Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Decided to look into Methica a little closer. Hopefully I'm not late but here's what I found using Intelius.
Jessica's possible address
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House has been blurred but got a peak from an adjacent yard.
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Possibly her brother's socials
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Here's a list of email addresses that might be her's
jessicasprofessionalemail@gmail.com
captlmoose@yahoo.com
drpeppersyummy@yahoo.com
boyle.fusion@gmail.com

If her's, captlmoose seems to be her most commonly used alias.
Found a comment here by Foot Soldier who gives out the handle as her AIM UN
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Not something you can bet on but it does seem to tie the UN to her
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Another link tying the UN to her name

Edit: oops, wrong thread. Whatever.
Maybe the mods can move it where I meant to post it?
 
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Sluggo the Nasty said:
I'm almost convinced he thinks that breaking up with NAL would be letting the trolls win
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thats most likely what it is honestly. i also think he is worried that without NAL the next dry spell could be even longer if not forever. so he will just pretend that NAL is an entirely normal and sane person and any of her episodes are just because shes a woman and because the trolls made her upset. those two things will always be to blame and unless someone better comes into his life to prove that he is wrong without forcing it on him he will continue to be able to excuse whatever NAL does.
 
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Slim Boglim said:
I’ll never understand the idea of trolling good people for shit they had nothing to do with. Some retard worked there 8 years ago? Better leave troll comments to fuck with the employees there now. Sure hope there doesn’t happen to be some unfortunate employee named Jessica who’s going to be pulled into her bosses office and terribly confused when she’s accused of huffing duster on the job
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It's especially retarded since 8 years might as well be 80 with all the turnover in retail. I doubt there's a single person working there who even remembers her. It's like leaving a troll review for the Ruckersville Wendy's because Chris worked there for three months in 2001.
 
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TheTourist said:
personally I worry that this is the ascent before some manner of cataclysmic fall.
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Every high in the boy's life is met with an equal low.
Bogliacci said:
He always had the uncanny metabolism to burn off that excess calories by simply forgoing food, guess it's just not working anymore.
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As I and other "troles" suspect, these last couple of years he's probably gotten majority of his calories from alcohol on most days. Plus cigs, dip, vapes, and all other manner of copious nicotine ingestion suppressing his appetite.
Twice or Thrice a week pig outs on $100+ doordash orders all probably equate to about a normal amount of calories for a normal healthy person, though I've admittedly not done the math on that. The "food hacks" usually get grazed on over multiple days or thrown out immediately after taking a bite of whatever vile concoction to say "tastes good yootoob!" so he can own the trolls with the dankness.
He's always fluctuated with the salt and water bloat but the mead loop and 1 to 2 THOUSAND calories of rancid sugar a day will most certainly put on weight on someone like that. Not even to mention middle age creeping up plus being entirely sedentary.
 
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Sicko Hunter said:
If Cobra's mind if he breaks up with NAL the trolls were right about her meaning it's giving a W to the people who he hates the most. He knows shes fucked up and horrible but can't take the ego hit admitting he messed up.
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the only way i see him ever breaking up with her is if she actually does try and murder him and even then there would still be a chance he would forgive her. i do wonder if there is anything she can do that will make him so annoyed with her that he would be willing to take the ego hit.
 
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MDWU said:
With exception of lusting after young girls, huh?

You guys already found my account. Show me a time I've ever weened or encouraged others to do so. There's no reason to seethe about me like I'm the embodiment of that subreddit, I'm just a guy who posted there.

Probably because they thought it was funny and your forum rules aren't real outside of this website.
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Retard. I asked for sources but you're vomiting bullshit. That's why KF hates faggots like you.

Now go back to reddit and stop shitting up this thread.
Crunkle said:
I'm so fucking excited for the trailer park phase.

Hitting rock bottom is being kicked out of a trailer park.
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Kill yourself.
 
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Noxe said:
If mdwu is what we're to expect from all reddit faggots flocking here then we need this put up or they'll just shit the thread with fake bullshit
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Not quite as bad yet, but def gonna get there at this point.
 
joker jimmy said:
I will forever defend the gravity bong as the most cost effective way to smoke
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It's ridiculously good. Used to fill the sink with hot water, then throw in a bunch of mint (if you let mint grow it will take over your yard). The bong itself used the mouthpiece of a trumpet with a screen in it, the bong itself was a gallon Gatorade bottle. One hit and you were ready for the day. Two hits, and you were ready to spend the day on the couch.

Have smoked maybe a half-dozen times in the last 20 years, but it's almost certainly still a very good way to do it.

The problem with NAL isn't that she smokes weed, it's what she does afterwards.
 
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Slim Boglim said:
This. Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence. If the best you got is him saying some dumb creepy shit the only thing that’s proof of is that he says dumb creepy shit
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It’s easy to look at Cobra’s weird stuff uncharitably if you’re pissed off that he lives sans consequence in a lot of circumstances and you’re somebody who doesn’t give a fuck and lives the same way, but you have to shoulder the brunt of all your poor decisions. This is why most of the redditors are pissed off, they are actually jealous of his lack of consequences. They wish they could jack it all day and smoke dehydrated bed bugs like our king does but they just don’t have the rizz or the tizz.
 
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