Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Anticipointment]

Here’s a thotstream archive if anyone wants it

From the video comments:



Foreshadowing the current angrily / sassily eating a single Dorito era.

 

[DaleMcGuy]

Remember watching the "Thot Stream" live on Twitch. Casino is doing the usual kayfabe stunt. The point of the stream was to test the rules hypocrisy of Twitch.
During that time Twitch flip flop enforcement was the big happening for commentators. Even itsagundam gave him subs during it.
Nick just went the extra mile, more so than the "Look what I just found, guys!" types.

 

[Space Pope]

From the video comments:

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Foreshadowing the current angrily / sassily eating a single Dorito era.

Out of habit I put the name into Google and see that he's a member of a hentai group called Tentacles - Fast, Effective, Penetratingly Awesome! If after all the hentai tentacle porn he's seen he's still disgusted by Nicki eating a chip, you know that's bad.

 

[Crocodylus Acutus]

From the video comments:

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Foreshadowing the current angrily / sassily eating a single Dorito era.

"You just don't. Understand. *chews* I've had a. Rough life. *chews* the black kids. Would call me. Cracker Rackets. *swallows* Time for. Dinner *finishes the last half of a bottle of Jack Daniel's*"

Didn't Nick start the angry dorito eating because Null said he shouldn't eat on stream? The fact he's still doing it shows how much of a petty bitch he is.

 

[AnOminous]

I would laugh at my kid too if they just sat there crying for a couple of minutes over something irrelevant.

You'd steal your kid's toys, then mock your own kid for crying, in front of an audience of thousands? I hope you aren't a parent. You'd kind of suck as one.

Didn't Nick start the angry dorito eating because Null said he shouldn't eat on stream? The fact he's still doing it shows how much of a petty bitch he is.

I like it. I like anything he does that makes him look more like a ridiculous faggot lolcow.

Do the thing again, Nick! Dance, monkey, dance!

 

[Bloodthirsty Nosenigger]

This site continues to exist because Null is one of the most stubborn SOBs on the face of the Earth.
The difference between Null and Nick is that Null channels that stubbornness for the good of the community and the survival of the site against tough odds. Nick channels his for entirely arrogant and selfish reasons.

No, the difference is, what Null's doing actually takes effort and personal committment.
Rekieta's stubbornness and "defiance" is that of a petulant child.

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

No, the difference is, what Null's doing actually takes effort and personal committment.
Rekieta's stubbornness and "defiance" is that of a petulant child.

Yes. Spite and defiance can be used an effective motivator

 

[WelperHelper99]

"You just don't. Understand. *chews* I've had a. Rough life. *chews* the black kids. Would call me. Cracker Rackets. *swallows* Time for. Dinner *finishes the last half of a bottle of Jack Daniel's*"

Didn't Nick start the angry dorito eating because Null said he shouldn't eat on stream? The fact he's still doing it shows how much of a petty bitch he is.

Nick being petty? Our Nick? Absurd. Certainly he's eating chips because he wants to and not because he got assblasted one time

 

[Crocodylus Acutus]

Nick being petty? Our Nick? Absurd. Certainly he's eating chips because he wants to and not because he got assblasted one time

If anything, Nick should be thanking Null for inspiring this petulant response in him, because I think these Dortios are the only things keeping his body alive, as the booze rots his innards into mush.

 

[WelperHelper99]

If anything, Nick should be thanking Null for inspiring this petulant response in him, because I think these Dortios are the only things keeping his body alive, as the booze rots his innards into mush.

Actually though. His calorie intake is so low. Flavored corn chips are literally keeping Nick from death, I want everyone to remember that.

 

[elb]

Didn't Nick start the angry dorito eating because Null said he shouldn't eat on stream? The fact he's still doing it shows how much of a petty bitch he is.

If you all only knew how bad it can get. @Himedall All-seeing Waifu should be able to attest. I considered making an eating supercut but it might break me so I can’t. Mouth noises are the worst

 

[LordofCringe7206 Vol. 2]

Other than the dressing like a fag thing I don't think that clip with his kid is that damming tbh. I would laugh at my kid too if they just sat there crying for a couple of minutes over something irrelevant. Perhaps I am giving him the benefit of the doubt even after knowing everything we know now but I feel like it's weak evidence against him.

