Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

How long will Chibi's Japan Adventure Last?

  • He's never coming back.

    Votes: 35 12.2%
  • 1 year

    Votes: 26 9.0%
  • 6 months

    Votes: 29 10.1%
  • 3 months

    Votes: 37 12.8%
  • 1 month

    Votes: 14 4.9%
  • The job is a scam.

    Votes: 147 51.0%

  • Total voters
    288
  • Poll closed .
This will always be A great moment for me where his girlfriend finds this very thread and proceeds to read it out live while Chibi ignores her and proceeds to stream.
I had never seen this before, I have to take breaks from this thread because Chibi is just awful, and I laughed so hard I cried at the rebuttal "First of all I wasn't hitting on his girlfriend, she was his wife." He is so tone deaf and has so little self-awareness, it fucking kills me. Thank you for sharing.
 
Surprisingly Chibi has had one actual real of age girlfriend. The one his mom had to break up with for him cause she was fucking insane.
If he wasn't such an obnoxious sped it'd be kind of tragic, but women with Beautiful Princess Disorder is the best Adam can possibly hope for.

Contrary to his own beliefs, there are no real barely legal teens out there keen to work out their daddy issues on him, and every woman above the age of majority who isn't unbalanced would only need a moment's interaction to recognise he is a walking red flag. And that's without them looking him up online, which I'm lead to believe all sensible women do nowadays as a precaution.
 
I'm surprised he hasn't made a facebook post whining about these newest leaks. I almost want to say I'm proud of him for being smart and letting it die before acknowledging it and giving it more wind, but I have a feeling he's letting the dust settle for a bit before his next "I'm a changed man and so regretful of my past antics! I'm reinventing myself (for the millionth time) and never acting this way again!" post. Place your bets now.
 
He's just deflated about not landing the JET position. It's a shame he's insistent on JET specifically because city life is draining for autists anyway.

Any disposable income you could've had will go on accomodation. Everything's noisy and crammed together and you'll still just be the weird, smelly gaijin despite whatever bizarre HIMR-tier pussy destroyer sex tourist fantasy you've conjured up in your head.

At least the serenity of the countryside provides some welcome relief from the drudgery of being a wagecuck. Stop being an elitist, go for the less coveted position and you might be pleasantly surprised, Cheebs.
 
How will he try to reinvent himself next time, and how will it completely blow up in his face?

So far we've had becoming a voice actor, becoming a real estate agent, becoming an editor for a somewhat popular yugioh youtuber, joining a gym, becoming a game developer, moving to Florida, receiving magnet therapy, moving to Japan, dying his hair blue, announcing the beginning of his badass arc, and that's just off the top of my head.

Edit: also becoming a viral tweeter (for two days), becoming a cosplay freak, becoming a 3D printing artisan
 
How will he try to reinvent himself next time, and how will it completely blow up in his face?

So far we've had becoming a voice actor, becoming a real estate agent, becoming an editor for a somewhat popular yugioh youtuber, joining a gym, becoming a game developer, moving to Florida, receiving magnet therapy, moving to Japan, dying his hair blue, announcing the beginning of his badass arc, and that's just off the top of my head.

Edit: also becoming a viral tweeter (for two days), becoming a cosplay freak, becoming a 3D printing artisan
He would be infinitely more comfortable with life if he accepted his situation. We wouldn't have this thread if he did though.
 
I'm surprised he hasn't made a facebook post whining about these newest leaks. I almost want to say I'm proud of him for being smart and letting it die before acknowledging it and giving it more wind, but I have a feeling he's letting the dust settle for a bit before his next "I'm a changed man and so regretful of my past antics! I'm reinventing myself (for the millionth time) and never acting this way again!" post. Place your bets now.
I'm confused by his lack of response also,. He's mentioned before that he's addicted to the dopamine hit of getting responses to his bullshit posts on Facebook etc, which is astounding to me considering how little engagement he actually gets.
 
He's mentioned before that he's addicted to the dopamine hit of getting responses to his bullshit posts on Facebook etc
He also turned HARD on that therapist who made that observation, said they sucked, blamed them for his lack of progress, said they were missing his real problems, and is now seeing two completely different therapists, so I don't know if he really took that "dopamine addiction" shit to heart as much as he wanted people to believe.
 
He also turned HARD on that therapist who made that observation, said they sucked, blamed them for his lack of progress, said they were missing his real problems, and is now seeing two completely different therapists, so I don't know if he really took that "dopamine addiction" shit to heart as much as he wanted people to believe.
Doesn't surprise me that he discounted perfectly valid advice. He literally refuses to improve himself, the Chibi cycle exists for a reason.

