Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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As of yesterday, Jessica is officially the devil in reddit's eyes.
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LiquidChrisRespecter said:
If we absolutely must have the swamp hag orbiting, then I hope Homeboy Scotty (god rest his soul) reappears for the trailer park saga.

He absolutely loves stirring shit and there's no way he'd tolerate NAL.
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Maybe with his dark magic he can summon a Homeboy Scotty (RIP) homunculus. Seeing him and NAL duke it out would be priceless, though NAL seems like Scottys type....

bonified retard said:
He uploaded a video to Facebook last night. No signs of anything being packed up yet lol.

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I can't argue...that flavor is pretty good.
 
Tetragrammaton said:
i could see this happening. though i do not think she can do anything until her and josh are legally married. because i am pretty sure you can only give a parent or whoever you are currently married to control of things like that. if she gets control of his SSI i wont be surprised if she also gets control of the account his donations go to. if things go her way then josh will be forced to rely on her for everything.
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If Josh can get the payments going to himself and not his dad, then Jessica can just snatch it up. We've seen how manipulative she is.

And Cobes is 100% correct, Cheddar Jalapeno Cheetos are the best.
 
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bonified retard said:
He uploaded a video to Facebook last night. No signs of anything being packed up yet lol.

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As soon as I saw "crunchy" on the bag, I was waiting to see if he was going to shove them to the back of his mouth to make sure there was no chance of his front teeth actually crunching anything..... then, to watch him just keep them in his mouth to let them soften, no chewing to be seen (I swear you can see him wince a bit at one point anyway) really shows how badly ALL of his teeth are rotting away.

I don't  want to think about it but I can only imagine his back molars are black, chipped and rotting away as much as those front two teeth :cryblood:
 
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I flipped through the pages of this thread. But could not find anyone posted that Jared Genesis uploaded a video gloating over Josh getting kicked out.

For those not in the know: Jared has been orbiting cobra for time to time. He is a lolcow in his own right. Plenty of YouTube videos about him if you feel like a deep dive.
 
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I don't foresee Cobes ever breaking up with Jessica. I only say this because he told Courtney that she's been the only girl willing to fuck him these past six years combined with him believing her bullshit (also sexless for six years, fave color is green, etc).

Ideally Homedad can tell what the BPD Demon's intent is and keeps control of the gibs, but we'll see what happens.
 
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Maybe with no future tenancy to have to secure, they aren’t concerned with having to get a good word from these landlords, so they aren’t bothering to rush.
 
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Ponzo said:
His apartment will not be listed straight away because he lives in an old unit that has to be remodeled first
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My guess is he'll be out of there around the end of the month if he got the notice to vacate at the end of March.

They should let him take the green stove if it's just going to be scrapped in the remodel.
 
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Ponzo said:
His apartment will not be listed straight away because he lives in an old unit that has to be remodeled first
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This is true, a while back we were moved to a new unit because they wanted to remodel our older unit. It wasn't nearly as bad as his at minimum it took a month for them to do it. His place is awful, but they want money and they will give the landlord special, except they won't be able to dispel his magiks and the ghost of Puffers.
 
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Bogliacci said:
Weird, the conquistador website listed his apartment available on April 8th. Perhaps they talked them into letting him chill a bit longer to get the trailer ready.
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Got a link? I cant find his apartment listed anywhere. I remember somebody sharing a listing here a few days ago, but i thought it was the wrong unit number. It's B24 right? He said he had 2 months, but obviously his words mean nothing when it comes to stuff like this.

I wouldn't be surprised if his move out day is today, and he just hasn't packed yet / expects Clint to do everything like last time.
 
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