Inactive Gonzalo Lira / Coach Red Pill / expat229 - Scam Artist, Male Feminist Pretending to be Alt-Right, Possible Rapist?, Liar, Failed Economist

So CPR was stupid enough to ask for money from Russia.
Multiple chances to leave, took none.
Only himself to blame.
What a fucking idiot.

I dunno, he was undoubtedly an idiot, but when the source of this is the people that are mostly responsible for him dying in prison, I'm a little skeptical of the source of information. They have all the motivation to make him look even dumber than he is to counter the also dumb propaganda of him being a noble journalist destroyed by the west.
 
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I dunno, he was undoubtedly an idiot, but when the source of this is the people that are mostly responsible for him dying in prison, I'm a little skeptical of the source of information. They have all the motivation to make him look even dumber than he is to counter the also dumb propaganda of him being a noble journalist destroyed by the west.
The crazy part is that the US is paying the salaries/pensions of the folkz that killed this nigga
REST IN PISS SWEET PRINCE
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Overall, peak CRP.
In a hindsight, it makes sense some people (like Ritter) thought CRP was compromised, they just couldn't believe CRP was this stupid. I kinda wish broke CRP was still around so we can make fun of his supreme critical thinking.
It doesn't really change my view on what Ukraine did here, but man what a colossal fucking retard. How to Get Killed 101.
It’s sad the US embassy wasted energy and time trying to help his retarded ass. People were accusing the USA of not helping Coach because he was a right wing mong eagerly trying to be a Putin puppet (and he was) but nobody could make the retard leave the country against his will.
Yeah I still think they were ineffectual after he was arrested in light of the circumstances, but they threw the idiot a life preserver and he was basically "Bro I'm fine." Utter clown.

Also I'd never live somewhere I couldn't talk shit about the government. Eventually I'd tard out, talk shit, and get hit.
 
So CPR was stupid enough to ask for money from Russia.
Multiple chances to leave, took none.
Only himself to blame.
What a fucking idiot.
Of course he was, but more important than money was fame and acknowledgement of his importance.

I know Whilshire Blvd will never get made, but now I can dream beyond it to a sequel, even better than the original, CRP: The Final Years.

An ugly fat little Hispanic man in a bathrobe sitting in a dirty Ukrainian apartment looking at his laptop as explosions are heard in the distance. He taps out another text message on telegram to a man he knows is very high up in the FSB. After he finishes the message he puts his gnome feet up on his rickety table, smiles and lights a cigarette. He starts daydreaming about the future.

He’s in an expensive, tailored tux, getting his face powered. The symphony music starts he prepares to take the stage with his gorgeous model/prostitute/translator/FSB agent/ co-host on his hit geopolitical trivia game show. He’s the expert on all the western geopolitical questions.

Or wait, maybe he’s backstage in a glittery jacket and he’s pushing his way past opera singers, mimes, clowns, dogs in hats, women with hula hoops and giant breasts to find his cohost. Wasn’t Gong Show host Chuck Barris a CIA assassin? Yes! He will be Russia’s Chuck Barris and his cover some crazy game show. CRP thought about how much he loved the Gong Show as a kid.

CRP makes a note to mention Chuck Barris in his next telegram message to his contact.

(But instead of the grim ending of CRP being the ultimate fool and dying via his own stupidity in a Ukrainian prison I think we need an alternative ending. CRP does make it to Russia, and he does get to be on TV. CRP gets to live out his final years as on Russia’s Channel One as a Krusty the Clown character. He’s the stupid fat American clown who can’t learn Russian so has to mime all his requests for basic necessities and also try to introduce cartoons who’s titles are spoon fed to him in Russian to try and pronounce. All the children laugh hysterically.

CRP final years are just ideal, absurdist black comedy material. Like pure distilled non-fiction Coen Brothers material. Fargo, only in Ukraine. Venal political grifters instead of venal petty criminals. No wholesome female law enforcement character available, but you can substitute that character with the poorly bewigged troon out to get CRP.

Out of curiosity can anyone tell me if Russia even still broadcasts game shows? I know they had some during the Soviet era but as far as I know Что? Где? Когда? is the only game show still going.
 
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I just miss him so much you guys. I don't know what to do with myself. I've stopped eating and shaved my head and BOTH my legs. I haven't been able to get up from the bathroom floor and every time I puke in the toilet it reminds me of His Toilet. I was so close to losing my Virginity playing my custom CRP playlist on 1.75x speed while sleeping, but since he was Murdered I have nightmares of my Penis being sawed off by System Pigs whenever I hear his voice. I've been ghostwriting Wilshire Boulevard on my own initiative to support him because I know how hard it is to be on the front lines of Gonzalo Journalism and I had planned for MONTHS to fly to Russian Occupied Kiev to deliver my manuscript in person when the war was over, but I've been so depressed that I left most of the pages out on the deck and it's stormed at least 6 times since I went out there and the idea that all my hard work might have been lost is giving me hourly Panic Attacks. Although, I've been having second thoughts about it anyway because my handwriting is almost completely illegible because I'm always so HYPER when writing it because I always take 60mg of adderall before starting a new chapter. My Mom told me that I should type it instead but she doesn't understand that TRVE inspiration can only flow from the ink of a pen (I thought up that expression all by myself). I'm not actually confident enough to write with a pen though but a Number 2 Pencil is just as good for inspiration in my personal opinion. I don't know why I even bother trying. All my eDaddies end up dying before I get the chance to even TALK to them ONCE. I'm thinking about going back to community college to get my associates degree in Spanish translation so I can hopefully get a job in South America writing subtitles for Hentai Anime because I've heard that a surprising amount of young Latina Females work in that industry and at this point I can't see any other possible way that I would be able to get a girlfriend. I just don't know if I'll be able to handle the stress of the course load while living in this HELLHOLE THAT LET GONZALO LIRA DIE LIKE A DOG.
 
