Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams - Fat, Rapidly Declining Divorced "Nice Guy" Middle-Aged Youtuber, Former Edgy Porn Blogger, lied about having cancer and being molested. Cohost of fake drama show "Lolcow Live (LCL)". Just WILL NOT die.

TroonFiringSquad said:
Send Boogie's corpse to Gaza, I heard they need some food. That should last them a while.
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Or the IDF could airdrop him. Those in Gaza won't need to worry about food anymore.
After all, it's well known that the USAAF dropped boogie on Nagasaki. The USAAF was being literal when they codenamed the weapon, "Fat Man"
 
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YaBoi said:
What if the new roommate is living there to look after both Boogie and Chad? Seeing as Boogie has hinted a few times that Chad is an invalid now.
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That's some real swallowing a spider to eat the fly shit. Now I'm picturing a conga line of fat bastards "looking after each other" (wiping ass) like some sort of voluntary human centipede.
 
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TroonFiringSquad said:
Send Boogie's corpse to Gaza, I heard they need some food. That should last them a while.
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Food and the carcass would be large enough to provide some shelter from the elements.

I still can't believe DDP himself stayed with Boogie and offered services for free. Yet this fat selfish blob, post surgery, has fattened back up to 420+
 
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Boogie can't just go get a haircut. Gotta ask his audience
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Receding hairline looking good
 
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Lugubrious said:
Boogie can't just go get a haircut. Gotta ask his audience
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Not sure why he bothers asking these questions because 99.9% of the time his decision has already been made regardless of the responses. It also makes him look like a bitch when he defers to his audience to ask for advice for basic essentials like getting a haircut. What are you? A child? Do you need your parents to make the call whether you need a haircut or not?

I also like how he's now posting daily on Instagram. Boogie, locking your Twitter only to post daily on a platform you hardly posted on previously defeats the purpose of locking your Twitter. Everything that he posts on Instagram automatically cross-posts to his Facebook profile.

EDIT: He also wrote a long story on his Facebook detailing the events between him and Flaming Star. I like how he starts it off with his usual bullshit. "Now that he's in jail, I guess I can tell the story". Yeah Boogie, as if you didn't know he'd be released days later, attention whore:

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Imagine being Steven "Boogie2988" Williams and saying this:

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YaBoi said:
Not sure why he bothers asking these questions because 99.9% of the time his decision has already been made regardless of the responses. It also makes him look like a bitch when he defers to his audience to ask for advice for basic essentials like getting a haircut. What are you? A child? Do you need your parents to make the call whether you need a haircut or not?
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Gotta disagree. He knows exactly what he's doing and that is building parasocial relationships. People giving him gibs because they think they have a connection with him is pretty much the only hope he has of maintaining a steady income as he ages. He certainly is aware of what he's doing here.
 
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Lugubrious said:
Now that you pointed me to his Facebook it's hilarious watching how little traction he gets on there.

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Here is Dez1, can't fill her profile with enough, selfies with her new man. They look genuinely happy unlike Boogie and Dez2.

Also boogs stopped all of a sudden posting dez2 photos... 👀
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She's all gums with her smile but she is still leagues better looking than Dezi 2.0 imo.

And she worked (until he made her stop), had a life outside of him with friends, had a personality, had her own interests, wiped his fat ass, cared for him after WLS, wrote the more decent Francis skits, and actually loved him.

What a fumble, Steven.
 
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I'm actually dying laughing here, the water access lid would have 'at best sent him to the hospital' and 'would've killed him at worst' if it had made contact with him after being thrown through a window. This is too fucking funny, this guy is so histrionic it's unreal. Besides that, he's just lying more, dramatizing things for pity from strangers who don't know any better.

What happened to the blackout curtains on the window, Steven? Does he think Ryan could have thrown the cover so hard that it phased through the shade and hit him, maybe it broke the sound barrier and burned a hole through it? They would protect him from both the lid and any broken glass from the impact, shit it probably kept all the glass localized under the window.

His PC setup faces away from said window, so he would have had to literally be standing right next to it for it to make contact with him in the first place. How often do you think Boogie just goes and stands next to the window with the shade pulled, my guess is literally never. The biggest danger would have been stepping on broken glass after the fact, but this fucking drama queen is talking about being murdered by access lid. Realistically the worst case scenario would have been some glass in his foot if he being retarded and barefoot around it, or maybe in a bizarro-land where he spends his time standing immediately front of drawn blackout curtains a bruise. My god, wings was so right when he said Boogie has bitch in his blood. 100% pure bitch-made.
 
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So, bogiesister, place your bets.
What is this fat fucking sped gonna lie about this time? What can't he SPeAk AboUt?
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And lol at him playing hard ass w the "I should have buried him that day".
Fucking LMAO eve.

Edit: oh, its because what @Fredp123488 wrote. Lmao even harder, the fat bitch is scared of frank still lololol
 
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Shakespeare said:
I don't think that we should trust Boogie on what's going on with Chad. Boogie lies constantly about everything so he's obviously not to be taken at face value. Especially not when the whole thing makes him look like a saint.

I have three theories about Chad: 1. He's already paying rent, but it's in Magic cards or McDonald's or something else retarded that Boogie is too embarrassed to admit to. 2. Chad's already paying rent in cash, but Boogie has lied about letting him live rent for so long he can't back out of it. 3. Chads' living situation is part of some sort of welfare scam.
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I really do think Chad gets to live in boogies house rent free as long as he cleans it, does dishes, cares for the dogs, etc. Because boogie is too fat to do basic housekeeping.
And for some reason this is what boogie decides he's embarrased to admit and is avoiding mentioning. He's all about being disabled and fat but still responsibl until it comes time to admit that he's literally too lazy to do household chores.

I'm serious too, imagine boogie bending over to clean up a mess on the floor (laundry, toys, food/wrappers, junk, etc.), his grubby hands could only pick up a couple things at a time, and he would have to fight 400 pounds just to stand back upright.. now imagine doing that multiple times in a row, each with a walk to the trash can in between, that's one small mess cleaned or activity put away, and one years worth of exercise for boogie.
I'm not defending him and his woe is me disability shit, but I genuinely think he would struggle to stand up for over an hour let alone keep his house clean, clean up after himself, and care for 2 dogs and more.
It's kind of a good deal I guess, Chad gets a place to live and all he has to do is take care of it, which he would have to do if it were his own house anyways. Boogie gets a free maid and doesn't have to clean up dog shit and his daily pile of Mcdonalds meal wrappers. But that sounds kinda pathetic to admit on camera, even for boogie.
 
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