Niggers Eating Cornstarch - And any other weird nigger food related shit

[Midwit]

Indians/Asians using "y'all" makes my skin crawl

Y'all better be doing the needful in there or I'm gonna kick your ass!

 

[Judge Holden]

Nobody of any note has ever claimed it was built by a "zimbabwean civilisation". The fortification was built by the Shona, an iron age tribe that migrated into the region some time in the 2nd century; it became their capital in the 9th-10th centuries, as they expanded their control the gold deposits of what is now called the zimbabwe plateau. The structure is too far south and west to have been part of the Islamic slave trade during the high-point of its existence and it pre-dates any Islamic or Arab incursions into the area by a couple of centuries.

Honestly seeing "muh great zimbabwe" come up so regularly in coping-seething thinkpieces and xitter threads about how glorious and majestic and totally-better-than-stoopid-europe africa was is so fucking surreal when you actually look at it and realise it is literally just a random fucking ruined castle and even more ruined outlying buildings, all from the medieval era. I.e. shit you can literally find thousands of examples of in Europe alone. Hell literally every castle I have visited in bongland or frogland has either been older or has been far more architecturally significant and impressive (or both) and thats before you get to pre medieval shit lying around.

Its like spending decades fapping about how amazing and superior and uniquely special St Louis is because it has a Chick-Fil-A within its borders.

 

[Dante Alighieri]

superior and uniquely special St Louis is because it has a Chick-Fil-A within its borders.

okay but it's true

 

[teriyakiburns]

Honestly seeing "muh great zimbabwe" come up so regularly in coping-seething thinkpieces and xitter threads about how glorious and majestic and totally-better-than-stoopid-europe africa was is so fucking surreal when you actually look at it and realise it is literally just a random fucking ruined castle

Yes, it's way overblown for what it is. There is some sparse evidence for far greater cultural achievements in sub-saharan africa, but because no fucker ever wrote anything down, we can't do more than guess at what might have been. Twitterites and kangz wanking themselves into a frenzy over the "suppressed history" of great zimbabwe are just as bad as the people who think it's entirely made up.

 

[Niggs Monaghan]

what a useless input to this thread

Come on, Lawry's making a corn starch with their seasoning salt in it would be funny.

 

[AnOminous]

Come on, Lawry's making a corn starch with their seasoning salt in it would be funny.

It might even have some actual use. It would probably actually be pretty good for an ingredient in batter or breading for fried chicken. You've probably come up with a better idea than any of their R&D guys in recent memory.

 

[Oddjob OTP]

Yes, it's way overblown for what it is. There is some sparse evidence for far greater cultural achievements in sub-saharan africa, but because no fucker ever wrote anything down, we can't do more than guess at what might have been. Twitterites and kangz wanking themselves into a frenzy over the "suppressed history" of great zimbabwe are just as bad as the people who think it's entirely made up.

It's also a shit argument because most of the west Africans that got sold off to the Americas were not descended from anyone that had anything to do with it culturally. People tend to lump the entire continent into one big darkie stew when there is a lot of diversity genetically and culturally even if it doesn't feel like it because most cultures in Africa started to struggle before they got to inventing the wheel. The European equivalent would be a Fin taking credit for the Colosseum or something.

 

[AnOminous]

It's also a shit argument because most of the west Africans that got sold off to the Americas were not descended from anyone that had anything to do with it culturally. People tend to lump the entire continent into one big darkie stew when there is a lot of diversity genetically and culturally even if it doesn't feel like it because most cultures in Africa started to struggle before they got to inventing the wheel. The European equivalent would be a Fin taking credit for the Colosseum or something.

Retards seem to believe just "black" is a race when Africa has more genetically distinct races than any continent on the planet, or for that matter, all the other continents combined. "Black" is just a result of evolving to live somewhere with lots of sun. "White" is just a result of evolving to live somewhere there isn't enough sun to get all your vitamin D.

 

[More AWS-8Q Than You]

The Asians doing it is sometimes more believable. There’s a decent number of Cantonese, Vietnamese, and to a lesser extent, Koreans down here.

I give people a pass for use of Y'all, if they understand both the singular and plural forms.

The funniest thing, and apologies if this has been posted before, is that the "wiypipo don't season dey food" crowd usually doesn't cook. Think about it, the black Twitter community largely consists of college-educated city dwelling millennials. These people wouldn't know "soul food" if it snuck up and bit them in the ass, and a solid 95% of their diet probably consists of ramen from Uber Eats or takeout burritos. Meanwhile, go to a small town in Mississippi, Alabama, fuck, even north Florida and there'll be a fat black guy in a pair of overalls smoking some phenomenal meats. And I guarantee that guy's got an actual "secret spice blend" that isn't just Lawry's, and probably doesn't know what a smartphone is.