Lira died as he lived, in irrelevance.
It's kinda funny people who are anti intervention anti Ukraine or pro Russia all pointed to his murder. Basically that's what result was who?

Now a random person killed things might have popped up on news. But such a dumbass and fire stoker it's kinda hard to use the guy who poked the bear as a rally for bear control.

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It's kinda funny people who are anti intervention anti Ukraine or pro Russia all pointed to his murder. Basically that's what result was who?

Now a random person killed things might have popped up on news. But such a dumbass and fire stoker it's kinda hard to use the guy who poked the bear as a rally for bear control.

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A gay icon in the truest sense rest in peace, sweet prince
 
He was mentioned in a UN report, though not by name.
This thirty-eighth report by the Office of the High Commissioner for Human Rights (OHCHR) on the human rights situation in Ukraine covers the period from 1 December 2023 to 29 February 2024. It is based on the work of the United Nations Human Rights Monitoring Mission in Ukraine (HRMMU).
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Yeah I still think they were ineffectual after he was arrested in light of the circumstances, but they threw the idiot a life preserver and he was basically "Bro I'm fine." Utter clown.
What do you reasonably expect the US to do once he was arrested? Ukraine is a sovereign country. The US could threaten to pull its aid for the war in exchange for Gonzalo's dumb ass being deported but that simply wasn't going to happen because the US wants its proxy war with Russia more than it wants Gonzalo.
You said earlier Ukraine should have given CRP a ticket out of there and a final warning but I think they already basically gave him a lot of opportunities to get out. How many warnings does a retard deserve to get before they reach the find out stage after fucking around?
I'm not saying the ukes were in the right but I see a lot of opinions bring written here that Gonzalo should have been given second chances indefinitely when most people in the world get like one chance to fuck up, and I don't think that's realistic.
 
Gonzalo even made a list of Pro-Russian propagandists including a local mayor who either went missing or were killed. Russia was actively taking over parts of the Ukraine killing hundreds of Ukrainian men. The Ukrainians will killing at least a dozen of their own pro-Russian (probably ethnically Russian) Ukrainian agitator citizens.

It was a full blown existential fight for Ukraine's very existence and their very lives. The propaganda war was in full swing. Meanwhile this useful idiot was spouting Russian talking points, demoralizing Ukrainians, Had the Ukrainians listened to CRP, they would have simply given up their whole country.

Of course the last time Russia took over Ukraine, they called it The Holodomor, everyone was forced to join the communist party, starved, they HAD to turn to cannibalism to survive, and that is painting a pretty rosie picture of what was done to them.

If CRP continues to run his mouth, it may encourage other Ukrainians to run their mouths in the same pro-Russian way. And those people will just have to end up dead in this war zone. Best to put a stop to CRP so you have to kill fewer citizens, the easy way or the hard way. But he had to stop.

The US passport only got him so many allowances in a war zone.

I miss the moron. But a moron he truly was. Nobody could save him from himself. He lived a cow. He died a cow.
 
Anybody ever watched Secuestro (2005) or his short-film So Kinky ( 1998 )? Has Lira ever referenced So Kinky in his videos? I'm so curious what his first attempts at kino where like.
 
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How many warnings does a retard deserve to get before they reach the find out stage after fucking around?
I see a lot of opinions bring written here that Gonzalo should have been given second chances indefinitely when most people in the world get like one chance to fuck up, and I don't think that's realistic.
>retard talks shit
>government gets offended and asks him to leave
>he still talks shit
>government asks him again, gives him passport
>he still talks shit
>government gets so offended they kill him

I cannot think of a single example where "most people" would get killed by the government for talking shit. In most places you have late night shows where they talk shit about the government 24/7

Imagine being a government in war times and you're so offended by some sperg with a few thousand viewers you have to silence and kill him before continuing to defend your country, no wonder they're losing the war and their own politicians are throwing around grenades
 
>retard talks shit
>government gets offended and asks him to leave
>he still talks shit
>government asks him again, gives him passport
>he still talks shit
>government gets so offended they kill him

I cannot think of a single example where "most people" would get killed by the government for talking shit. In most places you have late night shows where they talk shit about the government 24/7

Imagine being a government in war times and you're so offended by some sperg with a few thousand viewers you have to silence and kill him before continuing to defend your country, no wonder they're losing the war and their own politicians are throwing around grenades
Lol, wut? Most places as in only Western Europe and the USA/Canda/Aus? The rest of the world operates differently.

Criticism of the govt in the worlds largest counties of China and Russia will get you thrown in prison. Putin has an army of FSB agents living among Russian society to make sure nobody has any disloyal or anti-Putin shit to say to their neighbors. China eavesdrops on every social media app to make sure nobody is veering off the party line. You aren’t seeing any late night talk shows making jokes about Poohbear or the gay bear wrestler.
 
>retard talks shit
>government gets offended and asks him to leave
>he still talks shit
>government asks him again, gives him passport
>he still talks shit
>government gets so offended they kill him

I cannot think of a single example where "most people" would get killed by the government for talking shit. In most places you have late night shows where they talk shit about the government 24/7

Imagine being a government in war times and you're so offended by some sperg with a few thousand viewers you have to silence and kill him before continuing to defend your country, no wonder they're losing the war and their own politicians are throwing around grenades
wait a second biden told me ukraine was a bastion of freedom and democracy are you telling me he lied?
 
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