I'd pay big righteous bucks to see Patrick have a direct, in person interaction with any number of the other lolcattle on this site.
No, the interview that needs to happen is with Keffals. The synergy of their egos and delusions of grandeur would tear a hole in realspace.
It's possible he could've just happened upon the same joke, but it is Fat we're talking about.
The solution is trivial, child: His fingers are very fat because he's a fat faggot with bitch tits, and therefore he doesn't have the dexterity required to apply a sticker properly.
BZZZT!!! Wrong again, stalker. If it were anyone else then yes I'd attribute that one to parallel thinking. But Pat does this for every news story. He scours the topic for something he can sneak away with. Every. Single. Time.
What I love about all the PUNCH NAZIS tough guys on Twitter is that not a single one of them knows what was done with the actual Nazis. They think the war was just shooting Nazi party members, not conscripted or enlisted Germans. (edit: I am not making the Clean Wehrmacht argument, merely noting that they didn't have to be full-on card-carrying Nazis just to fight for their country.) Grandfather Tomlinson was just mowing down Hitler's propagandists, bureaucrats and researchers at Normandy.
Within less than two hours of the original, better joke? I strongly doubt that.
I said it was possible, not probable.
"I swear officer child, all those negro childs just tripped and fell into my grinder, now leave and do not return."
I've always wanted to see who the toughest "tough guy" is in some sort of combat sport. It's a shame Fat Rick is so cowardly, I'd pay PPV price to see him vs Movie Bobert in the main with Shane Nokes vs Queen of poles on the undercard. Crowdfund that too, null.
It should probably be done in Russia so it could air on Epic Fighting Champion or do it wherever Fighting Circus takes place.
Devastating if Dan's the only one to show up, but I've seen his panels in the past, it would be Dan, some random homeless dude trying to sleep and a hand full of the people who attend those conventions, single digit though, I'm gonna guess three. Don't want to encourage anything nor can I cosign that but Dan "five sinks" Mullen's gonna Dan the way Dan Dans.
I once briefly felt mild empathy for him. It was when he was trying to explain unsecured contact forms to people he (and Yours, In Christ Niki) had allegedly messaged.
I’m sure that’s what Fatty Batty Boy’s lawyers feel like working on his case. They’re probably rethinking their whole lives and seriously considering what panhandling out the front of liquor stores would be like.
