Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[HiveDull]

Cobes always wins.
Would be extremely funny if he also wins the lottery this year too.

 

[Giant Machine]

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hahahaha get fucked Hay/thems !

 

[DiggieSmalls]

Cobes always wins.
Would be extremely funny if he also wins the lottery this year too.

please god let that happen. it would be so kino. he'd be able to score some actual good pussy and he'd be able to throw away NAL for a proper fat titted goth chick.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

please god let that happen. it would be so kino. he'd be able to score some actual good pussy and he'd be able to throw away NAL for a proper fat titted goth chick.

And a 16,000kg bell, TWU.

 

[中华人民共和国的政治]

Mead is making the boy fat as fuck. Drinking sugar slurry and grain alcohol will do that I guess.

The thread will have to move to Deathfats if boy keeps this up

 

[Grizzlamic Bearrorism]

Mead update

Small victory lap about the subreddit getting deleted around 1:17.

that is one bulbous BOY

 

[lurkin]

Hey reddit scum, we may not like cobes but we like him more than you. You are less endearing than a potato headed, wet-brained, catfood eating trash blob fish. You have NAL levels of attention seeking faggotry. If there was a housefire and the only option was to help you out normally or pull josh out by his greasy, dorito encrusted dick we would save him EVERY FUCKING TIME. You arent fit to eat his hacks nor try his combos, you are that low.

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[Giant Machine]

adding to my favorite alternatives for nigger: moon cricket, porch monkey, jungle bunny, yard ape, spear chucker
courtesy of:

I'm a fan of Groid aka Negroid as well.

Edit: Now that the sub is gone hopefully the next thing to happen will be to remove that grifting predator swamp piss witch NAL from Cobes' life forever.

 

[Sugriva]

Hey reddit scum, we may not like cobes but we like him more than you

Speak for yourself. I like cobes.

 

[Nate Higgers]

Reddit refugees coming? Me saying the word nigger on this site will increase drastically to keep them away

Thank you for your service, fellow niggerword enjoyer

 

[sharp lint]

https://www.reddit.com/r/gothickingcobrajfs/s/QqrMggH54p

Any bets on how long this one will stay up?

Zero point in these retards speed running new subs for the immediate future. Reddit jannies are actively looking for subs related to cobra now to insta ban. They need to wait a few weeks to create their little shitholes if they're truly this desperate for a reddit community.

 

[barrow greeter]

Circle of protection on this thread, may all the displaced reddit homos and their turbo-AIDS kindly fuck right off, so mote it be in the witch's circle.

NIGGER

 

[CognitiveDeficiency]

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Alog fags will not escape. Total alog death is most definitely what's up. DFE'ing is for sickos
I'd like to post the entire archive here, but first: what's an acceptable file format/formatting method that will make it useful to the non technically inclined Kiwis here? Would a nicely formatted .txt be alright?

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The reddit rapefugees are coming

That's most definitely what the fuck is up. Gonna mix a sick mixed drink drink combo to celebrate this small victory of our lord Cobes(OBUH).

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Reddit jannies are actively looking for subs related to cobra now to insta ban

Good. Fuck those Reddit niggers. I hope they’re hunted down on Reddit and real life. Cobes is giving us a most excellent and kino time and all they can do is seethe so hard the jannies swept their asses up.

 

[WelperHelper99]

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thats a happy boy

I kneel. Absolutely perfection.

Mead is making the boy fat as fuck. Drinking sugar slurry and grain alcohol will do that I guess.

He may be fat, but he is happier than reddit right now lol

 

[Slim Boglim]

Speak for yourself. I like cobes.

Cobra sucks as a person but I unironically like him. He directly, or indirectly has given me more hours of entertainment than anything else. He’s an entertainer and maybe not for the reasons he intends he’s a lot more entertaining and funny than many other “legitimate” YouTubers.

 

[Down From The Champions]

That 100k silver play button is going to look great in the trailer while streaming with new homeboy Randy Bobandy.

 

[AnOminous]

Cobra sucks as a person but I unironically like him. He directly, or indirectly has given me more hours of entertainment than anything else.

If I had a trolley problem with Cobes on one track and everyone on reddit on the other, you know that lever's getting pulled.

 

[fukkit]

Jessica is going to have some serious competition in a casper trailer park

 

[Big Dogs Gonna Eat]

Cobra sucks as a person but I unironically like him.

It's been said to death, but watching cobra is like checking in on that weird kid from your highschool in real life and thinking, "yeah this makes sense".

Maybe it's because I'm around the same age (as I think most on-lookers are besides weens), but he really reminds me of a couple of people I went to school with, but none of them decided to intimately share their life online like Josh.