Kirtaner / Aubrey Cottle - 420chan sysop, founder of anonymoose, 1337 hax0r, anti-goobergate and all around degenerate

So this was released the other day, anyone willing to bite the bullet and watch this hot garbage?
No, because who cares. I already know Kirt has nothing interesting to say.

At least moot managed to make a little google money and disappear into the sunset as a result of running a chan. Kirt is (still to our knowledge) homeless, has no site anymore since his sperging got the server confiscated by the fucking government, and all he has going for him is having a part in yet another one of Netflix's formulaic and hastily crapped out "documentaries" that are basically like the 2020s equivalent of being asked to be on a reality tv show back in the 2000s. He's just this fucking disheveled clown that you can throw quarters at and he'll dance for you for a little bit like the fucking diseased Toronto snow nigger that he is. But he's still broke, jobless, homeless, he simps for women who steal from him, his ex wife hates him, all his old friends hate him, AND HE'S STILL FUCKING NEGLECTING HIS KID! GOD! FUCK!

If they paid him for this, and if he still doesn't send any money to Brooke, I might start fedposting
 
No, because who cares. I already know Kirt has nothing interesting to say.

At least moot managed to make a little google money and disappear into the sunset as a result of running a chan. Kirt is (still to our knowledge) homeless, has no site anymore since his sperging got the server confiscated by the fucking government, and all he has going for him is having a part in yet another one of Netflix's formulaic and hastily crapped out "documentaries" that are basically like the 2020s equivalent of being asked to be on a reality tv show back in the 2000s. He's just this fucking disheveled clown that you can throw quarters at and he'll dance for you for a little bit like the fucking diseased Toronto snow nigger that he is. But he's still broke, jobless, homeless, he simps for women who steal from him, his ex wife hates him, all his old friends hate him, AND HE'S STILL FUCKING NEGLECTING HIS KID! GOD! FUCK!

If they paid him for this, and if he still doesn't send any money to Brooke, I might start fedposting
lol spardot has a real name?
 
Today is the second day of WWE's biggest event of the year, Wrestlemania.
Reminder: Kirt, as stupid as he was, could have been raking in money for updates (or just keeping the site up) to taima. tv - his site that was blatantly used to watch free pro wrestling streams. Wrestlemania would bring in several people every year.
Instead, he hardly updated the site at all in years, and let it die long before 420chan kicked the bucket. Kirt could have easily avoided going broke.
 
lol spardot has a real name?
Yes. It isn't hard to figure out either. Both of those two dipshits have the worst opsec I've ever seen. They used their actual home addresses in 420chan.org's whois data for years and years.

Kirt could have easily avoided going broke.
Kirt could have avoided going broke by just simply not sperging out at his bosses at Ericsson and keeping his fucking job.
 
Kirtaner got into an argument with some guy to whom he ownes 12k and during that argument, he said this
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Someone in the replies thought that he got money from it to which he decided to clarify
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The first xeet in particular blew up and everyone started to make fun of him
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Btw if you're wondering about the 12k thing the guy who Kirtaner owes 12k posted this video
 
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Kirtaner got into an argument with some guy to whom he ownes 12k and during that argument, he said this
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Someone in the replies thought that he got money from it to which he decided to clarify
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The first xeet in particular blew up and everyone started to make fun of him
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Btw if you're wondering about the 12k thing the guy who Kirtaner owes 12k posted this video
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Why am I not surprised that this dude used to be one of the admins, I'm guessing that he let all sorts of shills shit up 4chan. LMAO at him doing it for free though
 
That's pretty funny but lending money to a retarded (homeless?) drug addict is pretty stupid too
That guy is an absolute mongoloid. Hifi-Lofi is what he goes by, or something like that. He has a schizo podcast with Jim Stewartson and some Heidi Cuda lady. For an idea on the kind of retardation we are looking at here, they take Jackie Singh seriously. Hifi is most well known for being banned on twitter hundreds of times, and possibly, drinking his own piss (this allegation has yet to be substantiated).
OnA don't really pay much attention to him other than the odd report on what he does and laugh at the fact that he thinks Putin convinced his wife to take the kids and run. There is a whole twitterverse of awlags for him that have all the lore.

He runs with Snackie, some haggard old broad called Heidi Cuda and Shane Nokes 2.0 (Hifi)
Heidi as far as I know is just some cat lady, but Jim and hifilofi - Josh Nidel/nadel (dont care to remember the spelling) are well worthy of threads here. hifi must be on his 40th twitter account by now, lives in a 1 storey hovel but is totally a 6 figure IT consultant who will WRECK you.
 
