Total Solar Eclipse 2024 - Something strange seems to be going around this year's eclipse.

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Alright I guess the only worry now is if the masters that be try to stage some false flag bullshit.

https://www.theepochtimes.com/us/ex...ampaign=t911&src_src=copyreflink&src_cmp=t911

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I just read The Cicadas Brood XIX and Brood XII are going to have a gang war on April 8th. I heard The Brood XIX have bigger bug dicks and hoes.
 
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Michael Wade said:
Alright I guess the only worry now is if the masters that be try to stage some false flag bullshit.

https://www.theepochtimes.com/us/ex...ampaign=t911&src_src=copyreflink&src_cmp=t911
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Use Thumbnails.... https://kiwifarms.st/threads/we-hav...t-being-able-to-figure-out-thumbnails.113862/

Anyhwo it's not changing the path. The tweet makes it sound like terrorists are changing the path of the moon or something ludicrous.
It's a potential change in the shadow size because the size of the sun might not be exactly the same.
Archive that passes the paywall: https://archive.ph/TIwri#selection-851.0-855.289
The reason why, they explained, is due to calculations about the size of the sun.
Luca Quaglia, a collaborator with Mr. Irwin, told the wire service that older eclipse calculations use a solar radius of 959.63 arc seconds. But Mr. Quaglia said it may be too small.
“Measurements and observations in the last decade have demonstrated that this value is slightly too small,” he told Forbes, adding that Mr. Irwin uses a solar radius of 959.95 arc seconds, which, according to the Forbes article, will cut about 2,000 feet from the path of totality’s edges.
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The only thing that seems strange is the hype around this one. It's like a hype feedback loop with social media feeding in to MSM and back around. I know tons of people will be driving hours just to see it.

I can only imagine what a complete cluster fuck those little twisty roads in upstate NY,VT,NH, and ME will be when a millions of retards hit them all at once.
A friend of mine yesterday was telling me about this PERFECT park he found on google maps in some little upstate NY town. I asked him if he thought he was the only one who had the same idea.


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Agent Abe Caprine said:
Nevermind. It's getting warm. It also rained a lot last week, which means Kyogre is awake. We're fucked unless a ten year old awakens Rayquaza. Groudon and Kyogre need a spanking.
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Quick Question... is this the timeline with or without Primal/Mega Evolutions?
 
I’ve never understood the fearmongering around looking at an eclipse, I looked at the 2017 eclipse with my bare eyes and I’m not blind? I assume the hysteria around eye protection is to protect literal retards from staring at the sun for the entire transit, but glancing at the sun during the thing isn’t going to be any more hazardous than glancing at the sun on any random tuesday.
 
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Going to be in Poplar Bluff, MO for the eclipse. Perhaps we can have a close encounter.
 
I wasn't going to care but I have a random pair of glasses from a magazine and I kind of want to see the human chaos so I'm going to head to a higher vantage point in the city to see this supposed once in a lifetime event. Unless it's cloudy, then I'll probably just look out the window.

There was lots of reddit posts asking for tickets to eclipse viewing parties and that's fucking hilarious. Especially for where I live where there are so many near panoramic views of the sky unobstructed. It's not like it's filled with skyscrapers.
 
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Oh your gonna love this shit.

Scuttlebutt im reading is that IF the eclipse is changing significantly that means the sun is growing larger and if the sun is growing larger then that indication it's much older then officially thought

If it it's older then we think and it's growing then.... Well we are in danger of a micronova or something worse

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It would be amazing if clownworld was because our leadership thought the sun was going to explode and wanted to go out with no regrets.
 
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I’ve never understood the fearmongering around looking at an eclipse,
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I’m also enjoying the deboooonking about earthquakes. NO CORRELATION plebs! And yet there IS a slight correlation between both new and full moons and earthquakes, so …. It’s small but it’s there.
Jealous of you all getting to see it. I don’t think we get to see anything.
 
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