Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Hey reddit scum, we may not like cobes but we like him more than you. You are less endearing than a potato headed, wet-brained, catfood eating trash blob fish. You have NAL levels of attention seeking faggotry. If there was a housefire and the only option was to help you out normally or pull josh out by his greasy, dorito encrusted dick we would save him EVERY FUCKING TIME. You arent fit to eat his hacks nor try his combos, you are that low.

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adding to my favorite alternatives for nigger: moon cricket, porch monkey, jungle bunny, yard ape, spear chucker
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I'm a fan of Groid aka Negroid as well.

Edit: Now that the sub is gone hopefully the next thing to happen will be to remove that grifting predator swamp piss witch NAL from Cobes' life forever.
 
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Alog fags will not escape. Total alog death is most definitely what's up. DFE'ing is for sickos
I'd like to post the entire archive here, but first: what's an acceptable file format/formatting method that will make it useful to the non technically inclined Kiwis here? Would a nicely formatted .txt be alright?

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The reddit rapefugees are coming
That's most definitely what the fuck is up. Gonna mix a sick mixed drink drink combo to celebrate this small victory of our lord Cobes(OBUH).
 
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Reddit jannies are actively looking for subs related to cobra now to insta ban
Good. Fuck those Reddit niggers. I hope they’re hunted down on Reddit and real life. Cobes is giving us a most excellent and kino time and all they can do is seethe so hard the jannies swept their asses up.
 
Speak for yourself. I like cobes.
Cobra sucks as a person but I unironically like him. He directly, or indirectly has given me more hours of entertainment than anything else. He’s an entertainer and maybe not for the reasons he intends he’s a lot more entertaining and funny than many other “legitimate” YouTubers.
 
Cobra sucks as a person but I unironically like him.
It's been said to death, but watching cobra is like checking in on that weird kid from your highschool in real life and thinking, "yeah this makes sense".

Maybe it's because I'm around the same age (as I think most on-lookers are besides weens), but he really reminds me of a couple of people I went to school with, but none of them decided to intimately share their life online like Josh.
 
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