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Remember when he fell asleep on camera several times? Straight up snoring. And it wasn't a "lol this is so boring" act. The man straight up konked out.
Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.
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Nick sure has a thing for movies involving sexual relations between older men and teenage girls. I am sure that means nothing at all.
YT did better than rumble at $71. Not much to say about rants. Runkle did try and help Nick because he clearly didn't do any research.
| RunkleOfTheBailey | Jennifer Crumbley's lawyer was awful--basically picked a fight with the judge in the hearing. | $10 | 2024-04-10 01:15:31 -0500 CDT |
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As someone who has actually lived in poverty this really is beyond insulting. Between his Grandfather's and Father's fortune, this jackoff wouldn't know poverty if he was dropped into the heart of Ethiopia in the 80s. He'd just comment on how skinny everyone was and ask them how they did it. I can't believe I ever believed him on anything. Just another thing the thread never looked deeply enough into because we took him at his word. Nick has never had to keep a job he hated. . . until now. Even then given how his parents act I just assume they are fine with his behavior, and have 0 problems subsidizing it. I truly wish the worst on this blasphemous, lying, heretical scumbag.
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You know what I hate? When somebody is a really obvious wannabe-diddler, but you can't make any serious accusations because they technically haven't actually done anything illegal yet. Nobody says these kinds of things consistently this much unless they actively think about it a lot.
Nick, you want to violate children's innocence. Just cut through the bullshit already, and just do what Vito does, and "jokingly" say outright what you want to do when someone asks you, while saying you're not joking.
You have teenage daughters too, and yet you say these kinds of things. Do they have friends that come over? Or even worse, do they use the hot tub? I'm going to say that's not a safe situation. Nick, somebody should watch you. Maybe your wife can-- oh, she's passed out on pills all day, well she's useless. Perhaps the nanny-- oh, she's gone. Hopefully one of your parents gets a clue.
Yeah I remember that, he did that a lot. I'll give him this, a lot of the Troconis trial was super boring, but the good parts were really good (the glowies on the stand talking about how they can monitor and track activity on phones was very interesting to me), and he was very attentive for most of it. It was when we got closer to the end of the trial that he started to not really be invested in it. Oh well.
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Patek Philippe is quickly becoming the go-to watch for disadvantaged youths from urban city centres. I wouldn't be surprised if there wasn't a ton of fakes floating around already.
Steve Sailer just linked a funny article detailing how you can tell that a writer is on "upper middle class meth". Some highlights:
- Adderall writers do not know when to stop, and often get caught in a loop of obsessive, seemingly endless revisions. [...] Eventually, a decent thesis is appended or even supplanted by convoluted idées fixes, which are inevitably replaced by new, equally torturous ones[.]
- Adderall writers often become fixated on one tiny detail, rolling it over and over in their mind, again and again, gaining more and more momentum, until they finally lose the plot.
- Counterintuitively, Adderall-induced fixations can also atomize your attention span entirely. But when you’re jacked up on middle class meth, a total lack of focus is no reason to slow down, much less stop. You go big. You find a new idea to explore, a tangent to build out, more citations, more research, anything to keep going and growing.
- On high enough doses, and with a long enough timeline, the symptoms of heavy Adderall use are indistinguishable from the symptoms of heavy cocaine use.
- Sometimes, an Adderall user may experience what they believe to be an epiphany, as if they’ve been personally chosen from on high to receive a heretofore unknown gospel. The bolt of clarity that strikes them is rarely, if ever, a good idea, but almost always implicitly trusted.
- If the epiphany fails to come, Adderall may inspire a powerful wanderlust in the service of a writer’s creative self-actualization. In other words, they start trying on new hats. Adderall House Style sees a lot of hard pivots in form, sometimes mid-project, and most of which are not suited to a writers’ skillset or talents.
- Writers rarely confess their Adderall usage on the page, but they tend to leave a lot of tell-tale signs. You can’t prove it, of course. Sentences like “I had gone three days without sleep” aren’t a smoking gun, but they do raise the question; “well, how did you pull that off?”
- Have you ever noticed that drugs that suppress your appetite for food so often increase your appetite for enemies? Adderall writers can be very quick to attack. And, if you haven’t noticed the pattern by now, they have a hard time knowing when to stop. Critique becomes invective, invective mutates into vituperation. The resulting work is humorless, nasty and emotionally exhausting. Sometimes, you can observe the Adderall rage rising in real time. You could be editing a book review, maybe from a formerly collegial and mild-mannered adjunct, and see successive drafts become progressively vicious, leaving you to wonder whether the nutty professor has actually read the book or simply discovered the author fucking his mother.
- Paranoia is a common side effect of prolonged stimulant use, and when you’ve convinced yourself that someone is out to get you, it makes sense to find, expose and attack them. You rationalize your hostility as reciprocation, self-preservation, and self-defense. Paranoia also manifests in textual analysis. [...] Adderall inspires baseless suspicions and intensifies the desire to decode the uncoded[.]
- Adderall writers often become fixated on one tiny detail, rolling it over and over in their mind, again and again, gaining more and more momentum, until they finally lose the plot.
