Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[not william stenchever]

Of course he did. Nick would sometimes go on these rants about how "men don't cry" replete with much MRA bravado. He'd give examples like if you cried at your parents funeral then your gf/wife would never respect you and Drexel would get her. So I'm not surprised he'd be doing that with his boys, even though it's not too unusual for a very young boy to cry if he sees daddy all drunk and wearing freaky clothes.

When we had to put our dog down a few years ago I felt the life pass out of him through my own hand and I felt like I was betraying myself by not crying like everyone else there for it, including the family friend who had hardly known the dog and was there to help us bury him.

Maybe it was something like "my good boy will live on in my heart" or that I was the one holding him while he went but I felt a duty to be stoic. But these are the times that men are meant to weep.

 

[daffodils]

Wow, that bad?

No, they're massively overselling it. The segment starts at the two hour mark of this stream:

https://kick.com/video/60fb7946-176e-4479-a41f-87797cefcc2f

 

[Goofy Logic]

This makes a lot of business sense. They were infused with tens of millions at the IPO, and they took an aggressive stance to try to capture some market share and poach big names. We are rapidly coming to the point where it will be seen if the gamble will pay dividends or fail.

You would think that if it was a advertising ploy that they would scale it back instead of dropping it completely. The decision to no longer do any contracts seems rather jarring.

 

[Harm]

No, they're massively overselling it.

Yeah, the way Warski edited it is enough for it to be fine on Youtube. I still get why someone wouldn't want to upload it, but Kino Casino act like it's a clip of Nick beating his kids or something when it's nowhere THAT bad. They also misrepresent it as some "long lost" clip too, but it's stuff that's been fully posted in the thread like 9 months ago. None of it is actually NEW new or something that's been "scrubbed from the Internet" like they say.

 

[Crocodylus Acutus]

Guys, I don't think Nick is lying about the Rumble contract. I have a digital copy of it right here:

Spoiler: Very real Rumble contract

 

[LordofCringe7206 Vol. 2]

If Rumble comes tumbling down in flames then Nick will miss the point that what he assumed was a guaranteed annual six figure income was in fact a gamble using other people's money to bring even a fraction of his Depp era viewers over to the platform. He completely failed to hold up his end of the bargain and doesn't even understand what his end the bargain was to begin with. He thought that they just paid him because he is him (and would continue to pay him in perpetuity because he is him), not because he had a massive audience (at the time) that a portion of which could be enticed onto a new platform with his show as a conduit. Enjoy foodstamps, dipshit.

Nick made the classic YouTuber mistake of thinking that his fans were there for him and not for the product that they wanted him to provide for them. And like many others before him, he is suffering firsthand at the realization that the fans don't really care about him.

 

[LonelyEggRoll]

Watching Nick trying to avoid his thread cliches is always fun.

He is becoming aware of his new DSP heavy style content which consists of talking constantly about his scheduling more than the actual content itself, so now we get the apologies for that, yet he still can’t help himself from launching into spiels about his plans for when and what he’s going to do on his channels.

I‘ve also been watching to see if he’s trying to ignore the ceiling cats, and I think he is. He still has been consulting them, and relied especially on their advice during the Easter stream, but he’s been trying not to look up there when he’s not so tipsy.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

If Rumble comes tumbling down in flames then Nick will miss the point that what he assumed was a guaranteed annual six figure income was in fact a gamble using other people's money to bring even a fraction of his Depp era viewers over to the platform. He completely failed to hold up his end of the bargain and doesn't even understand what his end the bargain was to begin with. He thought that they just paid him because he is him (and would continue to pay him in perpetuity because he is him), not because he had a massive audience (at the time) that a portion of which could be enticed onto a new platform with his show as a conduit. Enjoy foodstamps, dipshit.

I do not wish ill on RUMBLE, but I am critical of their business decisions. A lot of people 'on the right' rely too much on outrage marketing where people support an alternative out of spite but do not put enough effort into making a viable and valuable service. I believe that they were channeling some of that Silicon Valley spirit of optimism where a small idea would blow up in value (real or not) with the gamble they made on contracts.

You would think that if it was a advertising ploy that they would scale it back instead of dropping it completely. The decision to no longer do any contracts seems rather jarring.

See above. If too many of their contract talent were like Nick, the gamble failed badly. While I have no hard evidence, the fact that they signed MERSH tells me that they are desperate.

Spoiler: Nick's Audience IQ

Found this by accident. Here is one of his biggest former LOCALS wannabe wine-mom thots showing off her brains:

Do these LOOK like turtles or sting rays?

 

[Crocodylus Acutus]

See above. If too many of their contract talent were like Nick, the gamble failed badly. While I have no hard evidence, the fact that they signed MERSH tells me that they are desperate.

Spoiler: Nick's Audience IQ

Found this by accident. Here is one of his biggest former LOCALS wannabe wine-mom thots showing off her brains:

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Do these LOOK like turtles or sting rays?

Just when I thought wine moms couldn't get anymore retarded. Leave it to them to set the bar even lower than their old saggy flapjack breasts.

 

[Nate Higgers]

Yeah, the way Warski edited it is enough for it to be fine on Youtube. I still get why someone wouldn't want to upload it, but Kino Casino act like it's a clip of Nick beating his kids or something when it's nowhere THAT bad. They also misrepresent it as some "long lost" clip too, but it's stuff that's been fully posted in the thread like 9 months ago. None of it is actually NEW new or something that's been "scrubbed from the Internet" like they say.

