Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

[Tonberry]

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Gee, maybe if you weren't such a coombrained autist, and actually learned your lesson for once in your life, shit like that wouldn't happen.

I know that calling Chibi a coomer is like saying water is wet, but it's surprisingly easy to understate just how far gone his brain is. Every time one of his chat logs leak, it's honestly kinda stunning.

I'm not going to expect a groomer to approach a supposed 16 year old looking for some in-depth soul bonding, but Chibi goes IMMEDIATELY into coomer mode. Dude's been catfished countless times before, yet less than 24 hours after the first message he's talking about porn and sending her unsolicited pics. Genuine self-destructing behavior.

And once he gets there he never stops. Guy talked to her for around three months and every single interaction is the same, there's maybe a five minute preamble where he pretends to talk like a normal human being before asking for pics or RP. Chibi's mind is just filled with the need to coom, the need to be pitied by everyone around him and very, very little else, and he wonders why he feels like shit all the time. How the fuck does he manage to live like this?

 

[SaltyFanta]

In chibi's mind this was a real, actual 16 year old girl and he is 33 btw

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Actual child predator

I remember an old Chris Hansen clip in which he talks about a subset of pedos he catches that he theorized are just lonely guys who aren't looking for kids, they're just so desperate the decoy is the only person they get attention from and they choose to offend instead of be alone.

I used to think that of Chibi, but looking at this comment it's clear he is attracted to the underage element, like so many other pedos. This is a kind of common element amoung pedos, Austin Evans, the Youtube pedo who was soliciting twerking videos from pre-teens, did this too. He would have them say "this ass is only 12 years old". I get the impression that they are so attracted to the fact they're kids that they need it to be so overt. It seems like a possibility this will move to lower ages as he continues.

On the bright side I bet prosecuters love this kind of overt pedo-ism.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

it's clear he is attracted to the underage element,

Dude, it's been known for years. He bragged to Fanatical Dreamer that his new girlfriend was underage.

I don't get why people even consider it's not him. It's like saying that EDP couldn't talk dirty to yet another underage decoy.

 

[Deez Nuts]

Why would the catfish set their location to Michigan and then establish the fake "I moved from Iowa to Alaska at a young age" story in conversation? Very strange.


Great observations. If the references to age are indeed edited, it's possible that the "underage pussy" line initially only read "pussy" and was changed afterwards to make Adam look worse. This is the problem with these fucking weens. In their efforts to generate "content" they muddy the waters so much they make everything they try to do completely pointless.

Yeah that’s what is weird. Also Alaska is a strange location to choose. You can tell that the catfish avoids phone calls as well which makes me think it’s a dude. Shocking I know.

If it is the same catfish as before they sure love having ERPs with Chibi.

 

[Cap-tan]

Please be an AI trained on Chibi data.

 

[Kirtto]

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Both of you need to be killed immediately

Why so many autists end up being pedos? Is it just an immaturity thing?

 

[Golden Boy]

I’m glad he tried taking a Japanese job to seek children. If it were any other shithole country in Asia they might’ve given him access to children like they do many other desperate weird sexual pervert “expats”.

 

[Toilet seats vendor]

The caveman-esque typo makes it even funnier to me, what a mongoloid. UNGA BUNGA COCK GO IN PUSSY

Hey now, Caveman might be a speedrun sperg but he can articulate himself better than Chibbers. And he never sexted minors

 

[SaltyFanta]

Please be an AI trained on Chibi data.

It'd just refuse to write anything for you, all that would happen is you waking up at night to your PC inexplicably playing paper mario.

 

[Oliver Onions]

What's more pathetic?

1. The conversation happened exactly as is, Adam has learned nothing
2. The conversation did happen, but certain elements have been edited by the catfish to make Adam look worse
3. The conversation did happen, but between two alogs ERPing with each other to make Adam look bad

This is the only place on the internet that'd go through such lengths to prove this coomer's innocence

When I laugh at retards on the internet, I want it to be for the right reasons.

Overall my verdict is that the ages were changed and the rest is likely real.

So would that mean that the 'Joker's cock' line which I refuse to repeat in full was legit? Because that's still massively fucked up even as a roleplay.

 

[genericwhitemale]

Lmfao chibi's grooming skills
Page 12:
> What helps you with depression?
- Cosplaying, and you?
> PORN AND HENTAI

 

[demicolon]

Spoiler: greatest hits

Re: editing.
I don't know what the conversation app used here is; if it's a browser one then you can simply edit HTML tags using inspect tools, as demonstrated below:

As for if the images are unique, one of you needs to tip me a wget command for downloading all images from a xenforo thread, because I'm not going to check out 700 pages manually.

New lore from the conversation:
- Chibi's boss wants to sack him for low sales; someone at work narced on him about the Japan job lol,
- Chibi aced the JET interview but got rejected, he got an independent offer to teach English in some sinkhole with less than 1000 residents but refused.

 

[Nobusuke Kishi]

Why so many autists end up being pedos? Is it just an immaturity thing?

I believe its a mixture of porn addiction and the perceived devotion/control they would have over another person. But immaturity is also a big part of it.

 

[demicolon]

I think it's more with autism being a strong pussy repellant so they settle on the kind of girl they can realistically bang.

 

[Sausage Link Korean]

Don't know much about Chibi but he just seems like a pretty broken person who had a bad developmental period thus leading to a lack of fulfillment. He should consider going to Tibet and studying with monks or something.

He'd have to be quiet for like a really long time though.

General sperging: the cavewomandcj shit is an ongoing thread joke in response to when faggots were coming in here every other week to drop the incorrect breaking news that caveman has trooned out. Don't know about op previously trying to get verified as caveman but he was part of the group that got the thread reassigned and rewrote the op and its very fucking good now.

 

[Super An Hero]

Why would the catfish set their location to Michigan and then establish the fake "I moved from Iowa to Alaska at a young age" story in conversation? Very strange.

Because chibi is a literal retard. He so obsessed with cooming that the troll could be from the shittiest Palestinian slum and he wouldn't think about it.

Dude, it's been known for years. He bragged to Fanatical Dreamer that his new girlfriend was underage.

I don't get why people even consider it's not him. It's like saying that EDP couldn't talk dirty to yet another underage decoy.

I agree. He can claim the messages were edited the first time around and maybe get away with it, but we know now that this type of grooming is Chibi's MO. Chibi can't help himself. He's been an open pedophile for years now. It's not like this time around is gonna lead to him losing his job or getting arrested. Chibi is a vile piece of filth and that will never change.

 

[SaltyFanta]

the perceived devotion/control they would have over another person

I think that's also why so many are trannies, they want to own a woman's body and have full control over it as a sexual tool.

I'm surprised Chibi never trooned out, speedrunnig weeb with autism practically ticks all the risk factors for trooning out.

 

[TV's Adam West]

Chibi should've known JET is for the quasi-professional idiots who want to be English teachers; for everyone else it's AEON and the other ALT companies. I'm not saying he should stop, but he'll never be a JET; he'll be another nameless ALT from GABA or whatever.

That aside, having something about Joker cooming inside your under age pussy in a chat is... ... ... dude... are you trying to fucking get kicked out of Japan?

What doesn't kill you makes you....


Cringier.

 

[demicolon]

Cleanest, best pleasure.

 

[AfroMegan]

I'm surprised Chibi never trooned out

Don't be shy, I'm also betting on Chibi for this year.