Ava Chris Tyson / Christopher Stephen Tyson / “Christine Tyson” / “Chris The Meme God” - MrBeast’s litigious troon sidekick & divorcé. Lolicon-loving narcissistic queer

[Catboy Ranch Dressing]

Man, his suicide in a couple years is going to be so tragic. Can't wait.

 

[Incredible Mister]

this is gonna be so entertaining

 

[Terffals]

Man, his suicide in a couple years is going to be so tragic.

Tragic, only in the Greek sense in that the audience could see it coming from several miles away.

 

[Catboy Ranch Dressing]

Tragic, only in the Greek sense in that the audience could see it coming from several miles away.

Yeah, I was trying to be sarcastic. But personally, I think Chris has enough money to spend a few years denying reality by falling into a deep porn/drug addiction before he offs himself. Kinda like the Fart Queen.

 

[Tiny Tom Cruise]

I hope he just phases Chris out somehow.

Maybe I deserve rainbows, but isn't this already happening? I know Chris made that sassy tweet about people saying he got fired when he just hasn't been filming, but even in the videos Chris is in on the main channel it seems like he gets given very limited screen time now.

If Chris does get the chop he's basically out, anyway. He'll need to heal post-surgery, then be drugged out of his mind, and even after healing I'm sure it'd still be too painful to participate in any of the antics he's known for.

Chris used to be in every video and he's hardly around now. Everything he says now about the channel just strikes me as pure cope.

 

[Haram-Habibi]

Maybe Chris can go here and get a vagina and keep his dick.

I hope he does go there, and gets one of Dr Crane's "special operations." Then he can go fuck himself all day long and leave everyone else alone.

 

[King Of Braves]

Every time this guy pops back up I always feel bad for Mr. Beast essentially being held hostage to support this guy. He's literally jammed in a corner where he either has to be supportive or the empire crumbles.

 

[LimeRikki]

Chris does get the chop he's basically out, anyway. He'll need to heal post-surgery,

Healing could take months, longer if they're wined up being complications which is likely.

Healing from surgery would actually be a very natural way for him to be completely phased out of the channel. He leaves for surgery and just never comes back (to the channel)

He's also rich enough that if he got hooked on opiates, he'd be able to sustain a habit a lot longer than most people.

 

[OrangeJuliusEvola]

Every time this guy pops back up I always feel bad for Mr. Beast essentially being held hostage to support this guy. He's literally jammed in a corner where he either has to be supportive or the empire crumbles.

Well thank goodness Mr. Beast ain't Christian anymore, otherwise he might understand what Matthew 16:26 is all about.

 

[Little Bill]

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hahaha the horse shoe ring is coming for this fag, I hope he gets the cock chop to match. Balding men are already low value as it is, imagine being dickless too

Oh mother of god. That forehead and hairline screams male male male from literally a mile away. And this faggot actually thinks he looks better now than pre-transition kek.

 

[Big moth tiddies]

"Like we don't do tons and tons of research before coming in!"

The research:

 

[TyrasGuard]

"Like we don't do tons and tons of research before coming in!"

The research:
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Is is great research when you think about it. It puts you face to face with the lunacy. Normal people recoil at what lurks there.

 

[Incredible Mister]

i wonder how much limelight he'll get once he's only known as "the tranny formerly associated with Mister Beast"

 

[Pig Cups]

His awful spelling is unintentionally hilarious here. He’ll definitely be seeking lots of those from the Reddit/xitter hugbox once he experiences the complications of cutting his dick off, and realizes the future is utterly grim- not bursting with heckin’ gender euphoria as his sisters promised.

I eagerly await his desperate, post-op, trying-to-stave-off-the-inevitable-41% copes with great anticipation.

 

[quaawaa]

If this nigga thinks getting the hair on his dick and balls and the surrounding area lasered is going to work for him, he has another thing coming. He is going to BURN like the sun lol. He didn't even do his research to see that electrolysis is the only way to remove that shit permanently, same for the face as well. Laser hair removal is legit a waste of time and money, and it made him look much worse and somehow older even with HRT ROFL.

Why does he want to remove his pubic hair? Both sexes have it, so he can’t possibly want it gone for “gender affirming” reasons.

 

[iSaidShhh]

Why does he want to remove his pubic hair? Both sexes have it, so he can’t possibly want it gone for “gender affirming” reasons.

Certain types of cock mutilation involve inverting the genital region. Hair that had been on the outside of the body would now be on the inside of the body, which means it's growing in warmth and dampness and creating a veritable bacteria fuckfest inside that cozy little cavity. Most genital mutilators require permanent hair removal before they'll start their Frankenstein bullshit.

Also, these men are overwhelmingly obsessed with appearing and acting like preteen girls, who tend to not have pubic hair. I feel gross for typing that.

 

[Dromedary]

Most genital mutilators require permanent hair removal before they'll start their Frankenstein bullshit.

I've read a thousand horror stories where the butchers don't care much. Then troons crying about the digusting hairy bacterial terrariums inside their pelvic axe wounds because they couldn't afford ballsack hair removal. The most pathetic GoFundMe's ever are all about this.

 

[Tasty Tatty]

Also for 41% ing. The end is near. That means his ex wife and son are hopefully soon going to be free from the tranny monster that was once husband & father.

What he thinks it's gonna happen:
"My dear son, the woman I loved once died facing adversity, died being brave against a world that discriminated against her and others like her... it was too much for her to bear knowing you will grow in a society full of hate towards the different. We must relish on the memory of her courage and support transpeople as allies in any way! Don't cry, baby, or rather, yes, keep crying when I turn on the camera, but keep on the good fight!"

What really is gonna happen.
"Son, your dad was mentally ill", said the chad that eventually married Chris' ex wife and just got her pregnant with another boy. "Now let's go fishing".

 

[LavenderMenace]

Don’t you have to be on HRT for a couple of years before the big chop???? The body is already going through a shit ton of changes on meds and intense surgery can make it so much worse.

Part of me wants to feel bad for Chris but then I remember he’s a grown ass man and a lolicon lover so he deserves to get castrated.

I’ll keep an eye out on Reddit for the future SRS horror show photos Chris will post because he’s such an attention whore. Surgery arc is starting!

 

[LimeRikki]

Don’t you have to be on HRT for a couple of years before the big chop????

He's rich, the rules don't apply to him.