Official Kiwifarms Edgy Atheist Thread - where we make fun of all sorts of sky daddy believers

which ones are the worst?

  • christards

  • muzzies

  • foreskin munchers

  • pagans

  • cow worshippers

  • self-hating atheists ("I rEsPeCt ReLiGiOuS pEoPlE")

  • other


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The Deep State

Spoiler: God loses.
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Post retarded things religious people are saying/doing, behead religious people, roundhouse kick religious people, feed religious people to sharks, etc.

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Despite all our scientific advances, there haven't been any reported cases of anyone successfully transmuting a human body. For centuries, scientists have been investigating what's missing. Their efforts are more worthwhile than just praying and waiting, wouldn't you say? By the way, all of these ingredients can be bought at the market with a child's pocket money. Humans are made pretty cheaply, you see. Alchemists are scientists. We don't believe in vague nonsense like "god". It's ironic, because we're the closest to being gods.
 
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Sorry I grew out of being a colossal faggot half a decade ago.

Christcucks are still gay, but that's besides the point.
People with well-reasoned positions don't simply "grow out" out of them. You were probably just buttblasted over being made to go to church or something, attached yourself to a growing trend out of spite, and then, as soon as it fell out of fashion, you ditched it and now you act like you're above it all.

In other words, you're still a colossal faggot.
 
It's okay to consume things in moderation, and there's no rule saying you have to like the government if you don't believe in god.
I kinda saw the title and after the shitpost threads today I assumed we were mocking atheists, my bad
 
People with well-reasoned positions don't simply "grow out" out of them. You were probably just buttblasted over being made to go to church or something, attached yourself to a growing trend out of spite, and then, as soon as it fell out of fashion, you ditched it and now you act like you're above it all.

In other words, you're still a colossal faggot.
Actually I did nearly get swept up by religious fervour when I was like, seven or eight. But it was peer pressure that motivated it, not familial obligation.
I had a (metaphorical) come to Jesus moment and realized "wait, I'm only getting into this because other people are telling me to, and not through any desire of my own" and the experience creeped retarded little me out. So really it was the Christian bandwagon I nearly jumped on without thinking.

I never went to church outside of funerals. I just found and still find the very concept of Christianity ridiculous the same way I find trannydom, wicca, Islam, etc. ridiculous. Difference is I find Christian myth fascinating and basically all of the stuff I like about western society comes from Christianity, so I don't hate it so much as tolerate it. I was very off-internet for the first few years of my life and it was only around about middle school that I fell in with the RationalWiki crowd so I wasn't jumping on a bandwagon before that, I just experienced religion for myself and I was confused.

Eventually I came to realize that RationalWiki fags were just as spiteful and bitter as they claimed Christians to be and while I still found religion to be goofy, I realized that hating people just because they believed something I didn't was retarded and made no different from the people I hated, and Christians weren't really that bad.

Of course, then I discovered A&N, and all the obnoxious, masturbatory Christ is Kang bullshit made me realize that I wasn't just a retarded teenager latching onto a trend and RationalWiki did nothing wrong.

TL;DR, yes I am.
 
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