Total Solar Eclipse 2024 - Something strange seems to be going around this year's eclipse.

[Michael Wade]

It's getting biblical boys!

 

[Whoopsie Daisy]

It's just an eclipse, we have them all of the time.
Nothing ever happens.
America is not the world.
Go outside, touch grass.

Honestly, retarded conspiracy click-bait is the worst kind of conspiracy theory and makes other conspiracies look retarded by comparison.

 

[Forest Portal Triumph 747]

"""The Powerful Occult Spiritual Effects Of The April 8Th Eclipse And Why You Should Never Look At Any Eclipse, Let Alone "Celebrate" It

I don't recommend going outside to see any eclipse. It's not about protective glasses or not; it's energetically.

The Navajo and many other indigenous people and esoteric traditions worldwide know that as well, and I've written about it before. None of that has to do with superstition or "primitive" beliefs.

Only "modern man" caught up in his mental apparatus and dissociated is out of tune with the cosmic forces and can't perceive these energies and forces directly.

However, if you're sensitive to the more subtle energies, you will sense that something is "not right" when being exposed to the eclipse, and you will naturally want to stay inside and go inward.

I felt the dark energy last time, right at the onset of the partial eclipse last year, as I was just about to go inside, close the curtains, and go into prayer.

The veil is thinning, and forces and beings from other realms have easier access to the earthly realm.

It's not about being fearful but acting according to the energic imprint of powerful cosmic forces as a new cycle begins.

All there is are lessons.

The Navajo believe the sun dies during an eclipse. Their word for eclipse resembles the phrase “eating the sun" and that the "sun dies" during a solar eclipse and is "eaten by" the moon, for the moon blocks the life-giving rays of the sun.

During the dark period, people stay inside and remain still. They do not eat, drink, celebrate, work, or engage in any other activity. Traditional Navajo people believe that not following this practice could lead to health problems and misfortune for the family.

The malevolent effects may not be apparent right away but usually manifest months or years down the road.

Looking at the eclipse can even cause birth defects. In the Navajo tradition, a ceremony is needed to put a mother and child "back in harmony" if a pregnant woman watches the eclipse.

These beliefs and experiences surrounding the eclipse started a long time ago while watching and EXPERIENCING nature.

For the Navajo, the eclipse is a time for self-reflection. It’s a time that you’re supposed to be reverent. It's a time to go internal, meditate, and pray, preparing for the new cycle since the sun is "born again."

From an astrological perspective, there are even more profound lessons surrounding this particular eclipse as it conjuncts Chiron.

A few other powerful transits occur shortly after, mainly the Mars-Saturn conjunction and the Jupiter-Uranus conjunction, which starts a 14-year cycle.

There are also a few outer world events on April 8th, which most people focus on and get "freaked out" about:
- NASA rockets “Serpent Deity” launched and the APEP project (same name as an ancient Egyptian deity who embodied darkness and disorder)
- Rare sighting of the “Devil Horns” comet
- CERN being re-activated

But these outer events are nothing compared to the psycho-spiritual effects of the eclipse, which will affect EVERYONE for years to come, regardless of where you are, to varying degrees, collectively and individually.

There is a great opportunity, as well as the possibility for breakthroughs and positive radical changes, but it all depends on how you navigate the new cosmic imprint. """

https://twitter.com/veilofreality/status/1776481146081255553

 

[Nouvostonolion]

My father and I got into an argument the other day about earthquakes and the solar eclipse, and the internet has really rotted his mind. He, in his terminal usage of Facebook, has found the "truth" in the form of the government somehow being responsible for both of these recent natural events. It was disturbing to see how confident he seemed to be over what clearly was just pure folly. The only thing I partially agreed with him on during his intense conspiratorial rant was that these events could be used as a distraction, but I don't think it would be for anything big.

 

[General Tug Boat]

The CERN sperging on Twitter about the eclipse is glorious. I am really getting E1M1 vibes from all the reactions from the people wanting to peddle that theory. I find it's pretty strange that they are going to have schools closed today because of the Eclipse. Wouldn't you think that would be a day you would have some form of an assembly and have the proper equipment for the kids to watch the eclipse? That is what would of happened in my school when I was growing up.

 

[Male Idiot]

Let me all tell you about DOOM!

Now the Sun or Moon won't do a thing.

But the sun will be gone, turned... BLACK, you see. This will mean lower visibility due to lower light.