It's not as bad as if they walked in on him having sex or doing one of his other perverse acts. But the problem is it is yet another instance of him being perverse in some way and his kids being exposed to it.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

It's not as bad as if they walked in on him having sex or doing one of his other perverse acts. But the problem is it is yet another instance of him being perverse in some way and his kids being exposed to it.

The only reason I don't think Nick has had his kids walking in on him having sex (be it with Kayla/Drexel/Steel Toe/some other fag) is because he would boast about it. Nick HATES the fact his parents never told him about their sex life, and Nick HOPES his kids will know about his sex life. This is perfectly normal behavior because knowing the sort of sex your parents have is funny and weird.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

His Locals content is still going to be him whining and eating in the kitchen.
So organic, much spontaneity.

God, I hope so... I am pulling hard for a return of the beeping robot! These cope streams were actually somewhat entertaining to me.

He claimed he did it because he lost a bet at the time but now I'm not so sure. Like everyone else it definitely should have been a huge red flag but let it slide at the time.

He actually promised this as a subscriber goal (side note: he still owes a 100k sub goal 24 hour stream and a 'hot yoga' stream) and it was influenced by Twitch's contemporary hypocrisy on sexualised content for women streamers.

It was a bit funny at the time, but objectively I was caught up in the cult of personality at the time, so it probably was not as funny as I remember.

If you all only knew how bad it can get. @Himedall All-seeing Waifu should be able to attest. I considered making an eating supercut but it might break me so I can’t. Mouth noises are the worst

I don't recall him eating on stream so much before Rittenhouse. Then, it was understandable but somehow is great over time, according to my recollection. I would accept any correction on this.

His LOCALS kitchen stream became nothing but rating streams and only added to the cringe of the coping.

The only reason I don't think Nick has had his kids walking in on him having sex (be it with Kayla/Drexel/Steel Toe/some other fag) is because he would boast about it. Nick HATES the fact his parents never told him about their sex life, and Nick HOPES his kids will know about his sex life. This is perfectly normal behavior because knowing the sort of sex your parents have is funny and weird.

This is one of the WILDEST things I have heard him say. I could understand it if Nick was speaking out against a general rule in some very conservative households where there is near zero sexual education and both partners have ZERO idea about the mechanics on their wedding night.

No, as has been demonstrated, Nick's rants are very personal and rooted in his own experience. By his own confession, Nick went to public school, had HBO in his room, and discovered porn early, so that begs the question: 'What MORE did he want tk know about?'

None of the answers are non-horrifying.

 

[Harm]

Spoiler: Lyrics & MP3

Ceiling cats, ceiling cats
Where you at? Do you know?
Where'd my career go?
I've got nothing to show for those
No-shows and anime expos
Charging twenty for the next toast
No one expects those
Ceiling cats

I hope PPP and Warski don't see me
Take PPP for my company
The company I keep spells defeat, oh?
Moment I broke that bread with Vito
And veto'd the possibility of Mandy
Being my freak hoe
Starin' starin', feeling barren
The feels I'm fearin', felines comparing
The clothes I'm wearin', the toasts I'm sharin'
From coast to coast, lookin' like I saw Space Ghost
Let's erase those
[Drunkenly slurred] Stare at those

Ceiling cats, ceiling cat
Where you at? Do you know?
Where'd my career go?
I've got nothing to show for those
No-shows and anime expos
Charging twenty for the next toast
No one expects those
Ceiling cats

E-V-S won't talk to me 'cause I'm obsessed
With the film where Kevin Spacey got shot in the chest
Why you got to lie to Eric July?
Say you'll DM, then apologize
Instead you monetize your cries

Ceiling cats, ceiling cat
Where you at? Do you know?
Where'd my career go?
I've got nothing to show for those
No-shows and anime expos
Charging twenty for the next toast
No one expects those
Ceiling cats

Ceiling cats, ceiling cats

 

[polar bear]

I would laugh at my kid too if they just sat there crying for a couple of minutes over something irrelevant

imho, you should consider other factors pertinent to this whole situation

 

[Not Who You Think]

Still looking for that 'Jesus was just some guy's clip as my Holy Grail.

If anyone has it(or ca narrow the date range), let me know. I'm moving on to look at his Dick Show appearances to see if I missed it there, but those are hard to find.

Been looking through a few Nick/Juju crossover streams as well due to a YT comment I found:


Sounded plausible since Nick would definitely lower his guard around Juju, but I haven't found a clip of Nick doubting the divinity of Christ yet. If anyone else is inclined to help the search, please do.

