Warner Brothers acquires the rights to movie about Yasuke the black "samurai" - We wuz samurai and sheeit

[Lucille Bluth]

The niggers are desperate to to have their "place" in Japanese folklore and this is just another sign of current year degenerate faggotry.

The Japs will never claim that dude or give a fuck about him. They don't even give a shit about their neighbours or the minority of Koreans that live in their country.

On a tangent, but did you guys know that back in the 1500s, an enslaved Ethiopian was sent to India and supposedly became a military leader and governor of a Southern Indian sultanate? I didn't either until randomly encountering this fact and you'll never see Pajeets cream their pants to make Bollywood movies about that dude.

The fact of the matter is, darkies have never been on the radars of Westerners or Easterners. It's only now that they're forcing us in the West to act like they've made everything there is in every culture. Because negros made everything.

All around the world, people don't give a fuck about niggers and nigger-esque peoples. Americans think it's hard for Michelle Obama? Well about the Pajeets not acknowledging the North Sentinel Island tribe, who are literally as dark as Ethiopians. In Southeast Asia, the Negritos (literally meaning "Little Black Person") are largely marginalized; Filipinos don't give a fuck about them. Even the Melanesians (which means "Black"/Dark Islanders) do not get treated the same as Polynesians b/c they're dark dark.

 

[Alexander Thaut]

how do you "buy" the rights to something in public domain?

 

[Tablet County]

Nigger monkey samurai holds his sword sideways.

This is the most boomer-tier nigger joke I've ever seen. Go back to racism school and get your GED (Get Evicted Dago) in racial slurs before trying to step to the university-educated jigaboo jailers.

 

[Armor of God]

This is the most boomer-tier nigger joke I've ever seen. Go back to racism school and get your GED (Get Evicted Dago) in racial slurs before trying to step to the university-educated jigaboo jailers.

Quiet nigger. Humans are talking here.

 

[Tablet County]

Quiet nigger. Humans are talking here.

I bet you're Italian.

 

[Lazy Printer]

Motherfuckers can't even fix 2000 year old bridges in 2024, but they wuz samurai and sheeit.

Never heard of this, where is it?

how do you "buy" the rights to something in public domain?

I was asking the same thing, perhaps they are going to adapt from somewhere.

 

[Tablet County]

I was asking the same thing, perhaps they are going to adapt from somewhere.

There was that netflix anime. I wonder if we've finally reached the point where netflix anime will now be receiving netflix adaptations.

 

[LikeAStone 2.0]

Ghost of Fentshima

 

[Armor of God]

They have such an inflated ego they think they can just lay claim to anything and everything. They discovered everything, invented everything, created everything, and are the apex of our species. Other races only exist to provide them with lighter-skinned sex slaves which they prefer over their own women. They won't stop until they've negrified everything.

As my favorite painter once famously said, "Gradually, I began to hate them".

 

[Caesare]

I wouldn't be surprised if he served as a warrior at the very least. I mean we're talking about the only tall man in a nation of manlets who have never seen black people before. Imagine you're a Japanese peasant who's been conscripted by your lord to fight and a big nigga comes charging at you.

Regardless of whether or not Nobunaga granted Yasuke samurai status or if he was just some kind of glorified bodyguard/house nigger, I can say with utmost certainty that this movie will probably suck dick.

We don't know if he was tall. He could have been shorter than they were.

 

[Tablet County]

We don't know if he was tall. He could have been shorter than they were.

Nonsense. We all know asians are lollipop-guild sized and basketball humans are all the height of Optimus Prime. Except for the women, who trade height for width.

 

[Caesare]

Except for the women, who trade height for width.

Hmmm. Fair enough.

 

[Named User]

No mention of Afro Samurai?

 

[I'm Retarded?]

So what? Blacks have been believing whatever stupid bullshit they want since before I was born. There are those who believe vikings were black for fuck's sake. Black supremacists believe white people were invented by a black man with a cartoonishly giant brain. I really, genuinely don't think it matters.

basically this. all this blackwashing bullshit will be hastily swept under the rug the second it falls out of vogue, because nobody but a handful of the cringiest motherfuckers on earth, like fuckin, Ibram X Kendi and retards like that, actually deeply believe any of it. for the rest of the pigeon brains, it's just a flattering fantasy (if you're a coastal lib) or some incomprehensible bullshit the coastal libs talk about sometimes (if you're not)

 

[RollerGator]

This is the most boomer-tier nigger joke I've ever seen. Go back to racism school and get your GED (Get Evicted Dago) in racial slurs before trying to step to the university-educated jigaboo jailers.

I have my massas in racism.

Get it. Like a slave master. Because niggers are slaves.

 

[Tablet County]

I have my massas in racism.

Get it. Like a slave master. Because niggers are slaves.

You're not supposed to EXPLAIN THE JOKE REEEEEEEE

 

[Lazy Printer]

No mention of Afro Samurai?

Afro samurai is too good for current pedowood, i hope that they never dare to touch it.

 

[Tablet County]

Afro samurai is too good for current pedowood, i hope that they never dare to touch it.

The prime time to have a live-action Afro Samurai is long gone anyway. Sam Jackson's way too old.

 

[xXx: State of the Union]

You know, like 13 years ago I wouldn't have given a shit.

I'd not give a shit today if it was done like a blaxploitation film.

 

[Hatoful Dandy]

I'm surprised someone hasn't complained why he has a Japanese 'slave name' but I guess nobody bothered to document his real one for the 3 or so years he was in Japan...