- Joined
- Oct 15, 2016
We did find the address.
It's not nearly as remote as the SoSe thread made it sound. It's on a paved road and a stone's throw from I-64. It's on nearly 4.5 acres too. Definitely a heavily wooded area though, with a lot of space between other homes on the road, but not so far you couldn't walk to them. 1064 sq. foot 3 bed 2 bath manufactured home built and placed on the lot in 1989, Shmorkfam paid $14,500 for it in 1995.
I grew up in the burbs of New Jersey so I'm not used to being in DEEP woods like that, so it seemed remote to me. I definitely wasn't used to being in a place that got so dark at night you couldn't even see your hand in front of your face. Either way the trailer was really dumpy inside...like the shower wasn't even tiled and was just a bunch of tubes sticking out of the wall and nothing looked like it had been remodeled since, well, 1995 when they bought it. The weirdest thing I saw in the trailer were these drawings of grave stones taped to the wall, one for Shmorky and each of his brothers with the year they were born - 2003. That was how I found out Shmorky was born in 1980 and lied about his age to me. I never knew or understood why he lied about his age by two years. He told me he was 32 when I met him when he was really 34 (now 36) I was 25 when I met him, so either way, he was a bit older than me. I also never knew what the deal with those grave drawings were. I thought maybe they were Halloween decorations...but we went there in August.
Lol prove it.
Heh, if that's what you really want.