And not just blacks, the seasoning police in my experience are always Millennials who don't cook. They have no understanding of how flavors go together or even the simple joy of a proper French omelet, since the French basically treat butter like a seasoning. A little salt, maybe some cheese if you're being fancy. Lawry's is so basic anyways, go get some Goya Fajita seasoning instead, it has all the basic dried flavorings in it, salt, pepper, garlic, onion, and msg. Shit's fantastic as a base.

There is a certain kind of black American phenotype, for lack of a better term, that once you recognize it you know that you can trust anything they hand you on a paper plate to be fantastic. One of the things I miss about not living in the South.

 

[AnOminous]

There is a certain kind of black American phenotype, for lack of a better term, that once you recognize it you know that you can trust anything they hand you on a paper plate to be fantastic. One of the things I miss about not living in the South.

Real soul food restaurants are incredibly welcoming, and roll out that Southern Hospitality shit when you are the one white man in the room.

 

[vomitusdeux]

Real soul food restaurants are incredibly welcoming, and roll out that Southern Hospitality shit when you are the one white man in the room.

would the hospitality die or grow if i asked for an order of cornstarch?

 

[More AWS-8Q Than You]

Real soul food restaurants are incredibly welcoming, and roll out that Southern Hospitality shit when you are the one white man in the room.

Trying to explain Southern blacks to people north of the Mason-Dixon is a frustrating thing. A lot of them are great people who will make sure you never go hungry and they don't give a shit if you're white. You may be asked to judge different people's cooking though, don't fall for it, just say they're all so good you can't decide.

 

[AnOminous]

Trying to explain Southern blacks to people north of the Mason-Dixon is a frustrating thing. A lot of them are great people who will make sure you never go hungry and they don't give a shit if you're white. You may be asked to judge different people's cooking though, don't fall for it, just say they're all so good you can't decide.

I hate people who hate people just based on the color of their skin. It's so retarded.

 

[Chongqing]

Honestly seeing "muh great zimbabwe" come up so regularly in coping-seething thinkpieces and xitter threads about how glorious and majestic and totally-better-than-stoopid-europe africa was is so fucking surreal when you actually look at it and realise it is literally just a random fucking ruined castle and even more ruined outlying buildings, all from the medieval era. I.e. shit you can literally find thousands of examples of in Europe alone. Hell literally every castle I have visited in bongland or frogland has either been older or has been far more architecturally significant and impressive (or both) and thats before you get to pre medieval shit lying around.

Its like spending decades fapping about how amazing and superior and uniquely special St Louis is because it has a Chick-Fil-A within its borders.

This is worth a listen.

 

[Monolith]

I hate people who hate people just based on the color of their skin. It's so retarded.

I judge them by the content of their character, which is usually the same thing.

 

[Wendy Wheelchair]

wait what
are you telling me that using salmon in sushi isn't something the japanese themselves do?

Fun fact, the salmon native to Japan, which they eat a shitton of, usually for breakfast, has parasites in it so they can't eat it raw. All salmon sushi in Japan is imported.

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Speaking of Japan, I remember when this was being shared and I fucking died because it further proves black people suck at making and understanding food. This has no correlation to any actual Japanese food.

 

[Chongqing]

Fun fact, the salmon native to Japan, which they eat a shitton of, usually for breakfast, has parasites in it so they can't eat it raw. All salmon sushi in Japan is imported.

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Speaking of Japan, I remember when this was being shared and I fucking died because it further proves black people suck at making and understanding food. This has no correlation to any actual Japanese food.
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The lucky CHINESE-American sculptures ON THE PATRON'S TABLE what the fuck is that?!?!

It's like black people can't help but be offensive in some way when it comes to the concept of food.

It's the ultimate, "I don't give a fuck about reality," type of attitude.

Imagine what they do to the shrimp to "clean" it.

 

[Dammit Mandrake!]

Speaking of Japan, I remember when this was being shared and I fucking died because it further proves black people suck at making and understanding food. This has no correlation to any actual Japanese food.

I kind of don't care. The food they showed looked pretty darn good. Cajun food is delicious. Japanese food is delicious.

I'm willing to give it a shot. We can't let our racism stop us from enjoying good food. And besides, Tojo is an asshole.

 

[Chongqing]

I'm willing to give it a shot. We can't let our racism stop us from enjoying good food.

But it's soaked in bleach...?

 

[I am Jack's dead arm]

I kind of don't care. The food they showed looked pretty darn good. Cajun food is delicious. Japanese food is delicious.

I'm willing to give it a shot. We can't let our racism stop us from enjoying good food. And besides, Tojo is an asshole.

There's a Chinese/Cajun place by me and it's pretty damn good. Chinese people run it though.