Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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Musashi's Son said:
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Wait Keffals is a hypocrite? Imagine my shock!
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Many such examples of Queen Clara the eunuch findom offering abuse of others for money as a base instinct.

Poppy/Zena made videos defending the KefFAILure over some drama the eunuch got into. Way to WANT to bite the hand that feeds you Clara.

Just give in Clara.....you know you want to. Give in to your believe that you are a magical special transbian who the world needs to make a video about your very special thoughts. Make the video. Make that video so other very, very special magical transbians look upon your works ye mighty and despair.

We can use the laughs over the drop in supporters and your brains drug addled take. Make the video so the majority of the viewers can laugh at your hot, hot, hot take.
 
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SaidNoOneEver said:
Are those figures in USD or Canadabucks? Either way $2k/mo before taxes/fees is still basically poverty-level in today's world especially living in Europe.
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It's still more than what they'd get from benefits. If I recall they were on CPP disability benefits prior to going full time and that pays just over $1k a month.
My point was more that Keffals still has a job that is still paying out a monthly paycheck of a reasonable amount when we've not even seen a video in 2 months now, and at the rate the Patreon is decreasing this could go on another 3-4 months before being a major issue.

Also you're forgetting EFNO, the fiance who also has an income coming in, bills being split between the 2.
EFNO has 312 "sub points". Which if you work out how much 1 sub point costs that works out to $1413 (before Twitch takes their cut).
They're not rolling in money but they're also not on the brink of being destitute by any means, which Keffals seemed to make it sound like when describing their extended holiday.
Musashi's Son said:
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Wait Keffals is a hypocrite? Imagine my shock!
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Isabelle in the chat, haven't seen that person since about May 2023, was that mod and one of the early editors for the edited Youtube content, disappeared randomly but I'd imagine they didn't like the shift in content.

So I'd imagine this screenshot is actually from April/May 2023, which is basically right when the Lily Orchard molestation thing first came out, so this was probably Keffals reacting to brand new allegations, which actually makes it scummier :story:
 
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Could be the Youth Mobility Visa. If you're under 30 and Canadian (or Australian, or Japanese, or Korean, or Icelandic...) you can just go live and work in the UK for 2 years.
He probably is going to struggle getting a visa through marriage, as the threshold is gradually going up to £38,700 and "The visa applicant’s employment income can only be considered if they are already working in the UK legally and are switching to a partner visa or extending one previously granted." Patreon counts as income but probably doesn't count as employment, so I'd assume it'd be on the fiancé to earn over £38k (median salary in Northern Ireland is only £32k).
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I thought Keffals was ~30 years old, would this render it invalid? Either way this is really fishy and I am guessing there is a violation of some extent. It would be funny if Keffals got deported. There is no way that whatever they're doing is legal.
 
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Sweeter and Savoury said:
Lucas has become so lame and so boring that even us, the uber ebil Tranny killing Kiwi Farms have mostly stopped paying attention to him. With Lucas's thread falling farther and farther down the page every day.

Fuck man, not even Lucas's haters are paying him much heed. That's gota sting something fierce.
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It's calm before the storm on the muta doc. That;s the real problem he is facing. the audience that muta has is bigger than all others and iwll get some almost national attention to em. This is why he had a "panic attack over the kiwifarms misinfo" or whatever it was that he put out.
 
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Sweeter and Savoury said:
Lucas has become so lame and so boring that even us, the uber ebil Tranny killing Kiwi Farms have mostly stopped paying attention to him. With Lucas's thread falling farther and farther down the page every day.

Fuck man, not even Lucas's haters are paying him much heed. That's gota sting something fierce.
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@PointOfNoReturnPoint , is right. This stupid child abusing pedo is preemptively hiding waiting for the the latest Mutahar documentary dust to clear. The gutless scam artist couldn't even handle the 15 min Willy Mac video and he's already in hiding before the Mutahar video even has an official release date. Stupid cocksucker can take all the time he wants as far as I'm concerned, just makes him look more and more guilty and the Patreon/YT money keeps dwindling as the parents who actually own he CC's paying for those super-chats and Patreon dollars are asking their stupid loser troon kids what the fuck this "Patreon" thing on the CC statements is.


I can't wait to compile a list of all the "journalist" producers and editors who promoted the story of a "harmless tranny just minding his own biz who would never dream of sexually abusing the kids, who was targeting by the mean cyberbullies". I think people should remind them they really shouldn't be calling themselves "journalists" if they don't even have the balls to publish a retraction the victim of the story was actually the villain the whole time. It's not going to be hard at all to find the names of all the producers and editors associated with the Keffals story and publish their names as activists larping as journalists. Every couple of years don't we get the exact same shit? "The Duke Lacrosse case", the Rolling stone "rape on campus" case "Emma -Mattress girl- Sulkawitz" bullshit, the Covington Catholic School DC incident. Activists pretending to be journalists jump on a story so offensive and interesting they don't even bother letting things like facts and truth get in the way of a good story. These people are the scum of the earth and if it weren't for them getting successfully sued for the millions they'd never even have to answer for the bullshit they print/publish pretending to be actually be news.

Lucas will hide as long as it takes, hes just like the cockroach in a kitchen then the lights turn on. The longer he hides the less likely he'll ever make a comeback to making a drama channel that's run buy a literal dickless coward of a man who couldn't even handle the drama he stirs up himself. The day someone uploads the video of him driving Uber eats or mixing drinks at the local Starbucks I'm taking the day off work I'll be throwing a party. I hope Mutahar takes his time and gets all the details right the lazy faggots calling themselves "journalists" didn't even bother to look into.
 
