Orbiter Twitter Geek / Kyle Coleman / iHujan123 / Hujan's Highlights / Hujanikabolokov - Ralph's top clipper, (potential) future Killstream cohost, alleged wife beater, British bisexual swinger, impotent Internet Tough Guy, wannabe e-celeb, Elaine Miller white-knight, commentary community reject

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Harmless Hujan is back to doing what he does best: nothing! :sighduck:
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Even the people in whatever server this is think he's a complete joke :story:
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And apparently Hujan deleted this post immediately after making it. PUSSY!
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Still not a Killstream cohost btw
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Who the fuck is this Cynthia anyway? She sounds like a non-entity, which if she is…just makes him sound like more of a scummy loser.

I assume he thinks if he continues to ape Ralph’s behavior that he’ll get the Killstream second chair in no time. Too bad Ethan is too xannie’d out to want someone to cohost while he quietly watches CNN and occasionally has TTS rap music playing.
 
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Just found out that the thread was covered by small commentator MiltownsBest, a streamer that has history with Hujan and is apparently working on a documentary / retrospective on a now-defunct(?) pro-SalvoPancakes group called the "Dove Cult" that Hujan was previously associated with:

A couple interesting tidbits I heard in the video:
  • Hujan has a well-known penchant for white-knighting and subsequently creeping on women (as in, it isn't just Elaine!), and
  • Hujan claimed that he made a lot of money running Minecraft servers
The Minecraft server claim is especially intriguing to hear, as the amateur MC server scene circa 2014-2017 (and maybe even later) was notorious for being full of doxing, ddosing, hacking, scamming, and all kinds of fun stuff, and hearing that Harmless Hujan might have been involved with a space that turbulent? With his BPD propensity for flying off the handle and threatening people? And we're only hearing about it from an ex-friend's private correspondence with him? Methinks there might be something there worth investigating... 🤔
 
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Just found out that the thread was covered by small commentator MiltownsBest, a streamer that has history with Hujan and is apparently working on a documentary / retrospective on a now-defunct(?) pro-SalvoPancakes group called the "Dove Cult" that Hujan was previously associated with:

A couple interesting tidbits I heard in the video:
  • Hujan has a well-known penchant for white-knighting and subsequently creeping on women (as in, it isn't just Elaine!), and
  • Hujan claimed that he made a lot of money running Minecraft servers
The Minecraft server claim is especially intriguing to hear, as the amateur MC server scene circa 2014-2017 (and maybe even later) was notorious for being full of doxing, ddosing, hacking, scamming, and all kinds of fun stuff, and hearing that Harmless Hujan might have been involved with a space that turbulent? With his BPD propensity for flying off the handle and threatening people? And we're only hearing about it from an ex-friend's private correspondence with him? Methinks there might be something there worth investigating... 🤔
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"the sektor... a very secretive group of individuals..."
 
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"the sektor... a very secretive group of individuals..."
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The hacker known as Sektur
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MiltownsBest, a streamer that has history with Hujan and is apparently working on a documentary / retrospective on a now-defunct(?) pro-SalvoPancakes group called the "Dove Cult"
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A trailer for the above-mentioned docu-series has been put out by MiltownsBest, and Hujan is not happy about it:
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(https://archive.fo/JabtW)

The deleted comment Miltown is referring to is likely this:
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(https://ghostarchive.org/archive/ap0yS)
(couldn't find an actual webpage archive of the comment)

According to the teaser (as I understand it), the Dove Cult seems to be a Discord group of sycophantic autists that formed around SalvoPancakes, Edwin's Generation, and Edwin's cohost Dove, seemingly in the aftermath of Salvo's firing from the Keemstar Show and the scandal of Salvo cheating on his wife by engaging in a threesome with Edwin and Edwin's girlfriend.

From what I've heard, Hujan was part of this Discord group (or at least heavily associated with them), and was/is a big Salvo white-knight. With the knowledge of Salvo's M/M/F threesome with Edwin, I shouldn't have to explain why it's hilarious that Hujan took Salvo's side of this CC beef :story:
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(Salvo left, Edwin right)

But on the darker side, Edwin is confirmed to have been sexting minors when he was in his mid-20's. While I prefer to not link Kinochet or GNN as a source (as he's well-known to lie whenever it suits him), the original source for the claims has since deleted their video, Kinochet made many original archives of the relevant tweets, and his Twitter thread about the topic is a good directory for said archive links (with necessary context):
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So needless to say, as autistic as that trailer for the Dove Cult documentary appears to be, I'd keep my eyes peeled for when it gets dropped, because it looks like it might contain some bombshells.
Also I am astonished SalvoPancakes hasn't gotten a thread yet.
 
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Quadruple post, but the IhujanWatch1234 account has posted more of the back-and-forth between Hujan and his ex-wife:
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(https://ghostarchive.org/archive/FC8cc)

They also updated their pfp to a new Hujan IRL:
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And there's also this :cryblood:
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(https://ghostarchive.org/archive/aT7Uj)
>[Hujan had a] harry potter marathon esex session with SSense synced sex toys with [Abby Blackbird]

Is there no end to this lunacy? :stress:
 
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HAHAHAHAHAHA

Cog leaked discord DMs from Kyle showing he tried to kiss the Pajeet ring before flip flopping to gunt guarding. This fucking loser has zero conviction and I bet this thread will see many leaks from former Kyle e-daddies in the future

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From one unemployed dole twat to another:
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So Kyle Coleman is a fake ass nigga who pretends to be friendly with people only to turn on them later.
 
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When will people learn your private messages with Robo-Nonce will be leaked?
 
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Kyle loves to attack Mister Metokur ("Jim"), but he himself is a card-carrying member of the Sweety Squad in his four star hat
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Holy shit, Jim really is an autism magnet.
Well, it's his own money that he wasted on buying that hat, so, way to go. He sure showed that mean old cancer man what for.
 
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Seems we've hit phase 2 folks. Phase 1 was of course "tee hee I don't care", now phase 2, Battle with Alogs, where notable figures in da sektur start covering and trolling him, flanked by loyal fanboys and paypigs. Now we look forward to phase 3, Downward Spiral. Phase 4 will be of course, Blame the KiwiFarms.
 
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