Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Markorian]

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JACK ANGY

In fairness, it's legitimately surprising to me that youtube hasn't implemented something like this already.

 

[indomitable snowman]

>Man with multiple failed business ventures gives business advice

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- like the view of the eclipse he might have had.

I wonder if his eyesight is so bad he can't even see it.

 

[Point Emerging]

It’s a salt and pepper shaker I believe you can get them at the dollar store

https://www.ebay.com/itm/226064087303?chn=ps&_trkparms=ispr%3D1&amdata=enc%3A1dmA4_lB0QDGfVcI04VzANA26&norover=1&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-117182-37290-0&mkcid=2&mkscid=101&itemid=226064087303&targetid=1584739239494&device=m&mktype=pla&googleloc=9016817&poi=&campaignid=19894961968&mkgroupid=148855406073&rlsatarget=pla-1584739239494&abcId=9307911&merchantid=8207894&gad_source=1&gbraid=0AAAAAD_QDh_TYzmLQfqUADkKitTDH_iTv&gclid=Cj0KCQjwiMmwBhDmARIsABeQ7xTPpOvEWfy7dxIeRwNOBONM5wE721P0a3xvaYCBDXOg9EifDN-3t6AaAlpTEALw_wcB

Ah, I see. Yet another poignant piece of kitsch. Really ties the room together.

 

[AltisticRight]

>Man with multiple failed business ventures gives business advice

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Did he have another stroke? #not?

Will you have sex with Jack Scalfani? #no

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

From the live chat Saturday, Jack is somehow under the impression that people are freaking out and predicting doom over the eclipse because Indiana declared a state of emergency for today. This was just a pre-emptive move by the state as they expected large crowds and heavy traffic. I live in a non-total eclipse part of Indiana. It's a beautiful day today and everyone in the town I work in was outside at 2 PM to watch it. So yes Jack, I really enjoyed this sunny day and watched the eclipse, get fucked.

If Jack really means that people shouldn't be terrified of a rapture or whatever because of the eclipse, then he's entirely right but he just worded it as retarded as humanly possible which is no surprise given it's Jack.

 

[biggacracka]

If Jack really means that people shouldn't be terrified of a rapture or whatever because of the eclipse, then he's entirely right but he just worded it as retarded as humanly possible which is no surprise given it's Jack.

Even a broken clock tells the time twice a day but even Fatty manages to fumble that lmao

 

[Aunt Carol]

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Wait, I think I figured it out!

Our underwear is a literal solar eclipse; it prevents the sun from shining where the sun don't shine.

Watching anti-establishment videos about the solar eclipse must have prompted Jack's algorithm to show him perineal sunning, about five years after the fad peaked:

 

[EatBeforeYouEat]

>Man with multiple failed business ventures gives business advice

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Jack is so retarded that he saw the usual conspiracy bullshit online and, like a true strokebrain, assumed the overwhelming majority of the population thought the world was ending today. Now he is feeling extra smug and telling boomerbook "I told ya so!".

 

[AnOminous]

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Jack is so retarded that he saw the usual conspiracy bullshit online and, like a true strokebrain, assumed the overwhelming majority of the population thought the world was ending today. Now he is feeling extra smug and telling boomerbook "I told ya so!".

How long can this stroked-out individual with maybe two functional limbs continue to live with such minimal brain function?

 

[ddlloo]

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Jack is so retarded that he saw the usual conspiracy bullshit online and, like a true strokebrain, assumed the overwhelming majority of the population thought the world was ending today. Now he is feeling extra smug and telling boomerbook "I told ya so!".

His tiktok algorithm feeds him the most retarded shit, I swear to god.

 

[eatler]

His tiktok algorithm feeds him the most retarded shit, I swear to god.

I think that’s just tik tok in general, everyones got a conspiracy or dumb take on there.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

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Jack is so retarded that he saw the usual conspiracy bullshit online and, like a true strokebrain, assumed the overwhelming majority of the population thought the world was ending today. Now he is feeling extra smug and telling boomerbook "I told ya so!".

Jack probably read the stupid rapture conspiracies.

 

[InfiniteJoyful]

Hmm...

 

[curbside2]

Since people forgot the link.

He basically admits he's copying tiktok. Says he's going to eat it which.. isn't carnivore.

It's genuinely impressive that even Fatty thinks this is weird. The reality is it sounds fucking digusting, and his idea of using milk wouldn't make it any better.

He's saying not to use oil when boiling pasta, which is fine. But then he says not to salt the water... which is fucking retarded.

2:50 "its turned into like a cheese sauce" no it's a fucking disgusting hot bowl of watery cheese flavored breakfast cereal.
3:35 That looks fucking vile. Just use boxed mac and cheese.. "doesn't look that bad" if you thought it was going to be awful, why the fuck did you make a whole tray of the shit? He has Tammy eat it, but we know damn well he's going to chow down on this shit off camera. It's why he's made zero progress in 3 months of his carnivore bullshit.

The fact that he used that AI thumbnail made me laugh harder than I have in months. The retarded fork and all the random pots… yet Jack thought the picture was perfect.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Jack probably read the stupid rapture conspiracies.

 

[ZipDisk]

Jack doesn't like the advice doctors give, the fuck do they know? He'll just call Charles to make it gud.

 

[Fortnite Bear]

I was watching old Jack videos and came across this video of him tasting different pizza chains. I can’t finish it. Jack turns into an insipid, ungrateful, piece of shit Karen who inconveniences everyone who gets in the way of his gud fud. Fuck this guy.

Yeah, nobody can make good pizza in California. Including him.

 

[eatler]

I was watching old Jack videos and came across this video of him tasting different pizza chains. I can’t finish it. Jack turns into an insipid, ungrateful, piece of shit Karen who inconveniences everyone who gets in the way of his gud fud. Fuck this guy.

Yeah, nobody can make good pizza in California. Including him.

I actually kind of miss peak douchebag wigger Jack, he was a lot DSP in a way which makes it easier to dislike him. Now he just sounds like a 70 year old who’s on his way out so it’s not as, for a lack of a better term, “interesting”. His AI ventures and the annoying FB character is funny but it’s not wannabe Food network host entertaining you know?

That being said don’t think I have too much sympathy because insert joking-Phoenix “you get what you fucking deserve” here.

 

[Super Hans v2]

Yeah, nobody can make good pizza in California. Including him.

What are you talking about? Jack's made many fine pizzas over the years.

Did I hear what I think I did at 1:59?

 

[ddlloo]

What are you talking about? Jack's made many fine pizzas over the years.

Did I hear what I think I did at 1:59?

Doesn't change his smoke alarm, but at least we know he don't wash no chicken with no bleach.

Because hygiene is for chumps, and that shit would make it take longer to get the food ready (by Jack's standards) to eat.