- Counterintuitively, Adderall-induced fixations can also atomize your attention span entirely. But when you’re jacked up on middle class meth, a total lack of focus is no reason to slow down, much less stop. You go big. You find a new idea to explore, a tangent to build out, more citations, more research, anything to keep going and growing.
- On high enough doses, and with a long enough timeline, the symptoms of heavy Adderall use are indistinguishable from the symptoms of heavy cocaine use.
- Sometimes, an Adderall user may experience what they believe to be an epiphany, as if they’ve been personally chosen from on high to receive a heretofore unknown gospel. The bolt of clarity that strikes them is rarely, if ever, a good idea, but almost always implicitly trusted.
- If the epiphany fails to come, Adderall may inspire a powerful wanderlust in the service of a writer’s creative self-actualization. In other words, they start trying on new hats. Adderall House Style sees a lot of hard pivots in form, sometimes mid-project, and most of which are not suited to a writers’ skillset or talents.
- Writers rarely confess their Adderall usage on the page, but they tend to leave a lot of tell-tale signs. You can’t prove it, of course. Sentences like “I had gone three days without sleep” aren’t a smoking gun, but they do raise the question; “well, how did you pull that off?”
- Have you ever noticed that drugs that suppress your appetite for food so often increase your appetite for enemies? Adderall writers can be very quick to attack. And, if you haven’t noticed the pattern by now, they have a hard time knowing when to stop. Critique becomes invective, invective mutates into vituperation. The resulting work is humorless, nasty and emotionally exhausting. Sometimes, you can observe the Adderall rage rising in real time. You could be editing a book review, maybe from a formerly collegial and mild-mannered adjunct, and see successive drafts become progressively vicious, leaving you to wonder whether the nutty professor has actually read the book or simply discovered the author fucking his mother.
- Paranoia is a common side effect of prolonged stimulant use, and when you’ve convinced yourself that someone is out to get you, it makes sense to find, expose and attack them. You rationalize your hostility as reciprocation, self-preservation, and self-defense. Paranoia also manifests in textual analysis. [...] Adderall inspires baseless suspicions and intensifies the desire to decode the uncoded[.]
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I don't watch WatchTube any more, but back when I did, in the days when the Pontiff was king, there was some Greek watch nigger who got laughed out of the sector for sporting a fake Nautilus -- and that has to be more than ten years ago.
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A degenerate kike living off of daddy's money while wasting his own life collecting venereal diseases, color me shocked.
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Don't you understand he was living in poverty because mommy and daddy made Nicky get a job instead of handing him a million bucks no strings attached?
It's not much different than how he's living in monogamy right now. Nobody is allowed to touch Kayla's pussy beside him, so he'd only be a swinger if he let Drex or Steeltoe fuck his wife instead of fuck him.
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If you will help me establish dictatorship and obtain absolute power, I promise you, I will send all unfunny people to gulags.
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That would be the UNO reverse card on his Monty case. "See, it's not even bad, I'm one too!" Can't go wrong with the old takes one to know one defense, that's a winner there, Nick, you should not try it as I would be so owned if you stole my brilliance.
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a broke lawyer is still a lawyer, pretty high up there in terms of earning potential even after being fleeced by a divorce
dont know about top 1% but i'd say it definitely still puts him in like top 5% or 10% at least
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Imagine being handed this significant of a silver spoon in life and somehow still fucking up this badly, unfortunately this cancer patient looking mongoloid is not at all the exception. It really is an indictment on our species that without a very specific upbringing, set of morals and level of discipline many of us end up self destructing when circumstances allow us to do pretty much whatever we want to.
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My eyes glazed over thru all this but this 100+ million would be divided for nick's parents and their siblings right? And then further divided for nick and his siblings? Of which he only has one other sister?
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Rekieta, rich boy in college and spent it playing video games and had girls, his future wife specifically, thinking he was gay 
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Unless the divvying up is percentages based on the number of children. Would explain why Nick had so many when he seems to dislike being a parent so much.
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You think he resents his parent's siblings? For existing and cutting up his inheritance? Wouldn't be surprised tbh
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Hasn’t he talked about how much he hated relatives coming over for events? Probably because when he looks at them he just sees the dollar amount of the share they hold over their head like a Sims character.You think he resents his parent's siblings? For existing and cutting up his inheritance? Wouldn't be surprised tbh
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I get the impression that they don't really tolerate it but can't do anything other than give him the cold shoulder. When he was still doing his trad larp during the Weeb Wars days, you'd hear him mention taking the kids to visit grandparents much more or being at family gatherings. Since he spiraled out of control you never hear him mention his family unless it's passive aggressive. I think they might actually cut him off, or put him in a discretionary trust if he isn't already in one.
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>"I was impoverished!"
Oh damn, what was that like, Nick?
>"I had to budget in college!"
AWWWW, POOR BABBY BOY HAD TO MAKE SURE HIS MONEY SPENDING ALIGNED WITH HIS FINANCIAL RESOURCES, AWWW POOR THING!!
What a fucking loser. People goof on DSP for being stuck on Level 1 but Nick here literally cannot live life unless it's some perma-tutorial with God Mode enabled.