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What fucking racist. How dare he say that non-citizens are somehow of less rights than citizens. He is clearly Trump's KKK squad. WE MUST TAKE A STAND AGAINST THE EVIL OF PAT! Oh, and also he is fat.
Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter
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If only I was not so fucking lazy, I would begin work on a Take On Me parody revolving around fat
The only question is would it be a cartoon pat luring me into a cartoon world and serenading me until I jumped him and started fucking his ass, or would it be a cartoon me luring fat into a cartoon world and sera....actually I would just go straight to fucking his ass if i'm honest. Not really a serenading kind of guy
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Do we know what this is in regards to?No, baby YouTube child, I don't give you the strikes. I just submit the false DMCA claims.
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Ok I am seriously considering getting my own threads account because fat's oinkings there have been such a perfect display of how even when you surround him with only those who agree 1000% with his schtick he will *still* manage to alienate each and every one of them by sheer dint of being such an unpleasant little bitch-rat
Now lets take a quick look at the guy he oinked "you have nothing to contribute" at
A literal and unironic fat drumpf screeching faggot with bitch tits....and the thread-xeet that attracted fat's wrath?
Responding with laugh emojis to some retard who was agreeing with fat.
He stumbled across a bonafide kindred spirit and spat in his fucking face within seconds of seeing him.....christ this is beautiful
Now lets take a quick look at the guy he oinked "you have nothing to contribute" at
A literal and unironic fat drumpf screeching faggot with bitch tits....and the thread-xeet that attracted fat's wrath?
Responding with laugh emojis to some retard who was agreeing with fat.
He stumbled across a bonafide kindred spirit and spat in his fucking face within seconds of seeing him.....christ this is beautiful
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pat's law: pat will never fail to make an enemy, no matter how predisposed they should be to like him. he is also fat, a faggot, and has some bitch-titties.
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Why not Rockwell - Somebodies Watching Me?
Trace actually has real friends on Facebook, unlike Patrick. Patrick just has pedophiles he defends on there.
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He is completely incapable of being nice to anyone. He's just an complete fucking asshole. He can't even fake being nice to someone else. What a miserable existence. And that's all he's doing is existing. Wake up hungover, respond to trolls, drink heavily, respond to more trolls, and pass out on his stinky sofa only to repeat it all again with no design or purpose. Every time I feel a pang of empathy for him, I remember what total and complete asshole he is with 0 redeeming qualities.
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You’re too stupid and fat to realize that Asimov wrote “I, robot” and Douglas Adams wrote “hitchhiker’s guide to the galaxy “
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AutoClownMaker
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The bankruptcy of his casino was the 1st round of large scale public pointing at and mocking.
But 1993 had Trump as the villain in the Mario Brothers movie.
Cody has words on the topic here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yj-wc9qugGY
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He was quote tweeting a cringe euphoric Rapture joke Pat made earlier. I'm not sure what the connection is either. The thread does contain an amusing little song about Niki though. https://vocaroo.com/1dpaCP9Conn6
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I can only assume that he doesn't act in real life as he does on the internet.
If he did, he would have permanent black eyes.
If he did, he would have permanent black eyes.
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I think he does.
It sounds like it from some various accounts, including a recent one from that Larry guy.
I suspect he gets away with it because he comes across as a pathetic desperate little fat man.
He probably smells of piss and hotdog grease all the time too.
He clearly just is a sad alcoholic.
One only actually hits those when they are actually brandishing a glass or knife and appear to be intending on using it.
Fatrick I strongly suspect just drunkenly burbles some of his “No child”, “Actual tough guy”, nonsense, so the
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Not by any medical sTandard, child. Rick is physically and spirituality obese.
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Speaking from personal experience of having an absolute shitbag alcoholic sociopath uncle who we only really figured out was an absolute fucking shitbag alcoholic sociopath after the carefully constructed "perfect life, perfect wife" facade came crumbling down, I was ground zero for his first tard rage in front of family in a way I feel gives me a decent idea of how he acts IRL.
Basically Teen Holden was manning the house while the Holden family was on vacation somewhere I didnt want to go and since he was now "temporarily" staying with my grandparents until his new place was ready he was given thumbs up to come over whenever, which nobody had an issue with because we all kinda felt sorry for him after figuring out his marriage was over. He was in hindsight unbelievably over friendly and obsessively earnest in trying to win affection from us to the point of being comically fucking obsequious and servile and given we thought he was just miserable as hell we didn't have any issue keeping him company until he got on his feet.