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Why am I not surprised that this dude used to be one of the admins, I'm guessing that he let all sorts of shills shit up 4chan. LMAO at him doing it for free though
He was never a 4chan admin, he's referring to running 420chan with his ex wife. He technically did it for way, way less than free if you count all of the lost revenue when all the legit advertisers all pulled out of the site, and the spectacular dumpster fire that was the Taima shop when kirt pulled a chris-chan and took a whole bunch of orders but didn't ship anything.
 
That's pretty funny but lending money to a retarded (homeless?) drug addict is pretty stupid too
Indeed. Aubrey Fagglesworth is a retard, but how much of a retard do you have to be to get punked out of $12K by a retard?
He was never a 4chan admin, he's referring to running 420chan with his ex wife.
He wants people to think it was 4chan though. Just like he's still clinging to "founder of Anonymous" when there are probably a half-dozen non-anonymous retards whose names are known to the public claiming the same thing with better pedigree.
 
>pays money to jannie horrendous internet content

Beta faggot-ass nigger lmaooo
What a couple of jack wagon chucklefucks. That argument is like two limber dicked cocksuckers arguing who gets to take a shot in the mouth. Neither of them can get hard, so the shot in the mouth isn't gonna happen, but they still are arguing over it.
 
Lol, faggot. That edgy internet reputation must really feel fulfilling when everyone's rightfully making fun of you wasting years of your life for no return and calling you a retard.

He wants people to think it was 4chan though. Just like he's still clinging to "founder of Anonymous" when there are probably a half-dozen non-anonymous retards whose names are known to the public claiming the same thing with better pedigree.
Yeah, hence why he said "chan" instead of specifying.
 
420chan was running on fumes for a decade and the only reason people went was because of /wooo/ and the novelty drug boards for shit like jenkem. Trying to claim any amount of internet fame for the 6th most popular imageboard or whatever it was is hilarious, especially when its a methed out communist who is absolutely hated by everyone who was remotely involved with the site.
 
420chan was running on fumes for a decade and the only reason people went was because of /wooo/ and the novelty drug boards for shit like jenkem. Trying to claim any amount of internet fame for the 6th most popular imageboard or whatever it was is hilarious, especially when its a methed out communist who is absolutely hated by everyone who was remotely involved with the site.
Even the #2 isn't much worth boasting about. As dead and gay as 4chan is, in that realm, you are either gookmoot or you are nobody.
 
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Kirtaner got into an argument with some guy to whom he ownes 12k and during that argument, he said this
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Someone in the replies thought that he got money from it to which he decided to clarify
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The first xeet in particular blew up and everyone started to make fun of him
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Btw if you're wondering about the 12k thing the guy who Kirtaner owes 12k posted this video
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this is extra funny coming from someone like kirt who would just let his site burn down all because he was too lazy/stubborn to update things.

he always thought he could do things better so instead of just updating things like taima (which was just a rip off of cytube to begin with) he did it himself and made the site even more unstable to the point that it would just crash when people spammed macros enough. then on the actual 420chan site itself he just let that place rot all while trying to shill his shitty merch.

if you wanna brag about being a chan admin at least make sure the place you were admin of was ran well rather than pointing to the burning dumpster behind the strip club and going "i watched over that dumpster for 17 years!!"
 
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Kirtaner got into an argument with some guy to whom he ownes 12k and during that argument, he said this
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Someone in the replies thought that he got money from it to which he decided to clarify
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The first xeet in particular blew up and everyone started to make fun of him
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Btw if you're wondering about the 12k thing the guy who Kirtaner owes 12k posted this video
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That “some guy” Kirtaner is arguing with is HiFi aka Josh Fidel of Akron, Ohio, a Jim Stewartson orbiter who has tangled from time to time with the Patrick Tomlinson alogs. He was brought in by Jackie Singh as far as I can tell.

You see, Josh/HiFi is hard to keep track of. HiFi has had around 30 X accounts (probably more) in the past year. He is constantly getting banned for threatening to skin people and other cartoonishly violent statements. He’s so crazy on stuanon/Jim Stewartson conspiracy juice that his wife left and took the kids a few years back. He’s also some type of hermetic cultist and believes in magic. I was bemused to see Kirtaner engaging with him. He’s a joke.

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"I founded Anonymous!" Uses Google search engine as evidence.
He knows his primary social media demographic is the severely mentally handicapped. Jewgle really shouldn't be in the business of providing direct answers like this. You can make anything a fact in the eyes of a majority of people by abusing the infinite supply of human stupidity to create the illusion of mass consensus. If you keep at it, Jewgle will eventually carve it in stone like this.

Imagine what the world would be like if some of the more dedicated Internet tough guys mastered this.
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Better not fuck with this guy, lads.
 
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