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Hey this is random but do you know if they use butter at all?
Niggers Eating Cornstarch - And any other weird nigger food related shit
- Thread starter Wendy Wheelchair
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I find it's useful for thickening a broth. Last beef stew I made I put I bit too much wine after the stock, my test taste was delicious but way too soupy in consistency, I like my stew to have a consistency more like a gravy. A bit of corn starch with cold water added the last half an hour saved it.
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If you want to tenderize and crisp your chicken, while giving it the weird stringy tender consistency that may be familiar from 1990s and 2000s Chinese restaurants in America, you can use baking powder (which is actually corn starch mixed with baking soda).
Just take a bowl, add your spices to the bottom, whatever you like. Coat the spices with oil, barely enough to cover and incorporate all of the ground, dried spices (I like tumeric, black pepper, cayenne and some cumin). Then, add your aeromatics if you're using them (fresh vegetables and herbs used to add flavor like garlic, onions and scallions). Then, add a liberal amount of baking powder (maybe equal to the amount of your spices).
Mix in your pieces of chicken by hand, so that every part of the chicken is coated.
Let it sit and bubble in the bowl for 20 minutes. It will look and sound like your chicken is carbonated. Flip inbetween.
Don't you dare add vinegar.
Then, take your baking surface (a baking dish or preferably something cast iron), add salt to it. Not too much, but enough so salt isn't missing from any part of it.
Place your pieces of chicken on top of the salt, in your baking dish or cast iron.
Roast at 375° for 25 minutes for boneless, skinless chicken thighs.
Let rest for five minutes.
Slice them or don't, but they'll be crispy, nostalgically stringy, and tender.
Now that I literally have corn starch pumping through my arteries, I'll say this about all of that:
If chicken was a game I'd be MVP
The most valuable poultry dat you ever did see.
Ok, black twitter. Roast my roasted chicken. Give me all you got! You can't hurt me, I've already eaten it without bleaching it. Do your worst. Roast me.
Full sized images and detailed recipe available upon request.
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It baffles me how people can't comprehend this test.
How would you have felt had you not had breakfast on a day that you did? Though it's impossible to say with certainty due to other variables that could affect your appetite (amount of sleep and quality of sleep night before, what you ate day before, how much you ate, when you ate it, etc), you can make a pretty good educated guess based on prior experiences of times when you skipped breakfast. For me, and I'm willing to wager also for most of humanity, you'd feel hungry, tired, and cranky.
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That's not the point of the test. It's that people of low IQ, like about 80, literally do not understand hypothetical questions.
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I've never heard of a breakfast test how hard is it to imagine how you would feel if you don't eat. I don't understand how fucking retarded do you have to be to not understand how you may feel about something? Based on a prior experiences.
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How would you feel like if you lived on the left end of the bell curve, and could literally NOT UNDERSTAND CONDITIONAL HYPOTHETICALS?
At below average IQs, people literally can't even understand concepts like this.
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Well I suppose if I was unable to conceptualize such hypotheticals. I would have no frame of reference or the ability to create a framework reference so I would have no feelings or thoughts on the matter. Although as somebody who isn't that functionally retarded I can guesstimate their day probably is spent moment to moment with very little foresight or planning as to what they will do next outside of immediate gratification and needs.
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That is the life of someone with an IQ <90.
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Not sure if this has been posted here yet or not but
yt ppl don't season they laundry
yt ppl don't season they laundry
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I suppose that explains the behaviors of the more melanated amongst us
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And not an insignificant number of the less melanated.
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What the actual fuck even was this? What was the point? How many chemicals do you need to do your darks? I actually to note every product she used in this and calculate how much she must of spent on it. Why did it need to be in a bowl? Does she not feel burning in her hand when she sticks her hand into the detergent? Does she know that the water shooting out is still shooting chemicals into her hand? This is a work of art! I’m thouroghly laughing my ass off. I’d imagine this has to be a shock video but at the same time I could see this being real. Pain all I can say is pain.
Great find 10/10 would torture my loved ones with this.
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Sadly this seems to be the case. I am by no means a intellectual myself however I recognize that basic problem solving and reasoning are things that possess. I often forget others may or may not have the same capacities as myself though personallyI would not want a life of mediocre simpleton
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I almost hope it's a meme like the people who have no internal dialogue, because I view anyone who doesn't have one as subhuman and nearly worthy of extermination.
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"Making my kids clothes smell extra yummy"
How fucked is your kids skin? There is no way you are washing out all those fucking chemicals, and I'm sure your kids love smelling like the cleaning aisle at the Dollar Tree while scratching their skin raw.
You know how to make sure your clothing stays fresh? Wear it before it goes stale or wearing fucking natural fabrics. Oil loves to stick to synthetic and males are more oily in general, it's why gym clothes always smell funky. Hell since you now know that oil sticks better to synthetic want not just throw a couple of drops of essential oil.
I'm now convinced when people whine about how laundry takes forever or how it's so hard and expensive, they're all making some sort of soap-bead-pod concoction and spooning it in.
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I work alongside people like this sadly they're my manager and my higher-ups.
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This video kept getting worse with each passing minute and somehow the only question that I'm left with is "what was the point of the ice?"
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I completely tuned out the ice. My guess is delayed dilution or maybe for texture for stain removal? I guess I'm just used to using ice differently from working briefly at a gas station. You'd fill the drip tray with ice, supposably it's to help keep the drain line clean by keeping a small trickle going through it. I believe it because that's the same trick we'd use on the urinal as well, but that was mostly for the smell.
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