Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

How long will Chibi's Japan Adventure Last?

  • He's never coming back.

    Votes: 35 12.2%
  • 1 year

    Votes: 26 9.0%
  • 6 months

    Votes: 29 10.1%
  • 3 months

    Votes: 37 12.8%
  • 1 month

    Votes: 14 4.9%
  • The job is a scam.

    Votes: 147 51.0%

  • Total voters
    288
  • Poll closed .
To be fair, if I saw an Asian guy roaming the Texan streets in a cowboy hat and blue jeans while going "yeehaw partner-sama" I think I'd laugh so hard I'd end up inadvertently respecting him
A japanese man who comes to Texas to live out his dream of being a cowboy is a lot more heartwarming then Chibi’s dream of being a foreign anime sex pest. I think the people of Texas would find it funny and let the dude ride horses and feed cows. Or whatever they do there.
 
probably not much worse than chibi's current life but still.
Doesn't he currently live in Detroit?


A japanese man who comes to Texas to live out his dream of being a cowboy is a lot more heartwarming then Chibi’s dream of being a foreign anime sex pest. I think the people of Texas would find it funny and let the dude ride horses and feed cows. Or whatever they do there.
Howdy, my name is Rawhide Kobayashi. I’m a 27 year old Japanese Japamerican (western culture fan for you foreigners). I brand and wrangle cattle on my ranch, and spend my days perfecting the craft and enjoying superior American passtimes. (Barbeque, Rodeo, Fireworks)

I train with my branding iron every day, this superior weapon can permanently leave my ranch embled on a cattle’s hide because it is white-hot, and is vastly superior to any other method of livestock marking. I earned my branding license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak English fluently, both Texas and Oklahoma dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about American history and their cowboy code, which I follow 100%.

When I get my American visa, I am moving to Dallas to work in an oil field to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a cattle wrangler for the Double Cross Ranch or an oil rig operator for Exxon-Mobil!

I own several cowboy hats, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to America, so I can fit in easier. I rebel against my elders and seniors and speak English as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond. Wish me luck in America!
 
A japanese man who comes to Texas to live out his dream of being a cowboy is a lot more heartwarming then Chibi’s dream of being a foreign anime sex pest. I think the people of Texas would find it funny and let the dude ride horses and feed cows. Or whatever they do there.
Meet Yuki Nakamura the Tokyo Cowboy and beloved set designer for Joe Bob Briggs show.
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A japanese man who comes to Texas to live out his dream of being a cowboy is a lot more heartwarming then Chibi’s dream of being a foreign anime sex pest. I think the people of Texas would find it funny and let the dude ride horses and feed cows. Or whatever they do there.
I mean, even if he's a little misguided or ignorant, the Japanese man's primary reason for leaving a small island country with one of the most hellish work cultures in the world to come to America is respectable at a base level. Anybody who sees the brutal circumstances set up for them in their home nation and says "no, I don't want to wageslave myself to death. I want to do something greater and build a legacy I can be proud of" deserves some respect even if his idea of "the American dream" is mostly guided by Hollywood/the media. Compare that to Chibi, who wants to leave America and go to Japan so he can become a schoolteacher and play IRL Meet N' Fuck with a bunch of 16 year olds. Unless you're Vito Gesualdi, that's not a respectable desire in any way. It's perverted, predatory, and unspeakably disgusting.

Also, if you've ever been to Texas, you'll know that walking around in the heart of Dallas with a cowboy hat and leather boots really isn't that far off from what everybody else is wearing. It's much more socially acceptable than walking around Shibuya in a fucking anime video game cosplay.
 
It's such irony that no longer than a few months ago, Chibi was sperging about how stupid he was for being caught in such a mess for sending nudes to a catfish... and now we're back to square one again ... *sigh*

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To be fair to Mr. White, I don't remember him posting his cock or cum in this most recent catfishing. He never said he wouldn't fuck an underaged pussy with Joker's cock. He merely said he wouldn't send a nude.
 
To be fair to Mr. White, I don't remember him posting his cock or cum in this most recent catfishing. He never said he wouldn't fuck an underaged pussy with Joker's cock. He merely said he wouldn't send a nude.
Actually, in the logs you can see right as his ERP comes to a climax (literally) that he sent and then later unsent a message. I choose to believe he sent a cum picture there which wasn’t saved in time by the catfish before he got post-nut regret and deleted it. We can never really know for sure, though.
 
What Chibi really needs to do is remember his one true and honest dream.
become a speed runner and streamer!.

You can do it this time for sure, start a new discord channel, come back to twitter, start streaming. you will succeed this time!
That would probably be more fun to watch then him fucking around in Japan. Guy becomes an insufferable fart huffer whenever the notion of Japan is mentioned
 
To be fair to Mr. White, I don't remember him posting his cock or cum in this most recent catfishing. He never said he wouldn't fuck an underaged pussy with Joker's cock. He merely said he wouldn't send a nude.
We're gonna need to call up James Cameron and send him down the Marianas Trench if we want to set the bar any lower than this.
It would be like some foreigner showing up in Dallas dressed like a caricature of a cowboy.
I think that's too soft a comparison for what Chibi is doing. It's more like a Japanese guy scotch-taping his eyes open and walking into arrivals at LAX saying 'Howdy, Johnny! How about that Mickey Mouse baseball?' then firing a gun into the ceiling.
 
That's an interesting way to say 'cum'.

Jesus Christ, I still can't believe he did that. The only times I've heard people doing something like this was from the Goon Clown leaks and those people are absolutely batshit insane.
 
We're gonna need to call up James Cameron and send him down the Marianas Trench if we want to set the bar any lower than this.

I think that's too soft a comparison for what Chibi is doing. It's more like a Japanese guy scotch-taping his eyes open and walking into arrivals at LAX saying 'Howdy, Johnny! How about that Mickey Mouse baseball?' then firing a gun into the ceiling.

No I'm talking a "caricature" of a cowboy. I mean wearing an outfit like this:

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Or getting cosplayed up like this based on some cowboy from a cartoon:

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Wearing a cowboy hat and boots isn't the problem. COSPLAYING as one is. Remember he was cosplaying as a video game character in Shibuya. Nobody does this. The Japanese people would have seen him as a freak.

If Chibi went to Shibuya in a school outfit that looked like a normal school outfit, didn't look crazy and wasn't trying to cosplay as some character it would have still been retarded but not as retarded. It's the idea of going there specifically to cosplay as Joker that was the issue. It would be like him showing up in Japan wearing a kimono and insisting that he has to wear it everywhere. There's nothing wrong with wearing a kimono. It's just those tend to be reserved for special occasions.
 
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