In the meantime, here are some highlights from BPITU episode 31 featuring Nick Rekieta.

The clips are spoilered due to offensive visuals (namely Vito's face) and the video itself is from March 04, 2022.

Nick's (home)church and dressing kids:
Nick explains that they home churched at this point, and that the church they attend is just "down the block" and they can walk there in the summer. Nick bemoans the hassle of getting the kids dressed and ready to attend, which is followed up by Juju saying that he's "about the opposite" in an attempt to provoke Vito the pedo.

Spoiler: Nick's (home)church and dressing kids

Nick and the ghetto of Houston:
Nick tells a story about how he grew up as a minority in the ghetto of Houston and how his schoolbus got pulled over by the cops on multiple occaisions. Nick then relates one instance at the age of seven where a policeman came onto the bus to break up a fight between two black fourth graders. The policeman struck the top of the seats with his nightstick as he walked forward, which appears to have upset Nick to this day.

Spoiler: Nick and the ghetto of Houston

Nick is against pegging, Juju seems nervous...:
Pegging is a recurrent theme on this stream, and Nick weighed in with a story about a woman who pegged, decapitated, and then disemboweled a man. Nick describes himself as a "warrior for Christ against pegging because I have to stop it. I'm telling guys they can't get pegged". Nick also says that he has never heard compelling arguments for pegging (only against) and brings up Jack Murphy and how it ruined his career.

After this Juju begins acting up and claims that gay people can peg, but women shouldn't because that gives the woman power and that's bad. Nick uses Drexel as a reference in saying that women won't respect a man if she pegs him. This seems to concern Juju.

Nick, seeming to conflate cucking with pegging to validate Drexel's expertise, continues his point but it fizzles out. Juju continues with exaggerated laughter and outbursts (for reasons we are likely all aware of).

Nick claims that he is trying to "save your life and trying to save your business".

Spoiler: Nick is against pegging, Juju seems nervous...

Nick's body issues:
Nick explains why he said Vito was "a fat piece of shit" and how he calls everyone that, including himself. Nick expresses dislike for his "dad gut" and then talks about how when he was in high school he would eat a lot and couldn't gain weight and now he eats anything and bloats up (as if that would be surprising).

Nick also talks about how someone sent him a 4,000 calorie ramen from Japan that says "absolutely do not eat alone" on it, but he can't eat it yet because he is recovering from his second bout of COVID (can't taste food). Interesting because in 2023 Nick would be frequently eating noodles alone in his kitchen while streaming to his Locals audience.

Spoiler: Nick's body issues

Nick not a trad dad:
Juju brings up going to the trad community to learn about pegging (again), and Nick takes issue with being labeled as trad. Nick says that since he doesn't tell anyone else what to do, he isn't trad. Vito says that Nick is trad based on Nick's lifestyle and Juju also counters by recalling how Nick told men to not get pegged or ruin their business. Nick talks past these points by saying that he doesn't tell anyone else what to do and that he only tells people who ask "how do I get to where you are" what to do.

This of course doesn't hold up in this stream, or any other where he uses the phrase "don't do that" (as he is prone to do) in a context where no one is asking him how they can be more like Nick.

Spoiler: Nick not a trad dad

Thotstream promo:
Nick foreshadows his thotstream (on the condition that he gets 500 more followers) as he signs off. Juju tells Nick not to do it. Nick doesn't care. Interesting because of all the broken promises, associated with milestones or otherwise, the yoga pants thot livestream was what Nick was eager to follow through on.

Spoiler: Thotstream promo

BONUS ROUND (from a different stream 2019-08-05 Dick Masterson Talks Vic Lasagna, Marketing, and Lawsuit SEO)

The Snacktray:
Nick and Juju have been discussing swingers/orgies and Nick says that he couldn't do it and that the only one he would be comfortable in is one where he is serving the snack tray. Possibly joking because it is "entirely of his lane" but since this is no longer the case...

 

[AnOminous]

imho, you should consider other factors pertinent to this whole situation

If I had this faggot for a dad I'd be crying too.

 

[Chazzed Up]

If I had this faggot for a dad I'd be crying too.

I'm counting down the days until he talks about having been molested. A gay man who compulsively sexualizes children seems a likely pick.

 

[Father Balldo]

Something tells me Nick wouldn't have liked it if his dad laughed at him when he was upset he had his Transformer taken away...