One night after watching shitty horror movies and eating a bunch of reeses cups and drinking shitty beer with the niggas I got a call from him, and in his now typical over jovial and over friendly manner asked if we needed anything, and midway through my pitch to get more beer off him I offhandedly mentioned that we had eaten the packet of kitkats he brought over earlier which I vaguely remembered were meant to be saved for when my family returned the next day. The phone immediately hung up, and confused I redialled but no answer.
Fifteen minutes later I heard the engine of a car going at full speed before screeching to a halt outside my door. Confused we looked around and wondered if someone ordered pizza before we heard someone trying to kick the door down and as he began bellowing incoherently I realised it was my uncle. Wondering half drunk if there had been some emergency I opened the door quickly and he straight up fucking lunged at me, causing me to slam the door back at him in surprise which knocked him back, and when he saw the aforementioned niggas behind me he seemed to realise trying again would not be a good idea. Instead in the middle of the street he began pacing around literally fucking shrieking at us for being "worthless fucking children" for "stealing from my family", spit foaming from his mouth as the smell of cheap vodka hit us and whenever I or one of the niggas interrupted him he would silence us by shouting "SHUT UP BOY IM TALKING" and given the sheer insanity of the situation we just kinda stood there and watched his freakout until like 6 minutes later he finished, and throwing a newly purchased packet of kitkats at my feet he jumped back in his Mini Cooper and sped off like Mister Bean on methamphetamines
As we headed back inside and immediately started eating the kitkats, one of my niggas told me "I think your uncle might be crazy" and I just nodded, realising I would probably have to inform the rest of my family tomorrow. Some time and much, much drama later, we got in contact with some of his former friends and turns out he had been shamelessly using and abusing them by his "earnestly friendly and somewhat pitiable" schtick right up until they vaguely and unknowingly pressed one of his tard rage buttons, at which point he turned into a screaming snarling faggot and then burnt all of his bridges with them before furiously moving on to the next friend or family member he could use.
The reason I share this overly detailed TMI is because I suspect that since fatrick only deals with his AirBNB guests and the wagies he buys food/beer from in an extremely limited way for an extremely limited period of time, all they see of him is the overly friendly and earnest yet somewhat pitiable facade he presents and thus are left with a good impression of him and likely feeling just sorry enough to add an extra star to their reviews. However the moment they unwittingly hit one of his tripwires he will fucking explode and wind up chasing them down online to NOCHILD them and threaten to destroy their AirBnB reputation by reporting them for lies n shit.
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It sounds crazy but he does, like when he was in trial, he was using that retarded egotistic voice with the judge (LIKE if that was a good idea) and in the troll voicemails he´s like "no child no child" same that on his twitter discussions, If he doesn´t have black eyes, I guess it can be for 2 reasons, because he hasn´t found a person that can really beat the shit outta him, or maybe....because the fucking cave dweller blob doesn´t really deal with a lot of people
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Weird too, as most people will be different in different situations and you'd think if anybody had the space to fit an extra persona or two in there it'd be him. Because he's really fucking fat. "That did not occur ch... your honor."
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Yeah, he is a tard in his court appearances, but in all of the video footage we have with him he is not "natural".
There is either a stalker child in the room he has to "fight", he is in an interview where he tries to be sympathetic or he is in the progress of getting swatted, and is freaking out over that crisis situation.
I would be interested to see the pig in it's natural habitat at a watering hole or something.
AutoClownMaker
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Local man walks between dog and sun.
Because he's fat. His butt is wide. Just watch out or he'll sit on you.
Because he's fat. His butt is wide. Just watch out or he'll sit on you.
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Your assumption would be wrong. From what I can tell he's even worse when drunk;...Which is 90% of the time he's outside.
Last time I checked it's still hate crime to beat up the retarded. People just don't want to be canceled.
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It doesn't sound crazy at all. He uses the *exact* same sentence structure and pauses when saying shit like "that did noT...occur" as when he was screeching on the call about how "you are simply....insane" and which perfectly matches the template of
No [NOUN/PRONOUN] you are/it is not [DESCRIPTION], this/it/you are/is/did [ADVERB].....[ADJECTIVE/VERB]
That we see on his xitter/xhreads on the daily