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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

  • YES!

    Votes: 24 7.1%
  • lol no

    Votes: 314 92.9%

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yeah, i'm sure you saying that about dozens of people, thousands of times is going to be just as funny as the first time you said it.
Angry fatty detected.
Da Sektur down so bad with zero Kuality Killstream Kahntent you niggas writing pages upon pages on whether or not what Ralph is eating counts as nachos or not. Good Lord.
Apropos of absolutely nothing, random_text.txt just spat this out.

"Cwckiforums: Where a post about Mighty Wings spawns an 11 page topic about fast food, what Mighty Wings taste like, and Chris' definition of spicy."
He went out to a restaurant just to take photos to "own" the thread over his shitty guacamole cup
He probably dined and dashed on top of that. "What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent Mexican meal?"
 
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Ralph quit making child support payments so he could buy a weekend with pantsuela.
Yes, they agreed to continue but keep it private. I don't know how some people didn't understand that. He even called his plumber to fix shower so she could stay with him over the last weekend.
 
Ralph quit making child support payments so he could buy a weekend with pantsuela.
Bingo:
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Taking your Mexican prostitute to a museum so she can photograph you doing wrestling poses on a stairwell. You know, just Ralphamale things. Of course Adolwulf is impressed:
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Yes, they agreed to continue but keep it private. I don't know how some people didn't understand that. He even called his plumber to fix shower so she could stay with him over the last weekend.
There’s nothing to “keep private.” He saves his pennies to purchase her services every 6 weeks or so. She says ‘no pics on your SM” because she’s embarrassed to have them in public and ”my family would turn against me” (her words.)

I hope the good sis is charging extra because that back fat, quad tits and bifurcated gunt is some seriously nightmare-inducing stomach-turning shit. I feel traumatized just thinking about it.
 
what a woman, lol!
I’m glad you said it because I was thinking it but didn’t bother posting it. Unless I go out to eat somewhere expensive/unique where the food is 5/5 top notch cuisine, I’m really not a big fan of “oh hold on lemme take a picture first”. That’s some really feminine behavior. Even my girl said that the common female phrase for it is “the phone eats first”

But we all know that spiritually, Ralphs a petty woman at the end of the day
 
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Taking your Mexican prostitute to a museum so she can photograph you doing wrestling poses on a stairwell. You know, just Ralphamale things. Of course Adolwulf is impressed:
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Out of all the fetching women he gaslit, the black women he found on Craigslist, the black man he was in a relationship with, and the prostitutes in between them all, Adolwulf really is the Ralphamale Throat Goat
 
Is there a single heterosexual man that poses like this? What even was that?
Oh, and look at his gunt resting on the handrails.
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Still fat and slovenly.
Only homosexuals like Gunt pose like this. Then again, he thinks his entire life is WWE instead of a southern gothic novel.
 
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