Trainwreck The Empathic Nutritionist / Empathic Mamahood / Robyn Grogitsky-Ramirez / Luna Elva Ramirez / Glenn Ramirez / Atlas Glenn Standford Ramirez - Eyefucking Sociopath Selfie Addict Mother and Closeted Gymrat Pothead Father who use Instagram to Parade their Homemade Homunculus Tard Baby Created by their Refusal to Follow any Medical Oversights

Will Robyn actually go back to see the neurosurgeon in California?

  • Yes

    Votes: 26 12.2%
  • No

    Votes: 107 50.2%
  • Luna will die before the planned trip date

    Votes: 80 37.6%

  • Total voters
    213
  • Poll closed .
Birth de Souliel bathroom has been prepared.
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What. The. Fuck.
 
Woo birth women are fucking weird. I get wanting it to be as peaceful as possible, and lying about how you can make it magical and euphoric could help alleviate a lot of anxiety. But the reality? that childbirth is hard, and unpredictable, and fucking dangerous. You lose your mind towards the end and are quite busy puking/feeling like you’re dying lol. Once everything peaked my brain stopped and I can’t remember much prior to epidural.. For normal births with no complications all the breathing advice might prove useful, but anything over 10 hours it feels redundant. I guess it’s another thing for shitty women to boast about though.

Please let baby be healthy and uninjured.
 
Is she saying that she's going to set up her pool in that bathroom? Surely she doesn't mean she's going to be giving birth in that bathtub. I don't think ROBYN would fit in that tub at this point, much less have room to shoot out a baby (or two, if fears are correct).
Wasn't she going on about birthing swings not too long ago? I thought she was swapping the pool for the swing, which is somehow an even worse choice than the pool.
 
Wasn't she going on about birthing swings not too long ago? I thought she was swapping the pool for the swing, which is somehow an even worse choice than the pool.
I'm assuming that's what the hook on the ceiling is for, though it would be hilarious awful if it broke mid-delivery and she piledrivers the baby with her full body weight
 
I'm assuming that's what the hook on the ceiling is for, though it would be hilarious awful if it broke mid-delivery and she piledrivers the baby with her full body weight
Yeah that's what I thought the hook was for too, and damn that ceiling will be straining with Robyn sitting in that swing.

It's even worse when you remember this is going to be more unassisted than the previous births, so if that swing breaks its all up to Glen to save the day.

God speed Globyn spawn.
 
Yeah obviously if Robyn hasn't learned by now and is having another home birth in her late 30s, she'll never learn. I was thinking more of her family. Would their marriage collapse or would gym brah just grow even more distant? What about reactions from her nurse mom? I'd kill to hear what her extended family thinks of another home birth.
Also, if she had two home birth disaster babies it would take a lot more explanation and obfuscation on social media than just having one spud.
I hope we never find out. God, she's so stupid.

Is she definitely in her late 30's?
 
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Sorry for the double post. But this was a jumpscare straight from a horror movie. The silence. The immediate, overwhelming senses of dread and foreboding. I hope this isn’t the moment people point to later as the beginning of the next tragedy.

Definitely Blair Witch vibes from when the camera cuts to the guy in the corner.
 
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