Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Jessica has been streaming for over 5 hours and taking shots. She wants us to know that she's not trying to "whip" Josh or capitalize off him. She just wants him to be his best, you know? People love this fuckin man.
 
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ADHD said:
Jessica has been streaming for over 5 hours and taking shots. She wants us to know that she's not trying to "whip" Josh or capitalize off him. She just wants him to be his best, you know? People love this fuckin man.
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"Be his best" to her really means "be her own personal doormat who lets her do whatever she wants while also providing free resources". But I digress.
 
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Slim Boglim said:
Some total moron posted the cameo she bought in the sub and people are seething. Dude how can they not see the humor in this? Somebody paid $60 for THIS. It’s fucking hilarious. $60 for a 10 second clip of an absolutely fucking wasted boglim slurring their names and stumbling over his own catchphrase. The absurdity of it has me dead I couldn’t contain myself. Maybe I’m just supremely regarded but I was howling laughing at this shit. SIXTY FUCKING DOLLARS FOR THIS.

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first of all, cameos are scams. paying a 100 bucks for a 30 sec video, from a C list celebrity, is fuckin' stupid. his "trolls" are the reason why he lives like this. People who bitch at him for getting 60 bucks for a ten sec video are the same ones buying his wands for a 100. for a complete retard, he knows how to hustle money. if he were smarter, He could get reddit fags to do anything.
 
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MegaFaggot said:
She's puking now.


edit : She's been puking for about 15 minutes now, people are calling ambulances (allegedly).
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Lmao, all that tough talk about "This will be my last stream, final, you'll never see me again after this" lasted her a whole 45 seconds.

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God bless this soul, whoever you are, Legit made me laugh
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Goatchoker said:
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This was my hope because it JUST went under contract.

It’s cheap living in a windy wasteland?

Also I’ll admit here that Jeffrey Starr tried to fight me once at warped tour. I made his deep voice come out. It was GLORIOUS.
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If this is the place I really hope we get some good content out of this. He's right near the river, a couple parks, and downtown. As long as Jessica or the a-logs don't keep him from going out this'll be an awesome new arc.
 
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