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Woo birth women are fucking weird. I get wanting it to be as peaceful as possible, and lying about how you can make it magical and euphoric could help alleviate a lot of anxiety. But the reality? that childbirth is hard, and unpredictable, and fucking dangerous. You lose your mind towards the end and are quite busy puking/feeling like you’re dying lol. Once everything peaked my brain stopped and I can’t remember much prior to epidural.. For normal births with no complications all the breathing advice might prove useful, but anything over 10 hours it feels redundant. I guess it’s another thing for shitty women to boast about though.
Wasn't she going on about birthing swings not too long ago? I thought she was swapping the pool for the swing, which is somehow an even worse choice than the pool.Is she saying that she's going to set up her pool in that bathroom? Surely she doesn't mean she's going to be giving birth in that bathtub. I don't think ROBYN would fit in that tub at this point, much less have room to shoot out a baby (or two, if fears are correct).
I'm assuming that's what the hook on the ceiling is for, though it would beWasn't she going on about birthing swings not too long ago? I thought she was swapping the pool for the swing, which is somehow an even worse choice than the pool.
Yeah that's what I thought the hook was for too, and damn that ceiling will be straining with Robyn sitting in that swing.I'm assuming that's what the hook on the ceiling is for, though it would behilariousawful if it broke mid-delivery and she piledrivers the baby with her full body weight
FTFYGod speed ceiling hook
Yeah obviously if Robyn hasn't learned by now and is having another home birth in her late 30s, she'll never learn. I was thinking more of her family. Would their marriage collapse or would gym brah just grow even more distant? What about reactions from her nurse mom? I'd kill to hear what her extended family thinks of another home birth.
Also, if she had two home birth disaster babies it would take a lot more explanation and obfuscation on social media than just having one spud.
I hope we never find out. God, she's so stupid.
god speed, little baby.
Is she definitely in her late 30's?
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Sorry for the double post. But this was a jumpscare straight from a horror movie. The silence. The immediate, overwhelming senses of dread and foreboding. I hope this isn’t the moment people point to later as the beginning of the next tragedy.