Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Crunkle said:
I'm so fucking excited for the trailer park phase.

Hitting rock bottom is being kicked out of a trailer park.
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Why do you want my boy living in a trailer park much less getting kicked out of one? I want Cobes to be drinking Mead in the biggest mansion in Wyoming, the fucker deserves it.
RL Steinbeck said:
@Null maybe enable Fresh Meat again for a little while? There's going to be a big influx of faggotry in this thread now with the subreddit closing.
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At LEAST, if not just shutting the gates for a week.
 
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Agares said:
Can't believe I'm saying this but he's earned the right to be smug and gloat. A-logs felted.
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The next frontier is the facebook groups
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GamerGateSurvivor said:
That's way over the fucking line. I don't know if the kid was trolling NAL or if she had a problem with the father, but you have to be an absolute waste of human skin to do what she did.
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That warrants an place on the sex offender registry regardless of what the current law says.
 
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This is pulling away from the NaL and subreddit talk, but does Josh have any willingness to actually create music or upload videos of him playing guitar anymore? There's something so beautiful about a guy playing guitar for 10 years and being less skilled than someone who's played for 2 weeks, yet having 0 willingness to improve
 
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ChefOptimusCunt said:
This is pulling away from the NaL and subreddit talk, but does Josh have any willingness to actually create music or upload videos of him playing guitar anymore? There's something so beautiful about a guy playing guitar for 10 years and being less skilled than someone who's played for 2 weeks, yet having 0 willingness to improve
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I believe his last real album was released Halloween last year, Sinister Snakes?
That's just going off deathbed tapes, and he also re-released his christmas thing. But other than that no, just some shreddin occasionally.
 
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ChefOptimusCunt said:
This is pulling away from the NaL and subreddit talk, but does Josh have any willingness to actually create music or upload videos of him playing guitar anymore? There's something so beautiful about a guy playing guitar for 10 years and being less skilled than someone who's played for 2 weeks, yet having 0 willingness to improve
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No, not really. His music has become more of an "obligation" to him in the same vein that Sonichu comics became to Chris. Also he doesn't play the guitar he plays with the guitar like a kid would. I don't think he can even play an actual chord outside of when he attempts the Star Spangled Boglim. It's like a kid trying to imitate whatever he thinks a badass goth rock star would do. They don't need music theory, scales, cords, or arrangement. They just shred. Buuuuut~ even his new music is just one and done throwaway tracks he records in a single take on Band Camp for Deathbed Tapes to layer over some royalty free drum instrumental or some goth AF 808s. The last track he acted like he had any pride in was "Chainsaw Sicko Massacre" but when he debut it on stream even he was very obviously bored of it.

 
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ChefOptimusCunt said:
This is pulling away from the NaL and subreddit talk, but does Josh have any willingness to actually create music or upload videos of him playing guitar anymore? There's something so beautiful about a guy playing guitar for 10 years and being less skilled than someone who's played for 2 weeks, yet having 0 willingness to improve
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You'd think someone who only had 2 hobbies would do them more often.
 
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中华人民共和国的政治 said:
I believe his last real album was released Halloween last year, Sinister Snakes?
That's just going off deathbed tapes, and he also re-released his christmas thing. But other than that no, just some shreddin occasionally.
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Chainsaw sicko massacre is unironically a good title.
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I'm assuming the art is stolen, because of course. But this is actually rad for a "band" shirt. Shame about the music
 
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WelperHelper99 said:
Why do you want my boy living in a trailer park much less getting kicked out of one? I want Cobes to be drinking Mead in the biggest mansion in Wyoming, the fucker deserves it.

At LEAST, if not just shutting the gates for a week.
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Not sure I want him kicked out of a trailer park. He really loved visiting Darf in the trailer so I think him having a portable home is perfect. No Doordash Reddit faggotry, no landlord, just making content. Needs his own space. Portable wand salesman. Portable cigarette gigolo for pregnant women.

Our boy needs a huge IP2 RV without the degenerates and murderers.
 
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