"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

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Crocodylus Acutus said:
And yet he still allowed trannies to be baptized by the church and serve as godparents. He still met with trannies numerous times, with the intention of entertaining their beliefs on how the church should include them. He has been inconsistent and noncommittal in the dubias issued to him to clarify his stance against same-sex marriage, and inclusivity within the church.
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What class of people are forbidden from even being baptized by the RCC?
 
Jomi said:
Andy Dicks Ex-wife Elisa Jordana has a little scrap with what I assume is another IP2 retard


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Wow. Too crazy for andy dick. getting beaten (really just hair pulling) on the side of the road with a "man" (with the life decisions he has made to put himself there, in that situation, he is absolutely not a full man) in hot pink/magenta shorts:

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When the manlet fights, well, pulls hair, back.
 
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Troonos said:
Hair-pulling is a female strategy. Who is this faggot?
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To be fair, its really hard to fight someone while strapped into a seat and they're 90 degrees off to your side. He should've just popped her in the jaw to loosen her up before pulling her out of the car for the main event.

Plus he's a scrawny middle aged asian guy without the commensurate IQ boost perk. This was the one way it could end.
 
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Plum Smuggler said:
Benji steps in.
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Is he talking about the clip posted in this thread? Because some trolls must have cut it down to make him look like a crazed carjacker. I'm not quite sure if that's very shitty or very funny.

SanicBlackMagic said:
He should've just popped her in the jaw to loosen her up before pulling her out of the car for the main event.
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Agreed, but he clearly wasn't trying to assault her. He could've smacked that bitch in the face a good few times. Seemed to me more like he was trying to apprehend her in his own retarded way.
 
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Harm said:
Agreed, but he clearly wasn't trying to assault her. He could've smacked that bitch in the face a good few times. Seemed to me more like he was trying to apprehend her in his own retarded way.
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I dunno fam, I think he was right on the razors edge of chimping out. Chimp's Razor if you will. Looks to me like he was half committed to whoopin that ass, likely retarded by the fact that he was about to fight a dumb whore. It's hard to get motivated to fight a dumb whore, you lose regardless. Now if it was Andy sitting in the drivers seat...

>inb4 Andy is as much of a dumb whore as she is. True, but at least Andy doesn't have the same chromosomal deficiency.
 
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AnOminous said:
What class of people are forbidden from even being baptized by the RCC?
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Without getting too deep into the Catechism of the church, it's really left to the discretion of the priest performing the baptism. Should the person they are baptizing (or the parents, if it's an infant) not show an adherence to the faith, then it can be denied or postponed. Again this is just a very brief explanation of what is complicated church law, and obviously if there is any group of people who are not faithful to God, it would be the men slicing their dicks off, or fucking each other in the ass.
 
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The most annoying people at U Michigan call the people to protest (Some shit about Palestine, I don't care). The people paying to be there don't immediately leave their desks and join the march for some reason :thinking:

There's not much relevance here other than I'm sneeding at the thought of them.
 
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Crocodylus Acutus said:
Without getting too deep into the Catechism of the church, it's really left to the discretion of the priest performing the baptism. Should the person they are baptizing (or the parents, if it's an infant) not show an adherence to the faith, then it can be denied or postponed. Again this is just a very brief explanation of what is complicated church law
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That was kind of my point with the rhetorical question. Homosexuality is not, per se, latae sententiae, although some specific behaviors, like performing a gay marriage, would be, because in the RCC marriage is a sacrament solely dedicated for a man and woman, and therefore, perverting that sacrament would be an act of self-excommunication. A priest performing such a sacrament would probably face an actual formal excommunication process.

Living in a state of sin could also render you unfit to take the Eucharist, but dying in a state of sin wouldn't necessarily result in eternal damnation.

And if anything would seem to warrant excommunication, it would be abortion, another latae sententiae offense, but you almost never hear of an actual formal canon law prosecution, and this has been the case for some time.
 
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AnOminous said:
That was kind of my point with the rhetorical question. Homosexuality is not, per se, latae sententiae, although some specific behaviors, like performing a gay marriage, would be, because in the RCC marriage is a sacrament solely dedicated for a man and woman, and therefore, perverting that sacrament would be an act of self-excommunication. A priest performing such a sacrament would probably face an actual formal excommunication process.

Living in a state of sin could also render you unfit to take the Eucharist, but dying in a state of sin wouldn't necessarily result in eternal damnation.

And if anything would seem to warrant excommunication, it would be abortion, another latae sententiae offense, but you almost never hear of an actual formal canon law prosecution, and this has been the case for some time.
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I apologize for being a tard and not picking up on the point you were making with the rhetorical question, and you're definitely right concerning the nuance of latae sententiae and excommunication.

If I keep this up, I'll start sounding like a certain big nosed, drunken (non-practicing) lawyer. May God have mercy on my soul should that happen.
 
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SanicBlackMagic said:
To be fair, its really hard to fight someone while strapped into a seat and they're 90 degrees off to your side.
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Wrong nigga.
It's a sport.
But really, just don't fucking smack people and think they won't fight back. I don't know who those two are, but for the love of God don't escalate violence in a moving vehicle.
I've heard enough stories IRL to know that that can be a one-way ticket to the morgue.
 
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