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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%

  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%

  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%

  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%

  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%

  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%

  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%

  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%

  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%

  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%

  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%

  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%
  • Total voters
    2,258
Oxyjen said:
Also lol
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It's the same on Qwant:
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I just checked Google and astonishingly it gives kf links as the top results, only below the sponsored links and Wikipedia. So something changed.

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Word is definitely on the street. If Penny does indeed attempt a soft re-launch of the tranch on social media, it may not go down very well.

Edit: how do “highlights” work now then? @P. Barnes’ THOT 2.0 ‘s post is highlighted, but not my one she is replying to, which is the source of the info.
Am I am on a shit-list now for commenting on the notification BS?
 
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Oxyjen said:
Edit: how do “highlights” work now then? @P. Barnes’ THOT 2.0 ‘s post is highlighted, but not my one she is replying to, which is the source of the info.
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Highlights goes by number of up/down votes compared to the thread average along with (I believe) an age-of-post factor. So if you post "I like alpacas" and 4 people immediately rate you autistic, that's a highlight. Reveal the secrets of human nature and get 1,000 winner ratings after a year, that's meh.
Null could give you the details, but it's coded into the site, it's not a mod action or anything.

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Jesus Christ, calm down Satan.
 
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I wouldn't worry about the Tranch disappearing, it's just on hiatus right now. Trannies can't hold a real job so they have to always have a grift which means we'll have a new season of Tranch drama in a few months when they're able to acquire more animals. Don't forget that they're a bunch of heavily armed, mentally ill men trapped in a house in the middle of nowhere. All it takes is one of them snapping and we'll get the murder and attempted cover-up arch soon enough.
 
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Molly White's Breast Milk said:
I wouldn't worry about the Tranch disappearing, it's just on hiatus right now. Trannies can't hold a real job so they have to always have a grift which means we'll have a new season of Tranch drama in a few months when they're able to acquire more animals. Don't forget that they're a bunch of heavily armed, mentally ill men trapped in a house in the middle of nowhere. All it takes is one of them snapping and we'll get the murder and attempted cover-up arch soon enough.
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The only heavily armed one in the remaining troon polycule is Penny.

If he ended up murdering Kev or Jen, well no one especially would look for Jen or notice him missing unless shit piles up.

Kev’s followers would notice the stream of nonsense tweets suddenly ending, but Penny could simply recycle older tweets and get away with it for a while.

Paul and that mad woman Kindness could be another situation.
This would probably be funnier as while Penny would just bury Jen and Kev and have the sense not to talk about them, Paul would ineptly try to frame semi related people to their situation, such as his ex husband, and wind up being caught with kindness’s decomposing corpse in his car.
 
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FinnSven said:
The only heavily armed one in the remaining troon polycule is Penny.

If he ended up murdering Kev or Jen, well no one especially would look for Jen or notice him missing unless shit piles up.
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I don't want to wish for a Tranch resurgence too hard, because the finger will curl on the monkey's paw. Don't Penny's very elderly, 1/2 demented parents own a few rental properties, one of which the three Tranch exiles live in now? Landlording is immoral, if you ask Twitter, so if Penny ends up running the family finances he'll have the properties bursting with extremely online troons, sublets upon sublets and paying with e-cred and weed.
 
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