Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[8mm Cunningham]

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If this is the place I really hope we get some good content out of this. He's right near the river, a couple parks, and downtown. As long as Jessica or the a-logs don't keep him from going out this'll be an awesome new arc.

Riverside mobile home, holy shit we're truly living in the best timeline toobz. Unbelievably kino. Please let this happen.
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Sorry to break it to you guys, but Cobra admitted on Courney's stream the other day that his new place was "not in town" when she asked if this location change was going to mean more ride bike.

 

[中华人民共和国的政治]

Sorry to break it to you guys, but Cobra admitted on Courney's stream the other day that his new place was "not in town" when she asked if this location change was going to mean more ride bike.

I think he said it will be in town but not near downtown

 

[Mr. Manchester]

The Adams Family would run for the hills upon meeting the Cobra Family. Mostly because of NAL.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

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ditch weed from the dirtiest gravity bong

she really needs to stop smoking weed on stream. she lives in a state where it's illegal. I guess she's too stupid to understand that you shouldn't stream any crimes you are committing: big or small.

 

[Grape Garden]

Jessica has a message for @Null:
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Cranky bitch currently live: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRmeg9hSNzA

Biting the hand that feeds already. She hates it because she loses control in every aspect, she wants control of his finances, she wants to tell him where to move, she wants him to get a car (so she can drive it). This is her cash cow that she can get with that face, body and personality. Her spam calling him during Courtney’s panel was insane and then refusing to go on it because of mean comments lol.

 

[Robert w'E'd Leef]

she really needs to stop smoking weed on stream. she lives in a state where it's illegal. I guess she's too stupid to understand that you shouldn't stream any crimes you are committing: big or small.

Weed is legal in VA bro

 

[Xarpho's Return]

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Schizo wall scribblins

Those are from soap crayons (notice bathtub) and not likely to cause any problems. Still, if you're an adult who buys and uses soap crayons you're likely nuts already.

 

[fukkit]

 

[Twinkie]

This is her cash cow that she can get with that face, body and personality.

lmao Josh is not even a "cash cow" he sends her doordash sometimes and bought her a $20 ring. He's on welfare. She wants to control him because she's fucking crazy, not because he has any considerable assets other than his very minor e-celebrity

 

[Sicko Hunter]

she really needs to stop smoking weed on stream. she lives in a state where it's illegal. I guess she's too stupid to understand that you shouldn't stream any crimes you are committing: big or small.

Weed is not only legal in Virginia but you can own up to an ounce for recreational purposes.

 

[Robert w'E'd Leef]

Weed is not only legal in Virginia but you can own up to an ounce for recreational purposes.

You can also grow up to four plants. But I digress

 

[Deez Nuts]

Jessica has a message for @Null:
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Cranky bitch currently live: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRmeg9hSNzA

FUCK JOSH. Not my booooooyfriend JOSH but JOSH MOON. fucking lol.

 

[biggacracka]

He can kayak down the North Platte to the South Platte

Weather permitting

 

[Pitckus]

Weed is not only legal in Virginia but you can own up to an ounce for recreational purposes.

So I was paranoid the entirety of a recent trip there for nothing?

 

[Molly Millions]

So I was paranoid the entirety of a recent trip there for nothing?

All you have to do to get out of an arrest is to patiently explain to the officers that you're dating Grace Vanderwaal. For some reason that seems to work

 

[Grape Garden]

lmao Josh is not even a "cash cow" he sends her doordash sometimes and bought her a $20 ring. He's on welfare. She wants to control him because she's fucking crazy, not because he has any considerable assets other than his very minor e-celebrity

Lmfao I didn’t say ideal cash cow, but in her eyes it a ticket to get her shit taken care of. Don’t you know they are going to win the lottery soon, gosh. Josh is bad with money 100%, if someone else controlled the money, which he does makes in her goofy eyes a decent living. He makes more than most base waggies, enough to make you seethe a bit. Yes, she’s crazy but she doesn’t have any wiggle room dumb retards on the to get money from. In her dumbass view he does have assets. My apologies if you are his accountant and you have insights, it was just speculation. To be honest 70$ DoorDashes, 120$ cash for cab for her…100$ ring. Granted this is paypig money. I’m sure someone has a better understanding of his break down.


Josh mentioned he still would be quite a bit away from downtown so no downtown Casper streams in the future.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Lmfao I didn’t say ideal cash cow, but in her eyes it a ticket to get her shit taken care of. Don’t you know they are going to win the lottery soon, gosh. Josh is bad with money 100%, if someone else controlled the money, which he does makes in her goofy eyes a decent living. He makes more than most base waggies, enough to make you seethe a bit. Yes, she’s crazy but she doesn’t have any wiggle room dumb retards on the to get money from. In her dumbass view he does have assets. My apologies if you are his accountant and you have insights, it was just speculation. To be honest 70$ DoorDashes, 120$ cash for cab for her…100$ ring. Granted this is paypig money. I’m sure someone has a better understanding of his break down.


Josh mentioned he still would be quite a bit away from downtown so no downtown Casper streams in the future.

Looks like his social isolation won't be getting any better anytime soon.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Biting the hand that feeds already. She hates it because she loses control in every aspect,

Tbh, if she controls him, she’s set for the next few years. She has been getting a lot of donos. She can live with Josh once her parents kicks her out. If both of them become homeless, the “trolls” will surely find them a place.
I think this is the only opportunity for to have a stable life and she will going to freak out once it’s gone.

 

[Big Nasty]

The slampig fears the bigger slampig

 

[Meat Streets]

She knows she's going to have to give up her fortress of solitude - the bathroom. If it has a tub at all it probably won't be big enough to sit in comfortably fully clothed for hours on end while she screeches that she's NOT DOOINNNGGG ANYTHIIINNNGG!!!!!!! I'M JUST WASSHHINNG MY FAAAAACEEE!!!!!!!!

That's why a few of us have suggested that the Regarded Clock Tower Gothic Palace must have either a moat, a pond, or may I also suggest, if it hasn't been already, a well. She is a water demon. A well might be the best bet. Lots of chances for the earth to reclaim her. That said, all the options will, long term, be less expensive then NAL running bathroom water. I prefer moat, though. TMDWU.