You know, I wouldn't put it past him to seen that camera crew and hung around for 45 minutes skulking about waiting for them to ask him for an interview once all the clearly competent interviewee's had dried up.
 
At least the serenity of the countryside provides some welcome relief from the drudgery of being a wagecuck. Stop being an elitist, go for the less coveted position and you might be pleasantly surprised, Cheebs.
I'm absolutely shocked he wouldn't choose to see japan's beautiful country side. If someone offered me that chance I'd take it so fast. He's so retarded it's not even funny for this specific instance (He's funny almost every other time though). I really think the person above who says he sees this as a sex tour would be the most accurate to how he sees things because who wouldn't take the chance to see the beautiful nature of a foreign country?
 
I'm absolutely shocked he wouldn't choose to see japan's beautiful country side. If someone offered me that chance I'd take it so fast. He's so retarded it's not even funny for this specific instance (He's funny almost every other time though). I really think the person above who says he sees this as a sex tour would be the most accurate to how he sees things because who wouldn't take the chance to see the beautiful nature of a foreign country?

A local woman's pussy IS the beautiful nature of a foreign country probably.
 
Doesn't surprise me that he discounted perfectly valid advice. He literally refuses to improve himself, the Chibi cycle exists for a reason.
It does make me question why he bothers to see a therapist though. I guess just so he can 'brag' about being in therapy?
I really think the person above who says he sees this as a sex tour would be the most accurate to how he sees things because who wouldn't take the chance to see the beautiful nature of a foreign country?
He 100% thinks he's going to have some sort of GTO-esque experience where all his female students want to bang this badass teacher who doesn't play by the rules.

In reality his story would end at chapter 1 of GTO where Onizuka gets catfished by a student pretending to come onto him, except instead of fixing the student's fucked up home life he just gets arrested and deported.
 
It's such irony that no longer than a few months ago, Chibi was sperging about how stupid he was for being caught in such a mess for sending nudes to a catfish... and now we're back to square one again ... *sigh*

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This, and he wants to be told that he's the victim
Yeah, he wants to be seen as some downtrodden, Second Act Low Point protagonist who's one pep talk from a wise shaman away from returning to Pride Rock.

It's such irony that no longer than a few months ago, Chibi was sperging about how stupid he was for being caught in such a mess for sending nudes to a catfish... and now we're back to square one again ... *sigh*

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He only says these things as a performance. He's performing self-improvement and introspection, and not even performing it very well.

He doesn't want to change. He wants his circumstances to change to his liking.
 
He's just deflated about not landing the JET position. It's a shame he's insistent on JET specifically because city life is draining for autists anyway.
It's just that JET has some level of prestige about it. Also it pays more.

I'm absolutely shocked he wouldn't choose to see japan's beautiful country side. If someone offered me that chance I'd take it so fast. He's so retarded it's not even funny for this specific instance (He's funny almost every other time though). I really think the person above who says he sees this as a sex tour would be the most accurate to how he sees things because who wouldn't take the chance to see the beautiful nature of a foreign country?
I'm not. Chibi isn't interested in Japan as a country or a destination. He's interested in what weebs think of Japan which is all video games, animu, mango and doing things like going to an onsen. This is the faggot that had to cosplay as Joker in Shibuya. Something that just isn't done. You see cosplayers occasionally when there's a convention somewhere like in Tokyo Big Sight but they don't wander the streets of Tokyo in full costume. They'd be mortified that somebody they know would see them. It would be like some foreigner showing up in Dallas dressed like a caricature of a cowboy.

It does make me question why he bothers to see a therapist though. I guess just so he can 'brag' about being in therapy?

He 100% thinks he's going to have some sort of GTO-esque experience where all his female students want to bang this badass teacher who doesn't play by the rules.

In reality his story would end at chapter 1 of GTO where Onizuka gets catfished by a student pretending to come onto him, except instead of fixing the student's fucked up home life he just gets arrested and deported.
It's even worse when the town he's sent to has no high school meaning it's all Jr. High kids there instead. You know, his preferred age range.
 
Fuck Tokyo. It's cool to visit for some Blade Runner like experience but I'd never live there or any of the big cities (except maybe Kyoto).

If I could go back in time and try JET, I'd kill to be out in the countryside. Nothing I miss more than living in the Aomori Prefecture even with the gnarly snow storms we got.
 
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