Which is perfect for a fiery yet peaceful celebration of "WE WUZ STAR KANGZ AND SHIIIEET!" because it will reduce visibility on security cameras.

So if you work at a store, yeah there may be a chimpmergency.

 

[anti SJW]

 

[Geddy Lee's Fee and See]

kick the sun into a black hole

Blackhole Sun, Won't you Come... and Wash away the Rain

 

[Celebrate Nite]

Everyday I'm reminded on how TikTok/instagram/etc... is a plague on the human population. My sister was on it this morning and apparently everyone is giving the most retarded advice on what to do in a Solar Eclipse, like this one person that says certain spanish ethnicities need to wear red so that their skin doesn't break out in freckles/moles or something.

 

[Wahgonga]

I wouldn't travel anywhere to see this, but as luck would have it, I'm right in the path.

I'm way out in the woods, so I'll be putting on my snowshoes and taking a quick walk to a treeless hilltop out back with my welding goggles to watch. I guess we're going to have around 3 minutes of darkness. If the Earth breaks open or the eclipse awakens the great northern woofilboogie monster, I'll be sure to take pictures.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Everyday I'm reminded on how TikTok/instagram/etc... is a plague on the human population. My sister was on it this morning and apparently everyone is giving the most retarded advice on what to do in a Solar Eclipse, like this one person that says certain spanish ethnicities need to wear red so that their skin doesn't break out in freckles/moles or something.

Tell me there is at least one person telling Black people to look directly into the eclipse with no protection so you gain super powers

 

[Joshua Connor Tomar]

https://www.timeanddate.com/eclipse/box-pinhole-projector.html

Don't have glasses so might try and make one of these today.

They sell them at Culver's

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

The eclipse is now happening as of writing this.

 

[Nuthatches]

My father and I got into an argument the other day about earthquakes and the solar eclipse, and the internet has really rotted his mind. He, in his terminal usage of Facebook, has found the "truth" in the form of the government somehow being responsible for both of these recent natural events. It was disturbing to see how confident he seemed to be over what clearly was just pure folly. The only thing I partially agreed with him on during his intense conspiratorial rant was that these events could be used as a distraction, but I don't think it would be for anything big.

Ah, this is my dad too. We aren’t close, but he still sends me stuff. Ever since Covid he has been sucked into schizo posting substacks. Specifically chemtrails, geoengineering, WEF conspiracies and biblical end times scenarios. He even traveled to Asia and Europe lately and was handing people cards and fliers to ”wake them up” to chemtrails. He sent me a large substack about the eclipse causing massive earthquakes across the US and truly believes it’s going to happen. And yes, every natural event is caused by the government according to him as well.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

It's just an eclipse, we have them all of the time.
Nothing ever happens.
America is not the world.
Go outside, touch grass.

Honestly, retarded conspiracy click-bait is the worst kind of conspiracy theory and makes other conspiracies look retarded by comparison.

There's also only one Nineveh in the United States, it's some random village in NY outside the path of the eclipse.

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

Ah, this is my dad too. We aren’t close, but he still sends me stuff. Ever since Covid he has been sucked into schizo posting substacks. Specifically chemtrails, geoengineering, WEF conspiracies and biblical end times scenarios. He even traveled to Asia and Europe lately and was handing people cards and fliers to ”wake them up” to chemtrails. He sent me a large substack about the eclipse causing massive earthquakes across the US and truly believes it’s going to happen. And yes, every natural event is caused by the government according to him as well.

Totality reaches New Madrid at around 2PM in New Madrid so we have like 3 hours to see if he's right about it.

 

[DootSkeleton]

I drove to Arkansas to see it. Gonna get about 4 min 15 sec of totality. I'm hyped as fuck. Gonna try and score a shot glass as my souvenir. Though if I can't find one I'll settle for a low-ball glass I saw

 

[The Cunting Death]

I wish it wasn't cloudy where I lived. Now I have to watch it through a live stream.

 

[mindlessobserver]

Remember friends, at the point of total occlusion the Gate of Heaven will open. At this point you must drink a mixture of Kool Aid and Rat Poison, as a signal to the Mother ship based on the Dark side of the moon to beam you up. Everyone else will be destroyed when the earth is demolished to make way for the pan galactic highway.

 

[Rumpled Foreskin]

It’s preeeetty cool. My partner got me glasses, which i wore under my aviators. You welding dudes have it easy, though.