Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Felony checkmark harassing stalker. Enjoy prison.

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Seanut Arbuckle said:
from what ive seen of pat other than a picture of some liquor bottles he's only ever drinking 5 percent drinks. I think another post pointed out he's a beer alcoholic which I imagine is even worse with all the carbs
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Rick is even an alcoholic in the most limp-wristed pussified way possible. Surprised you don't see him getting falling-down on White Claw or some shit.
 
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Fat apparently has a new surface for his novel writing impotent tweeting. Also look at that massive engagement from his 50k+ following
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In a world where every faggot as a Mac how did he find a laptop somehow even gayer?

The surface is kinda cool but being used by this bitchtits severely faggots him.

It amuses me that his vote didnt matter.
 
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John_Smith said:
Avoid any beer with Yuzu.

A shandy -- US lemonade, not UK lemonade and beer, usually a cheap lager -- is meant for sessionable hot weather drinking, so of course the Pigster is drinking it in 35F-45F weather. It's pleasant enough for light drinking. Most people make their own, or used to do so. Buying it pre-mixed is just stupid. You want to control the ratio of lemonade to beer to suit your tastes. Another thing Millenials have ruined with their laziness.

Beer and cider is called a snakebite.

Piggy is an alcoholic. He doesn't give a fuck about what he drinks, just that he drinks. It's like with the deathfats. They do not care what they eat, just that they eat. Eating, or drinking, is the thing, the only thing. The actual food and beverages are irrelevant.

ETA: Nikki is buying his beers now? She pays his legal debts, buys his beers, probably picks up the tab at restaurants, buys his clothes, but not his underwear ( he wears none. ewww). The more I learn about this Tomlinson guy, the more I think that he is a "kept man". And Nikki is borderline retarded.
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I've had draft beer here in Japan with Yuzu poured in it and it's delicious. The Yuzu cocktails you can get here are pretty good too.
 
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Pat actually said this without feeling a hint of irony or shame lmfao. Pat I don't think you need to be talking about dimensions other than your spherical one
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I think Patrick is just upset that Larry was interviewed by the Baldo Lawyer. Who the hell has interviewed Patrick of note?
It also doesn't help that Larry is 6'5". Patrick is just a manlet to him.
 
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Kirtto said:
This is my favorite ONA text message with Patrick, my ribs explode everytime:
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Patrick's number being displayed on these always tempts me to text him. Not in a cowtipping way but just to politely ask him if I could get the same "enjoy prison" messages he sends everyone else because I'm a real fan of his online presence. It's kind of like how you can pay money to technically be designated as a 'Lord' or 'Lady' by owning land in the UK. Or how some celebrities have an online store where you can order autographed pictures of movie posters or song lyrics or whatever.
 
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Patrick is a self proclaimed ally of women and a huge sports fan.

Has he tweeted at all about the 2024 womens march madness basketball tournament, which has brought attention to women's sports the likes of which has never been seen before?

Men have been wearing women's basketball jerseys in public for months now, even more so in the last few weeks. Straight up rednecks I know have Caitlin Clark and Angel Reese shirts and we've all been watching the tournament with great interest, cheering and clapping at all the right moments.

Patrick is a fake male feminist and sports fan. I bet he couldn't name a single starter in Sundays tournament championship game.

The only time he cares about women's sports is when he can advocate for a troon being allowed to participate.
 
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Seanut Arbuckle said:
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Pat actually said this without feeling a hint of irony or shame lmfao. Pat I don't think you need to be talking about dimensions other than your spherical one
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Ahem, child, Pat has infinite dimensions curled up within his sphere. And they're all fat.

I remember this tweet where Pat, like an absolute little bitch, tried to passive-aggressively paint himself as the "alpha male" and Larry as some meek guy.

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