Chibi aced the JET interview but got rejected, he got an independent offer to teach English in some sinkhole with less than 1000 residents but refused.
It’s funny because we all knew that was how the interview was going to end up. Everyone in this thread was elaborating on what Chibi could expect in detail and the basic summary was mostly “you’ll be in the middle of nowhere, working for little money and being treated like an eternal outsider.” It’s fantastic that he still expected anything else to happen.
Because chibi is a literal retard. He so obsessed with cooming that the troll could be from the shittiest Palestinian slum and he wouldn't think about it.
“Your family’s home just got bombed by Israel? I’m sorry to hear that. My phone sales company actually took away my work car after I masturbated to a barely legal cosplay thot in it so I can honestly relate, haha. Wanna ERP?”
Having said that, the simplest answer is usually the correct one, and Adam being unable to control himself makes a lot more sense than two people creating hundreds of pages of ERP just to trick the Farms into thinking Adam did something he has already done several times.
Wrongful convictions (and public opinions/narratives) suck for everyone involved besides the architect, and I hate them. But Hanlon's razor - along with the publicly available FB discourse - practically demands that these leaks be genuine catfishing of a very real Chibi, no?
Agreed. In retrospect I was probably being too overly cautious when doubting the veracity of these leaks. I just think the circumstances (posted by a brand new no-name burner account, outright says shit like “underage pussy”) were a little suspicious and I wanted to cover my bases before shitting on Chibi. I still think the logs were possibly slightly edited and the catfish is probably gayer than Chibi for ERPing with him like this, but as you said… the fact that it lines up so well with his behaviour reflects terribly on his reputation even if he didn’t actually participate in these logs (most evidence seems to indicate he did, though)
But on his Facebook a while back, he does brag about trying not to see people as just holes to fuck.
Such a strange thing to brag about. Most people either don’t have this problem or have the common sense not to announce that they have it to the world under their legal name.
I had thought the banana thing was just a fetish/ fantasy but in these DMs he claimed it really happened. I tried looking back through the thread but I can't find another source of him saying it happened rather than just fantasizing about it.
I seriously can’t get over how horribly unsexy his weird dessert fetish is. Messy, convoluted, wasteful, and probably takes forever to set up with little pay-off, especially for the woman. Whether he actually did it with his ex or it was just a fantasy, the fact he even thinks this would be even remotely enjoyable is a testament to how porn-brained he is.
Also, eating the banana at the end is really fucking gross. It’s not the most disgusting thing I’ve ever read on this site by a long shot but it still makes me a little queasy. Even with a condom on, I have to imagine introducing an object like a banana to an environment as sensitive to change as a vagina would cause some nasty infections and taste… unpleasant, to say the least. How the fuck does he get hard thinking about doing this?