William James Mitchell vs. Twin Galaxies LLC, Jeff Harrist & Jeremy Young & donkeykongforum.com, Benjamin Q Smith

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Slightly OT: A new documentary about Walter Day has just been completed as a follow-up sequel to the King of Kong. Mitchell's various suits and Day's involvement are mentioned
Honestly fuck that enabler. The only reason this worthless faggot is even newsworthy is that shitty, bogus documentary about this clown's fake achievements.
 
Billy Mitchell is suing Twin Galaxies again, for 'enforcement of settlement terms' aka, he thought he was going to get his records fully restored as the King of Kong once more. Karl Jobs has the deets on a video as per usual.

If I ran Twin Galaxies, I'd put him back on the official leaderboard.

But I wouldn't just put his score back. I'd create a new section just for him and when you click on it, you get a picture of his name and score spelled out with MAME girders.
 
Why is your legal system so retarded that lawsuits are won not by merit, but by the opponent running out of money for lawyers?
It’s just that sometimes, no matter who is right and who is wrong, the lawsuit is over something so stupid that they just let the clear gigachad win
 
Twin Galaxies is going to be prepared this time. Their lawyer will not only screech, but also shid and piss himself in the court, while saying nigger.

Billy Mitchell, the true American Hero, always has a plan, and he is going to hostile takeover a bankrupted TG, and make sure his scores are always on top.

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Jobst cannot hop off Billy Mitchell's dick to save his life, and his smarmy attitude about how many Billy Mitchell videos he pumps out is so insufferable.

Going off the cliff notes, but if they had a settlement and Twin Galaxies isn't upholding their end of the settlement then what else should Billy Mitchell do?
 
Jobst cannot hop off Billy Mitchell's dick to save his life, and his smarmy attitude about how many Billy Mitchell videos he pumps out is so insufferable.

Going off the cliff notes, but if they had a settlement and Twin Galaxies isn't upholding their end of the settlement then what else should Billy Mitchell do?
Get high scores on modern games of course
 
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and Twin Galaxies isn't upholding their end of the settlement
From what I've seen, TG did exactly what they said they'd do: put Mitchell's score "as part of the official historical database". Not the actual leaderboards, which is what Billy assumed they'd do.
 
If I ran Twin Galaxies, I'd put him back on the official leaderboard.

But I wouldn't just put his score back. I'd create a new section just for him and when you click on it, you get a picture of his name and score spelled out with MAME girders.
I support that. That's exactly what they should do. An entire new section just named "Billie Mitchell", specifically one you need to make an extra click on to get to. No score shown, no mention how it is related to the rest of the leaderboard. They could claim they "acted in good faith" to the judge too. Billie would never stop seething.
 
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ut I wouldn't just put his score back. I'd create a new section just for him
That's pretty much what they did, but your idea is funnier. "Official historical database" instead of the actual board, where he wouldn't even be on top. Shit, I don't think his score would even be top 30 at this point.

Sperg running evolves.

One thing I do like about the whole "Red joystick" scandal is that I now get a ton of arcade restoration videos on youtube, and it's fun to watch people go absolutely insane restoring the hardware.

I have developed a deep hatred of the yard sellers who leave the machines out to rot, but still try to negotiate the price up. In a Nintendo red tent video, the restorer gets fucked TWICE by meth lords who just have a bunch of shit in their yard. One raised the price three times in ten minutes, and the second pretended he was doing a "blind auction" to sell the machine, when in reality he was trying to get more money by being a fuckhead. (The blind auction was for a non working nintendo golf arcade machine)
 
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Billy Mitchell is suing Twin Galaxies again, for 'enforcement of settlement terms' aka, he thought he was going to get his records fully restored as the King of Kong once more. Karl Jobs has the deets on a video as per usual.

I'm always so conflicted on this stuff. Karl is an absolute cuck, but Billy might be a bigger cuck and that hairline is unacceptable.
I hope everyone involved in this dies of feline AIDS.
 
One thing I do like about the whole "Red joystick" scandal is that I now get a ton of arcade restoration videos on youtube, and it's fun to watch people go absolutely insane restoring the hardware.

I have developed a deep hatred of the yard sellers who leave the machines out to rot, but still try to negotiate the price up. In a Nintendo red tent video, the restorer gets fucked TWICE by meth lords who just have a bunch of shit in their yard. One raised the price three times in ten minutes, and the second pretended he was doing a "blind auction" to sell the machine, when in reality he was trying to get more money by being a fuckhead. (The blind auction was for a non working nintendo golf arcade machine)
That's fucking funny, I watched this exact video last night and thought the exact same thing about it. I wish the guy had called the bluff of the first seller right away, it was obvious bullshit jacking up the price as far as he could.
 
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If I ran Twin Galaxies, I'd put him back on the official leaderboard.

But I wouldn't just put his score back. I'd create a new section just for him and when you click on it, you get a picture of his name and score spelled out with MAME girders.
I'm curious what the settlement agreement actually states. To me, it sounds like TG's lawyers may have pulled a fast one on them and they thought a "historical leaderboard" was the actual leaderboard.
 
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