Yeah that’s why I said in my original post I wasn’t sure if the clip had already been covered ITT pages back when it was originally released before The Tard and The Lard spazzed about it last night.

Also I know it isn’t like “whoa this is hardcore child abuse” but I just assumed Cokeski’s motivation for altering the voices is similar to how people don’t post any photos of their children online because they’re sheltering the children from pedos, or whatever

 

[Sharpeteer]

Rumble contract confirmed

Edit to add: and Locals updates

Bullshit - I'll maybe believe it when I see a physical paper copy of a legal contract with signatures... and even then I'd have to consider the possibility of it being a fake generic template. He's such an insecure faggot that he will say anything to look like he's not losing.

I don't care what he says - him lying is my default assumption, and the burden is on HIM to prove anything at this point.

I know a lot of people on KF don’t like the Kino Casino

I respect that they bring people on YouTube in on Balldo lore (via Elissa segmenting), and that PPP called him out way earlier than a lot of others did, but I cannot stand them.

 

[Captain Manning]

No, they're massively overselling it. The segment starts at the two hour mark of this stream:

https://kick.com/video/60fb7946-176e-4479-a41f-87797cefcc2f

Okay. I watched it.

I'd say it's somewhat disconcerting, given the kids firsthand exposure to their father's degenerate stupidity, and their reactions, but hardly even remotely close to the worst thing I've seen.

Bear in mind, I read KF, and am not a parent.

They also misrepresent it as some "long lost" clip too, but it's stuff that's been fully posted in the thread like 9 months ago.

Was it?

I must have missed it.

Like I said, I thought the whole thing was just him pretending he was a cam girl. The clip I saw, released years ago, was much shorter, with him just sitting there talking and acting like one.

Also I know it isn’t like “whoa this is hardcore child abuse” but I just assumed Cokeski’s motivation for altering the voices is similar to how people don’t post any photos of their children online because they’re sheltering the children from pedos, or whatever

Abundance of caution, I guess. I can't fault Warski for that. I'll also give him props for editing out a lot the crying. I think it's okay to be sensitive when kids are involved.

That said, I agree they're also overselling this. The KC is known to do that.

Also, @Himedall All-seeing Waifu, you probably already knew the answer, but I am pretty sure those are Horseshoe Crabs. Thanks for reminding me Sally is a stupid. Turtles or Stingrays!? LOL!

 

[Chazzed Up]

Was playing an old game last night and I realized at character creation that the character matched Nick in both appearance and lore.

I think I might go through it making Nick-like choices. Fortunately homosexual seduction is possible or it wouldn't be an authentic experience.

 

[Crocodylus Acutus]

Was playing an old game last night and I realized at character creation that the character matched Nick in both appearance and lore.

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I think I might go through it making Nick-like choices. Fortunately homosexual seduction is possible or it wouldn't be an authentic experience.

I don't know, I think Nick is more of a Nosferatu, at least physically speaking.

 

[Captain Manning]

Was playing an old game last night and I realized at character creation that the character matched Nick in both appearance and lore.

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I think I might go through it making Nick-like choices. Fortunately homosexual seduction is possible or it wouldn't be an authentic experience.

Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines. Excellent choice. The Malkavian playthrough is hilarious. You get to have conversations with stop signs and televisions.

Anyways, Nick is kinda like a Malkavian, but he looks like a Nosferatu, and thinks he's a Ventrue. He fancies himself the "Prince of the Internet," or some shit.

 

[Harm]

Like I said, I thought the whole thing was just him pretending he was a cam girl. The clip I saw, released years ago, was much shorter, with him just sitting there talking and acting like one.

Yeah, the thread is a nightmare to navigate, but I found the original full clip earlier in this thread. It wasn't posted in the past 10 months like I'd thought, but I believe that it came up in conversation last Fall when discussing incidents where his kids had been audible/visible on his streams.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Aussie is going full hog into the comicsgate grift.

The only man on earth more repulsive than Ron Jeremy.

Anna isn't a reporter. She's a thot. Wait. There may not be a difference.

his kids were crying and asking him why he swiped their stuffed animals to stream in the coom room, and his older son even asked him “What are you wearing?” The younger son was crying and Balldo said “are you crying?” In almost a mocking or incredulous tone.

His kids sound like incel losers. Too bad Nick isn't an oil worker or her could solve the problem real easy.

Do these LOOK like turtles or sting rays?

Sally is only familiar with crabs that live in her cunt.

 

[Captain Manning]

Yeah, the thread is a nightmare to navigate, but I found the original full clip earlier in this thread. It wasn't posted in the past 10 months like I'd thought, but I believe that it came up in conversation last Fall when discussing incidents where his kids had been audible/visible on his streams.

Yeah, page 200. December of 2020. That's ancient. It seems like he caught a little bit of shit for this at the time, but not enough to tip the balance of the thread against him and have him redesignated a lolcow. That wouldn't come for another two years.

Plus, it seems to me like most of the focus was on his attire and act, and the clip with the kids went mostly uncommented on.

 

[elb]

I am sure elb will probably grace us with a clip. She seems to cover the KC's coverage of Nick really well.

I’m not sure if I’ll be listing it, still deciding. I had a much different interpretation of that segment of Nick’s stream

Here’s a thotstream archive if anyone wants it

 

[AnOminous]

You would think that if it was a advertising ploy that they would scale it back instead of dropping it completely. The decision to no longer do any contracts seems rather jarring.

They're going belly-up. Unlike smart rats, Nick is running into a sinking ship instead of fleeing one. What a faggot loser.