Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Jessica is live with a stream called "hey." Josh is in chat:

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She's talking to him about her merch ideas at present. She's singing along (badly) to Roy Orbison at the moment, which seems neither goth nor metal.

Later: "Where's Joshy? Did he ever compliment me at all, or not?" Some people are telling her he only talked about crab legs, others are telling her that he did talk about her. She's scouring the chat comments and saying they're all lying to her.

Here's a very rough and ready local archive of her Flickr account. She did helpfully provide an address in one of the photos:

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Those packages are from Mario Badescu, a skincare company.

The banner:

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Lots of cats, food, and Lush products.

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Random Bjork photos:

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These must be a vacation?

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She's now back to saying she knows how ugly she is, which is also what she was talking about earlier. She keeps looping back to that. Oh, and she's holding a bottle of vodka now.
 

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Slim Boglim said:
Crab leg food hack WITH REAL BUTTER.
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The king is on some gourmet fine dining shit to celebrate the losses trolls be taking. On that note please for the love of god I hope he doesn’t leave the crab legs on the counter to “cool off” overnight for like 14 hours. You should never do that but if there’s any food you should especially not do that with its crab of all things.
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Some unexpected bills mean I gotta tighten up my wallet for the next month or so, but damn this makes me wanna go out and buy some dank seafood and actually cook it properly.

Fuck that tho, I'll go down to the river and catch some walleye and catfish for free. Almost as good. Definitely better than whatever way cobes found to ruin crab.
 
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MDWU said:
Would you guys be more or less mad if I told you I didn't actually come from the subreddit? 😏
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Either way you're a faggot. Since Josh is the spawn of satan and does so many evil deeds it must be really easy to provide some proof to the claims, archive and source your claims. The reddit telephone game of Josh told a story about high school means he's a sicko is extremely gay. I also don't care if he's ever said retard, nigger, or faggot. I guess he ran over a dying baby bird on his bike, damn he really is hitler.
 
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