My experience with today's eclipse was middling.
There were no panic rushes on grocery stores, there were no riots, no traffic jams, and no troubles caused by out-of-towners. Aliens did not come to cull humanity, and no trumpets sounded to announce the Day of Judgement. The news got me all excited for nothing.
It might be because I was nowhere near the path of totality today. So I only got to see a partial view of the eclipse. It was mildly fun to watch though. Daylight faded just enough to feel wrong and weird, shadows made funny shapes, and the glasses I used must not have come from China, because my eyes are not melting out of my face several hours later. Then the sun resumed its normal shape, shadows stopped being weird, normal daylight levels returned, and it was time to go back inside and back to pretending to be useful to the global economy.
Those of you who were in the path of totality, how badly did the world end? Did the aliens have anything useful to say, or was it the same cryptic bullshit that people who use too much DMT always rant about?
Some of the photos that people in the path of totality took and have been posting online are nifty, at least. Any of you retards get any cool shots?