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A reddit account under the same name. (and also suspended, lol) [Archive]
Search queries for "reddit gamerweeb1" return discussions on Pokemon, Hatsune Miku, and, relevant to the ResetEra posts, Star Wars.

Inference alone would have been enough to justify it being the same, but it was an additional detail I figured worthwhile to stack on.
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Wow… so this is what it feels like to have your entire internet identity exposed. I will confirm that all of those accounts, including the fanfiction one, are mine.

I don’t really understand why you guys enjoy digging up the histories of random people you will never meet… but OK, whatever. It’s fine as long as you don’t try to doxx the real me :)

For those wondering about my political beliefs: I would call myself an “anti-woke liberal”. I live in Australia and vote for the Labour party. I follow US politics closely, and am an avid Trump/MAGA hater. However, I am also strongly anti-trans, anti-DEI and pro-free speech. I was banned from Reddit and GameFAQs for posts I made that criticised the trans agenda. That is why I came to this website filled with moronic fat Americans like Null.

Also, I can confirm that I actually did have a real non-troon Asian GF for a brief time, although I am still a virgin.
 
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gamerweeb1 said:
Wow… so this is what it feels like to have your entire internet identity exposed. I will confirm that all of those accounts, including the fanfiction one, are mine.

I don’t really understand why you guys enjoy digging up the histories of random people you will never meet… but OK, whatever. It’s fine as long as you don’t try to doxx the real me :)
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Motherfucker, did you read the warning before you signed on?
 
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gamerweeb1 said:
Wow… so this is what it feels like to have your entire internet identity exposed. I will confirm that all of those accounts, including the fanfiction one, are mine.

I don’t really understand why you guys enjoy digging up the histories of random people you will never meet… but OK, whatever. It’s fine as long as you don’t try to doxx the real me :)

For those wondering about my political beliefs: I would call myself an “anti-woke liberal”. I live in Australia and vote for the Labour party. I follow US politics closely, and am an avid Trump/MAGA hater. However, I am also strongly anti-trans, anti-DEI and pro-free speech. I was banned from Reddit and GameFAQs for posts I made that criticised the trans agenda. That is why I came to this website filled with moronic fat Americans like Null.

Also, I can confirm that I actually did have a real non-troon Asian GF for a brief time, although I am still a virgin.
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Hi! Do you have autism?
 
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gamerweeb1 said:
Wow… so this is what it feels like to have your entire internet identity exposed. I will confirm that all of those accounts, including the fanfiction one, are mine.

I don’t really understand why you guys enjoy digging up the histories of random people you will never meet… but OK, whatever. It’s fine as long as you don’t try to doxx the real me :)

For those wondering about my political beliefs: I would call myself an “anti-woke liberal”. I live in Australia and vote for the Labour party. I follow US politics closely, and am an avid Trump/MAGA hater. However, I am also strongly anti-trans, anti-DEI and pro-free speech. I was banned from Reddit and GameFAQs for posts I made that criticised the trans agenda. That is why I came to this website filled with moronic fat Americans like Null.

Also, I can confirm that I actually did have a real non-troon Asian GF for a brief time, although I am still a virgin.
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your steam is autistic, also MAL is shit use anilist. (Archive) & (2nd Archive).

So for context: I am a 20 year old guy and I still live with my parents.

So like most single guys, sometimes I get horny and look at porn. And in my case, I often look at hentai (yes... laugh if you want).

Usually if I want to look at hentai, I'll do it in my bed at night so my parents are less likely to catch me. I also use my mobile phone, because it is easier to hide than my laptop.

Now, I have been doing this for a long time without being caught. But last night, things went horribly wrong.

It was 10 pm and I was slowly jerking/edging myself to hentai. The problem was that I was quite tired and so I was struggling to stay awake. I was planning on finishing and then going to sleep... but instead, I collapsed on my bed with my phone in my hand.

When I woke up, I realised that my bedroom light was still on. I also hadn't closed the door because my parents usually don't go in there at night. Now here was the worst part: I saw that my phone had been moved to the drawer next to my bed. I turned the phone on and saw what was on it: a picture of a topless Hatsune Miku in striped panties.

Now, I hoped that my mum hadn't seen the pic. But then I went downstairs, and had this conversation:

"Gamerweeb1, why did you fall asleep with your light on?? I went in there around 11 and the light was still on."

"Sorry Mum, I was really tired".

"OK, well what's your excuse for that stuff you were looking at on your phone?'

"Ummm... oh, sorry Mum."

Now I have shut myself in my room. After years of hiding it, my mother now knows that I masturbate to Japanese cartoons at night. How the ♥♥♥♥ am I going to eat dinner with my mother again?

TL;DR: I jerked off to hentai late at night. Now my mum knows I get turned on by looking at naked blue-haired anime girls.
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Snapchat (Archive) & (2nd Archive).
 
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@Der Eternal Bateman

If you look at the Steam account closer, you will see it is not located in Australia.

Bizarrely, it seems like a random gamerweeb in another country copied something I wrote on Reddit, and put it in his Steam bio.

I DID write that story. But, I can honestly say that story isn’t true. (I like watching hentai, of course, but that story isn’t true). I posted it on r/tifu - a subreddit where 90% of the stories people post are fake. I later posted it on r/copypasta.
 
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gamerweeb1 said:
@Der Eternal Bateman

If you look at the Steam account closer, you will see it is not located in Australia.

Bizarrely, it seems like a random gamerweeb in another country copied something I wrote on Reddit, and put it in his Steam bio.

I DID write that story. But, I can honestly say that story isn’t true. (I like watching hentai, of course, but that story isn’t true). I posted it on r/tifu - a subreddit where 90% of the stories people post are fake. I later posted it on r/copypasta.
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right, and the hatsune miku post are just a coincidence right?
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you wrote ""Gamerweeb1" you specified 1 on your steam.
 
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Der Eternal Bateman said:
right, and the hatsune miku post are just a coincidence right?
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you wrote ""Gamerweeb1" you specified 1 on your steam.
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Dude… I just explained that guy on Steam copy-pasted my Reddit post. He didn’t change the name in the story.

Also, I didn’t realise I am the only Hatsune Miku enjoyer on the internet.

I do have a Steam account, but I don’t own nearly as many games as that guy does.
 
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gamerweeb1 said:
I DID write that story. But, I can honestly say that story isn’t true. (I like watching hentai, of course, but that story isn’t true). I posted it on r/tifu - a subreddit where 90% of the stories people post are fake. I later posted it on r/copypasta.
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Why..................................why would you do that?
 
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