Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Miriam Margoyles]

Trans woman is trans short.
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OK, first of all - fucking 6'11"? Fuck off, nigger. You want to be a little baby girl? You're a fucking medical giant. BFG* ass motherfucker.

Second thing, are these people actually capable of talking about women without boiling them down into fucking porn categories or articles on TV Tropes? 'Amazon', 'dommy mommy', 'smol', 'jester-like', 'tsundere Power Girl'?

*Big Fucking Gooner.

 

[Geraldine]

I think it's 6'1" + fat fingers, but I want it to be 6'11".

 

[Poonocchio]

Trans woman is trans short.
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This is the most obvious porn/hentai/anime rotted brain post I've ever seen.

 

[Candidate No 7]

I just picture the guy digging a little hole in his basement and going to stand in it during his special me-time:




There really ought to be a sitcom or mockumentary about this whole thing but it can't be done. 99% of times when people say "you couldn't do that now" it's nonsense but when it comes to this, you really can't do it. The most laughable people around may not be laughed about.

 

[Gondolindrim]

I recall reading a story on Reddit by a very confused woman, who had invited a troon over for a girls night.

(Well, the troon had invited himself, basically.)

The whole night turned out very strange… From the troon showing up in underwear, while all the other girls were just wearing their most comfortable pajamas, to the troon constantly trying to bring up some coom/perverted talk… Finally, without any warning the troons takes a pillow, screams “PILLOW FIIIGHT!” And smacks the pillow full force into one of the girls head. She gets knocked off the bed and has a nosebleed.

At this point all the girls are horrified and going “WTF?!?” To which the troon starts crying and mumbling something about how “she” can never catch a break as a “girl”.

In typical liberal women style, OP wanted to know if she had done anything wrong, lol!

That sounds completely made up but I believe it.

 

[Standardized Profile]

I know we jest here, but I want to say that for the record I don't advocate unnecessary violence towards anyone.

But I will absolutely smack anyone who ever describes themselves as "smol" to me right in the moment. And yes I will be able to tell that it's spelled that way, even if said aloud.

Guy's a sub, that would probably make his dick twitch.

Thread tax time. Pooner posting her L(IE):

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•Posted by u/NotKnown404

Is it bad that I lied to my psychiatrist that I always knew I was trans???​

This psychiatrist is in charge of my antidepressants and is also very very busy all the time. He talks very fast also. Everytime I have an appointment with him he always asks me like “you are biologically female right? Your name is [deadname] but you go by [actual name]?” Which is totally normal but always uncomfortable lol.
Anyway today he asked me “when you were younger, you felt like a man in a females body right?” And I was just like…..”ya kinda…”
THIS IS TOTAL LIE! I never cared 2 shits about gender as a young kid and only in late 2020 did I start experimenting with he/she pronouns. Eventually in early 2021 I started disliking being called she/her and eventually after coming out I started actually hating being calling she/her.
This doctor isn’t the one that is in control of my Testosterone so is it not a big deal than I thought it was? I just don’t like lying to doctors even if they don’t know anything about being transgender. :/

hyp3rpop
I get it. If he is that impersonal and always moving fast it would be super hard to have an in depth conversation about your gender, and it’s already a difficult topic. Doesn’t really matter too much since it seemingly isn’t what you’re there for.
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It's fine. It sounds like you're not going to this doctor for counseling, so tbh the details don't matter.

The details don't matter.

 

[TyrasGuard]

Is it bad that I lied to my psychiatrist that I always knew I was trans???

"Is it bad that I lied to my cardiologist about my palpitations going away?"

"Is it bad that I lied to my kidney doctor about not seeing blood in my urin?"

"Is it bad that I lied to my podiatrist about my extra finger?"

 

[Geraldine]

So they lie to the doctor, not merely to get what they want from the doctor, but to be loyal to the false narrative.

The real takeaway is that nothing they say can ever be taken at face value. Nothing.

 

[isalaide]

Trans woman is trans short.
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my brother in Christ you are six foot one

I'd need to stand on a chair to look you in the eye. You are naturally frightening to actual small dainty women... and that's before you put on a dress and announced your mental illness to the world at large.

If I saw you IRL I'd fucking run.

 

[Rick The Stick]

Trans woman is trans short.
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"Big and Jester like" is your appearance not your personality, troon.

 

[Phenomena]

Finally, without any warning the troons takes a pillow, screams “PILLOW FIIIGHT!” And smacks the pillow full force into one of the girls head. She gets knocked off the bed and has a nosebleed.

https://youtu.be/0Stq0TQ_HwI?si=-CtWEgCmcUCyHxwG

 

[GenociderSyo]

Trugget got dropped by his social media team.

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

"Big and Jester like" is your appearance not your personality, troon.

No I love the “am smol” online personas because it’s very dysphoria inducing when they go out in public and women pull their children closer or straight up nope out of the bathroom, or snap a picture at the bus stop, or they get laughed at in job interviews like the last few pages. Not so small now are you Alice lol.

 

[Fapcop]

Trugget got dropped by his social media team.
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WHAT DA FUCK IS THAT?!?

 

[Geraldine]

WHAT DA FUCK IS THAT?!?

Looked up "trugget" and found it in the Urban Dictionary.
Apparently quadruple amputee fetish porn is a thing.

 

[Ravana]

Must be nice being able to fly for free in the overhead bin.

 

[GenociderSyo]

WHAT DA FUCK IS THAT?!?

That is a guy named Gabe who was born with no limbs who was known as a motivational speaker for disability exercise. Then he hit the troon wagon and trooned out and married a gay dude that looks like the guy who hides behind the alley offering free candy to children. He is fighting deportation at the moment because he is in the us and getting his shit funded by the US under a medical visa that he's had since he was a child.

Before troonshine:

After Troonshine:

 

[isalaide]

That is a guy named Gabe who was born with no limbs who was known as a motivational speaker for disability exercise. Then he hit the troon wagon and trooned out and married a gay dude that looks like the guy who hides behind the alley offering free candy to children. He is fighting deportation at the moment because he is in the us and getting his shit funded by the US under a medical visa that he's had since he was a child.

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Before troonshine:

After Troonshine:

Oh, so he is one of those torso-shaped sex toys that guys fuck, except he is made of meat rather than silicone. Gotcha

 

[Dr. Butt]

That sounds completely made up but I believe it.

I've seen the original post - it's on lolcow.farm somewhere. The troon had also been doing coke all day and the OP possibly didn't understand that he was crashing at the end of the night, and becoming combination sad+hysterical, so his weird coke behaviour was making her think she must have done something to upset him.

 

[But I Digress]

That is a guy named Gabe who was born with no limbs who was known as a motivational speaker for disability exercise. Then he hit the troon wagon and trooned out and married a gay dude that looks like the guy who hides behind the alley offering free candy to children. He is fighting deportation at the moment because he is in the us and getting his shit funded by the US under a medical visa that he's had since he was a child.

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Before troonshine:

After Troonshine:

It's Bob Oblong

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