Trainwreck The Empathic Nutritionist / Empathic Mamahood / Robyn Grogitsky-Ramirez / Luna Elva Ramirez / Glenn Ramirez / Atlas Glenn Standford Ramirez - Eyefucking Sociopath Selfie Addict Mother and Closeted Gymrat Pothead Father who use Instagram to Parade their Homemade Homunculus Tard Baby Created by their Refusal to Follow any Medical Oversights

[The Judean People's Front]

The chiropractor stuff makes me so MATI. Yeah, let's compress and wrench around the fucking soft bones of a small child for REASONS. I remember the first time I found out that people subject their tiny children to this, well, bullshit was the Penn and Teller Bullshit episode about alternative medicine. I think Penn expresses my feeling about it pretty well in his expletive-laden rant at the end of the episode, although I can't find it to link.

 

[Goatchoker]

The chiropractor stuff makes me so MATI. Yeah, let's compress and wrench around the fucking soft bones of a small child for REASONS. I remember the first time I found out that people subject their tiny children to this, well, bullshit was the Penn and Teller Bullshit episode about alternative medicine. I think Penn expresses my feeling about it pretty well in his expletive-laden rant at the end of the episode, although I can't find it to link.

This shit horrifies me, when I was a new mom I had some friends who were woo af and took the babies to a chiro. HELL NAH.

No fucking need for that shit.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

Not to derail too much, but Chiropractors should be one of the first groups up against the wall in Minecraft. Like, crack backs, whatever, fine. But they all claim they're real doctors and that back-cracking can fix shit like asthma and PCOS. I can't figure out how they're allowed to make claims like that with absolutely zero evidence.

 

[GenociderSyo]

Not to derail too much, but Chiropractors should be one of the first groups up against the wall in Minecraft. Like, crack backs, whatever, fine. But they all claim they're real doctors and that back-cracking can fix shit like asthma and PCOS. I can't figure out how they're allowed to make claims like that with absolutely zero evidence.

Coworker had a stroke due to an adjustment so my opinion of chiros is quite biased.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

Coworker had a stroke due to an adjustment so my opinion of chiros is quite biased astute

Ftfy

 

[TapewormSalesman]

The chiropractor stuff makes me so MATI. Yeah, let's compress and wrench around the fucking soft bones of a small child for REASONS. I remember the first time I found out that people subject their tiny children to this, well, bullshit was the Penn and Teller Bullshit episode about alternative medicine. I think Penn expresses my feeling about it pretty well in his expletive-laden rant at the end of the episode, although I can't find it to link.

Reminds me of that insane Russian woman doing "baby yoga", which is just violently juggling your baby in the air.

 

[RL Steinbeck]

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Oof, forgot a face filter on this one, Robyn. Look like a DBZ character with those eyebrows lines

 

[deputydogshit2.0]

Reminds me of that insane Russian woman doing "baby yoga", which is just violently juggling your baby in the air.

That’s looks like a case of shaken baby syndrome (think Sarge from the Sammie thread) in the making.

 

[Trombonista]

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Oof, forgot a face filter on this one, Robyn. Look like a DBZ character with those eyebrows lines
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Don't you dare compare the Prince of Saiyans to Robyn.

 

[KiwiFarmer9993!]

This is optomistic of me, but I truly hope it's

A: Just one baby and not twins.

And

B: Nothing goes wrong and it's just a smooth, less then 12 hour labor (and that the baby is another boy )

 

[CashMoney!]

Hopefully by baby #3 her muscles are so lax from the previous two that they just slip out.

 

[Girahira]

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Oof, forgot a face filter on this one, Robyn. Look like a DBZ character with those eyebrows lines
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All that empathetic nutritional diet on triple hydrogenated water just to look like sewer Baba Yaga or a nurse that’d steal your baby away. I’m not sure what could have her age so abysmally: potato baby stress? Rotten character? Non-GMO diet?

 

[Fëanor Curufinwë]

All that empathetic nutritional diet on triple hydrogenated water just to look like sewer Baba Yaga or a nurse that’d steal your baby away. I’m not sure what could have her age so abysmally: potato baby stress? Rotten character? Non-GMO diet?

No sunscreen

 

[Evan]

is just her assumption she hasnt been to a doctor pre 20th week since the best way to determine age of embrio\fetus is ultrasound not some woo woo bs.

If her periods aren't terribly irregular, going by LMP is the exact same thing a doctor would do. If Robyn is doing that, then her due date is very close to that. It's not like this is a major guessing game. Typically we have an idea of our usual cycles by Robyn's age and can figure that out pretty easily. Unless, as I said, she's very irregular.

Edit: and I'm also not putting past Globyn to use ovulation testing to know actual date of conception either

 

[Free the Pedos]

All that empathetic nutritional diet on triple hydrogenated water just to look like sewer Baba Yaga or a nurse that’d steal your baby away. I’m not sure what could have her age so abysmally: potato baby stress? Rotten character? Non-GMO diet?

It's the sperm eyebrows.

 

[BunchofMunch]

If her periods aren't terribly irregular, going by LMP is the exact same thing a doctor would do. If Robyn is doing that, then her due date is very close to that. It's not like this is a major guessing game. Typically we have an idea of our usual cycles by Robyn's age and can figure that out pretty easily. Unless, as I said, she's very irregular.

Edit: and I'm also not putting past Globyn to use ovulation testing to know actual date of conception either

Yeah, I would also assume the Globyns don't have more sex than they have to (with each other at least), so the date of conception is probably not that hard to figure out.

 

[GenociderSyo]

Robyns been posting non stop lately. She posted multiple home births with full on vagina action that are not included here.


Let's start with her q&a. She processes her own placenta into something to consume later. Planned hospital births have more complications then your vagina strangling your first born. Admits its going to be hard to transition to 3 kids. She has no fear of this homebirth. She wants an orgasmic birth. She prides herself on having no interventions (Assistance) with her births. Admits this one will be unassisted (intimate birth). Delayed cord cutting.

Responses:


She posted some peoples beliefs on birth/pregnancy. Including that you can stop a hemorrhage after birth by eating the placenta. And that vaginal exams are bad and are sexual assault. Fetal monitoring is bad. Don't use mainstream medicine even if its a doula.

Spoiler: Enjoy the Insanity

 

[Andoxico]

She wants an orgasmic birth.

I was not prepared to find out about women trying to have orgasms during childbirth today

 

[Pudgy Bear Claws]

Good grief, I'm all for the idea that giving birth doesn't have to follow one specific plan but some of these people are bonkers. I would vomit if I had to shove a chunk of my placenta in my cheek.

 

[Flourishing Pinecone ❧]

Usually, the way to stop a postpartum haemorrhage is to get the placenta out. That's usually the thing that's bleeding, and once it's out you're all good. So I'm not sure how you're meant to get some plancenta in your mouth, but if they're saying "oh it stopped once the placenta was out and I shoved some in my cheek!" well yeah no shit it was going to stop anyway and you just ate some raw self meat.