Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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from what ive seen of pat other than a picture of some liquor bottles he's only ever drinking 5 percent drinks. I think another post pointed out he's a beer alcoholic which I imagine is even worse with all the carbs
Probably because that is all Nikki will buy him. A huge number of photos Pigster posts show her with a beer in hand or a beer nearby. He may want her to buy him the hard stuff, and I can see him throwing a tantrum in the liquor store, like a child in the candy aisle of a grocery store whose parents refused to buy them some candy, when she says no to his demand to get him a bottle of Maker's Mark. She's trash enough to respond to his tantrum the way any white trash mom would, by yanking down his britches and giving him a swat on the ass, except for the fact she knows he's going commando.

He will drink the hard stuff. There is this tweet from the lockdown. He claims it is a mai tai and he has it down to a science, Both are lies.
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Starting from the top:
-Mai Tai's are garnished with mint --You want the mint aroma while you drink the cocktail to influence how it tastes-- and lime, not pineapple, and certainly not a pineapple chunk. JFC, he couldn't even get that right. It's a pineapple wedge that is a garnish for cocktails, like for a jungle bird. So that's wrong.
-Mai Tai's are served in a rocks glass, or maybe a tiki glass. So he's got that wrong. It looks more like a dark n stormy served in that glass.
-The Ice, geez, even worse that the pineapple chunk. Ho-lee fuck. For starters, not enough ice. The glass should be packed with ice, to keep the drink colder longer. This is cocktail making 101. So he's got that wrong.
-Mai Tai are made with crushed ice, or pebble ice, not whole cubes. So he's got that wrong.
-There's no condensation on the outside of the glass, which means he did not chill the glass and that the cocktail is not very cold. So he's got that wrong. A tepid cocktail is a nasty thing.
-Mai Tais are shaken to chill, aerate and dilute, or they are flash blended. I guarantee you that that abomination has not been shaken. It certainly has not been chilled. So he's got that wrong.
-A mai tai is made with rums, a light or two and dark -- the blend is very much the thing, curacao ( or cointreau or other orange liqueur if you prefer) fresh lime juice, and orgeat. Pigster used a mai tai mix,undoubtedly. I doubt he even knows what orgeat is. It's an almond syrup. You can make it yourself or buy it. Liber & Co probably is the best brand you can buy. So he's got that wrong.

Youtube is rife with videos showing how to make a mai tai. Pigster couldn't spend ten minutes watching a video? No, because he doesn't care about the drink. The drinking matters, only the drinking.
 
Youtube is rife with videos showing how to make a mai tai. Pigster couldn't spend ten minutes watching a video? No, because he doesn't care about the drink. The drinking matters, only the drinking.
He's also a flaming faggot because he's trying to make a fancy drink, with pineapple (to show he likes it up the ass).

If he just put gin in a glass he could call it a gin and tonic and nobody would know it's straight (unlike him).
 
Felony checkmark harassing stalker. Enjoy prison.

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Some highlights from the Larry vs Fatrick conflict:
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My favorite part is Larry saying Patrick needs to take his meds:
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The way they say "X, Elon's platform" gives me "Kiwifarms, a website" vibes.
 
Patrick's number being displayed on these always tempts me to text him. Not in a cowtipping way but just to politely ask him if I could get the same "enjoy prison" messages he sends everyone else because I'm a real fan of his online presence. It's kind of like how you can pay money to technically be designated as a 'Lord' or 'Lady' by owning land in the UK. Or how some celebrities have an online store where you can order autographed pictures of movie posters or song lyrics or whatever.
I wish I could find the texts right now but there was one that said "hey pat can you send me the usual copy pasta" and then of course pat sends it like an obedient little piggie
 
I wish I could find the texts right now but there was one that said "hey pat can you send me the usual copy pasta" and then of course pat sends it like an obedient little piggie
Real Prison Enjoyer moment. Pat cannot see the bigger picture. He simply must win within his own view.
 
Can someone translate those tweets for me?
I don't speak retard.
Translation is that Fatrick thinks if he can find any number associated with you.
THEN. YOU. ARE. A. NAZI.
(Give me a moment, surely I can find a way to reduce your user name to a 666 or something, oh wait I’m not schizophrenic…
That’s what he’s doing.
Basically, he’s fat.
 
