🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[AnOminous]

I knwo you niggers mostly live in an alternative reality, but that isn't nachos you dumb bastard, that's guacamole

Yeah so they're more properly called tortilla chips, or strips in this case, but who gives a fuck faggot? Normal people call them nacho chips or even just corn chips.

 

[Sammich]

Yeah so they're more properly called tortilla chips, or strips in this case, but who gives a fuck faggot? Normal people call them nacho chips or even just corn chips.

Fuck getting it right, and i wasn't talking about the chips you mongoloid faggot. he called it nachos, it's not nachos, you stupid fuck.
Shit like this is why most of you faggots run cover and suck each other off over the dumbest shit. When it's called out it's shifted to "who cares" "i was just joking"

More so about the cats being dead when it's something simple to verify, and just utterly foolish. The endless amount of fake shit spread about people, it does harm to other claims that are provable.

Fuck ralph, he's a total piece of shit that deserves zero amount of anyone giving a shit about him, but just not pushing back on provable wrong shit gives him a win. Makes people here look clownish.

 

[AnOminous]

Fuck getting it right, and i wasn't talking about the chips you mongoloid faggot. he called it nachos, it's not nachos, you stupid fuck.

So what? I've bought shit called "guacamole nachos" in restaurants run by actual Mexicans that were just nachos and guac. It's just retarded, pedantic to the point of faggotry, to the point of being an actual mongoloid yourself.

 

[HahaYes]

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lmao I ain't reading all of that
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Overdone meme but it just works TM

 

[Sammich]

So what? I've bought shit called "guacamole nachos" in restaurants run by actual Mexicans that were just nachos and guac. It's just retarded, pedantic to the point of faggotry, to the point of being an actual mongoloid yourself.

Talk way past the other point i brought up, and brought up again saying it was the main point, do i need to point it out again, you are suppose to be this legal minded dude, it seems odd you completely missed that.

More so about the cats being dead when it's something simple to verify, and just utterly foolish. The endless amount of fake shit spread about people, it does harm to other claims that are provable.

Fuck ralph, he's a total piece of shit that deserves zero amount of anyone giving a shit about him, but just not pushing back on provable wrong shit gives him a win. Makes people here look clownish.

there you go.

 

[AnOminous]

Talk way past the other point i brought up, and brought up again saying it was the main point, do i need to point it out again, you are suppose to be this legal minded dude, it seems odd you completely missed that.

The cats are dead because he ate them or didn't feed them. That's because he's fat. That's way more important than whether he calls six tortilla strips in some weird approximation of guacamole "nachos." That's why I called it faggotry.

 

[Sammich]

he's fat.

yeah, i'm sure you saying that about dozens of people, thousands of times is going to be just as funny as the first time you said it.

 

[Tracksuit PHd]

Gonna call it now, this dumbass is gonna flex the 5 second rule during the homeless saga after someone tossed an unwanted toquito to the ground/El Arby's Tashcan.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

How the did this fat fuck write this with a straight face? "Or better yet.... COWARD" - Man who lived with his mother until he was 32, fled the country his daddy gave him and abandoned all his kids. Just stroke out already Ralph you complete waste of life.

 

[Historical Strelkov]

Anyone have the original ethan ralph clip of this without Kino Casino?

 

[bile demon]

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This novel is dedicated to Josh, in the hopes he too finds his way home.

 

[el bandito loco]

Overdone meme but it just works TM
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the only way this could have been better is if at the end it faded out to the gunt coming across the screen the way all of star wars opens with a giant spaceship rolling into frame lmfao

 

[AltisticRight]

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Literally.

 

[genericwhitemale]

If that tweet actually was as a bedtime story, I would ask my Mum or Dad to stop halfway through because it sucks.

 

[polar bear]

Makes people here look clownish.

Good. I am here to laugh at silly stuff.

How the did this fat fuck write this with a straight face?

Oh man my favorite bit is this:

Cause it's not like the Gunt threatened to beat up Randbot's wife, it's not like he published revenge porn, it's not like he was driving recklessly with pregnant Meigh and threatened her, it's not like he produced two children that will be forever traumatized once they're old enough to learn who their biofather is, it's not like he suffered a rage stroke whilst hollering at Chrissie Mayr and Venti, it's not like he wanted his own mother to walk in unbearable heat for dialysis, and it's not like he left his disabled brother to rot alone in care home.

 

[RX-78]

He's too poor to sue. Hell, he's too broke for child support. Until he actually has something worth owning 'slonder' is his super power.

He'd be happier on the streets of Seattle though. Imagine all the hobo sex, trash burgers, and process and release videos he could make.

You're right, and he's a disgusting obese slob with daddy issues on top of that: he'd be welcomed into the Seattle faggot community with open arms.

 

[TyrasGuard]

I wonder what exactly triggers his Tumblr bitch blogging phase...

 

[Prokhor Zakharov]

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I find the trick to reading Gunt Screeds is to completely invert absolutely everything he says, and that will bring you much closer to the actual truth of the matter being discussed.

 

[Estate]

I knwo you niggers mostly live in an alternative reality, but that isn't nachos you dumb bastard, that's guacamole

I stand corrected.
Nachos is tortilla chips with a cheese based dip. Ralph posted tortilla chips with an avocado based dip (aka guacamole). The farms lost, Ralph won.

Also, it's "know", not "knwo", you stupid fuck.
Shit like this is why most of you faggots run cover and suck each other off over the dumbest shit. When it's called out it's shifted to "who cares" "i was just joking"
More so about the cats being dead when it's something simple to verify, and just utterly foolish. The endless amount of illiterate shit spread by people, it does harm to other claims that are provable.

 

[MadStan]

Fuck getting it right, and i wasn't talking about the chips you mongoloid faggot. he called it nachos, it's not nachos, you stupid fuck.
Shit like this is why most of you faggots run cover and suck each other off over the dumbest shit. When it's called out it's shifted to "who cares" "i was just joking"

More so about the cats being dead when it's something simple to verify, and just utterly foolish. The endless amount of fake shit spread about people, it does harm to other claims that are provable.

Fuck ralph, he's a total piece of shit that deserves zero amount of anyone giving a shit about him, but just not pushing back on provable wrong shit gives him a win. Makes people here look clownish.

You raise valid points, succinctly, directly and with aplomb and make your points clear as crystal the meanwhile using refined words and grammar to express your thoughts, laying to rest the debate the vital issues before us here.

Because of course, Ethan has never uttered a false utterance of anyone, ever, and of course he didn't declare "free game" some years back and all that it encompasses.

I applaud you sir, and your intense, palpable faggotry.

You have my contrafibularities. Henceforth, you shall now be referred to affectionally on here as "Turnip".