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Kind of amazing that Lucas has been completely radio silent for over a week. Here's the last thing he posted in the Catboy Ranch btw:

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He didn't follow up on that, so I don't know what it means. Some hare-brained scheme to sell shares of the Discord server (obviously against the terms of service)? I guess someone told him privately to go to bed and sleep it off.
 
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ThKind of amazing that Lucas has been completely radio silent for over a week. Here's the last thing he posted in the Catboy Ranch btw:

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He didn't follow up on that, so I don't know what it means. Some hare-brained scheme to sell shares of the Discord server (obviously against the terms of service)? I guess someone told him privately to go to bed and sleep it off.
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This is a little capitalist ain't it Lucas? Funny how it works.
 
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Kind of amazing that Lucas has been completely radio silent for over a week. .....
guess someone told him privately to go to bed and sleep it off.
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I'd bet on Elf-no! Assuming Clara faces findomination by the Canadian taxing authority over the $100K of money the desire to not be forced back to Canada is high. Elf-no! should have laid down the law - my place, my rules and the new rules are get help/off the substance abuse cycle or you are outta here.

Facing fines/payment and asking oneself "If EFNO gives me the Elf-no! and tosses me to the curb who's gonna want me in their life as what KF/x/other places say is true I am an ass." Clara should work to keep an actual relationship and out of the findomming taxman.


*waves to the therapist who has read this thread*
Hopefully you reading all 3600+ pages gave you some insight into Clara and do note how the very site/thread of "haters" volume of posts drops WAY off at times. This is due to the nature of 'social media' where you saying/doing stupid shit on the Internet creates people pointing out Clara's oh so many flaws. Logging off is the only demonstrated way to have people on the Internet not talk about you.,
 
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I'd bet on Elf-no! Assuming Clara faces findomination by the Canadian taxing authority over the $100K of money the desire to not be forced back to Canada is high. Elf-no! should have laid down the law - my place, my rules and the new rules are get help/off the substance abuse cycle or you are outta here.

Facing fines/payment and asking oneself "If EFNO gives me the Elf-no! and tosses me to the curb who's gonna want me in their life as what KF/x/other places say is true I am an ass." Clara should work to keep an actual relationship and out of the findomming taxman.


*waves to the therapist who has read this thread*
Hopefully you reading all 3600+ pages gave you some insight into Clara and do note how the very site/thread of "haters" volume of posts drops WAY off at times. This is due to the nature of 'social media' where you saying/doing stupid shit on the Internet creates people pointing out Clara's oh so many flaws. Logging off is the only demonstrated way to have people on the Internet not talk about you.,
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GoFundMe's are considered cash gifts and cash gifts are not taxable in Canada.
 
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I said this in the Mamamax thread, but I’ll say it here since it’s more on topic than whatever the fuck was going on over there. I’ve been in the CBR discord for 3 months, and I am really perplexed as to why no one has specifically tried to also go in the server and document the things occurring on there. It’s very easy to access, and while it is under a paywall, it’s only like 1 dollar for the troon. So I guess are there two Catboy Ranch servers, and is that why the public one isn’t as documented or talked about?
 
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LifeIsCancerYourCancer said:
I said this in the Mamamax thread, but I’ll say it here since it’s more on topic than whatever the fuck was going on over there. I’ve been in the CBR discord for 3 months, and I am really perplexed as to why no one has specifically tried to also go in the server and document the things occurring on there. It’s very easy to access, and while it is under a paywall, it’s only like 1 dollar for the troon. So I guess are there two Catboy Ranch servers, and is that why the public one isn’t as documented or talked about?
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Be my guest. Every now and then someone will post something particularly interesting but it's kind of few and far between. It's also possible someone is just sitting on a bunch of shit and doesn't want to leak anything until they get something good. Who knows?

I think the real reason is that Lucas is a boring asshole and the only time he manages to be particularly entertaining is when he goes and spergs out in public like a dumbass.
 
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Be my guest. Every now and then someone will post something particularly interesting but it's kind of few and far between. It's also possible someone is just sitting on a bunch of shit and doesn't want to leak anything until they get something good. Who knows?

I think the real reason is that Lucas is a boring asshole and the only time he manages to be particularly entertaining is when he goes and spergs out in public like a dumbass.
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I see. Should I just be my typical autistic self, and just screenshot random shit I find interesting in that server, and post here? Or would that piss people off. I’m just thinking well if no one else will do it why not I try.
 
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LifeIsCancerYourCancer said:
I said this in the Mamamax thread, but I’ll say it here since it’s more on topic than whatever the fuck was going on over there. I’ve been in the CBR discord for 3 months, and I am really perplexed as to why no one has specifically tried to also go in the server and document the things occurring on there. It’s very easy to access, and while it is under a paywall, it’s only like 1 dollar for the troon. So I guess are there two Catboy Ranch servers, and is that why the public one isn’t as documented or talked about?
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No one is stopping you from joining the server and documenting it yourself. Also people have joined the server and took screenshots. It's just a bunch of faggot troons kissing Keffals' ass.
 
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I see. Should I just be my typical autistic self, and just screenshot random shit I find interesting in that server, and post here? Or would that piss people off. I’m just thinking well if no one else will do it why not I try.
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Knock yourself out, I have no sympathy for discord chats and people that don't know to not say things in private that they don't want public.
 
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