Ok I have been mulling this over the past few days but I think its time for me to speak

The pig is no longer NOCHILDING a thousand times a day and I am getting really fucking worried he might have actually learned to ignore atleast some of the trolls.

He is still occasionally NOCHILDING and promising an enjoyable prison but nowhere near the xeet-every-five-seconds we saw in the last few months

I really fucking hope this changes, this fat queer is like one of my top 3 sources of entertainment these days.

Elon "Heil Hitler" Musk is blowing on his dogwhistle again. Why is Patrick the only one who can hear it?
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Oinkler confirmed as Nazi by his own standards. In a tweet dogwhistling the beer hall putch no less
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Also I searched "14" and found this thread
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So at age 14 the teachers were desperately forcefeeding him Ritalin by the truckload to stop him being such an obnoxious fat faggot (with bitchtits) in class.

Also when I saw the word "manic" I searched this too to try and find funny xeets about him being a manic depressive....instead I found this photo
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mfw Rodan whips it out on the subway
 
Elon "Heil Hitler" Musk is blowing on his dogwhistle again. Why is Patrick the only one who can hear it?
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So what he's saying I should buy some stock again and make double what I put into it like I did a few years ago. Currently 3.63% isn't much of a drop
Elon has also said that Tesla was valued too high. This was in 2020.
Patrick shouldn't talk about money when his wife has to buy him everything like a fucking child.
 
Ok I have been mulling this over the past few days but I think its time for me to speak

The pig is no longer NOCHILDING a thousand times a day and I am getting really fucking worried he might have actually learned to ignore atleast some of the trolls.

He is still occasionally NOCHILDING and promising an enjoyable prison but nowhere near the xeet-every-five-seconds we saw in the last few months

I really fucking hope this changes, this fat queer is like one of my top 3 sources of entertainment these days.


Oinkler confirmed as Nazi by his own standards. In a tweet dogwhistling the beer hall putch no less
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Also I searched "14" and found this thread
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So at age 14 the teachers were desperately forcefeeding him Ritalin by the truckload to stop him being such an obnoxious fat faggot (with bitchtits) in class.

Also when I saw the word "manic" I searched this too to try and find funny xeets about him being a manic depressive....instead I found this photo
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mfw Rodan whips it out on the subway
Given how much Pat Xeets, he might want to go back on the Ritilin, slow down lol.
 
The pig is no longer NOCHILDING a thousand times a day and I am getting really fucking worried he might have actually learned to ignore atleast some of the trolls.
Does someone here suck elon cock enough to tell us what the current benefits of bluechecks are?

Could someone (Nikki?) have forced him to buy bluecheck and then used some filtering that it provides to reduce the bullshit? Did he get a spam warning and decide to back off?
 
Ok I have been mulling this over the past few days but I think its time for me to speak

The pig is no longer NOCHILDING a thousand times a day and I am getting really fucking worried he might have actually learned to ignore atleast some of the trolls.

He is still occasionally NOCHILDING and promising an enjoyable prison but nowhere near the xeet-every-five-seconds we saw in the last few months

I really fucking hope this changes, this fat queer is like one of my top 3 sources of entertainment these days.


Oinkler confirmed as Nazi by his own standards. In a tweet dogwhistling the beer hall putch no less
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Also I searched "14" and found this thread
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So at age 14 the teachers were desperately forcefeeding him Ritalin by the truckload to stop him being such an obnoxious fat faggot (with bitchtits) in class.

Also when I saw the word "manic" I searched this too to try and find funny xeets about him being a manic depressive....instead I found this photo
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mfw Rodan whips it out on the subway
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Does someone here suck elon cock enough to tell us what the current benefits of bluechecks are?
Allegedly it increases your "reach" in the algorithm and "boosts" your post. E.g. your stupid replies under a viral Xeet are shown before other people's.

I can imagine Pat pestering Nikki politely, if a little meekly, for her credit card in order to save his social media presence. Please mom, I need this. No I won't get bored of it next week! I promise. This is going to work. I need this to fight the stalkers deboosting me. It's for my career, mom.
 
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