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Soup Sammiches said:
I vaguely remember something about AGP. I'm going by my poor memory so maybe someone else knows for sure.
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I think he was memeing about it. It's become very common over the past year/year and a half on tranny Twitter to meme about AGP, as part of the greater adoption of /tttt/ and HSTS lingo like "serving cunt" and "dolls". The hugboxy egg_irl/traa memes are beginning to feel dated (as is the case with most Tumblrite stuff) as society has been peaking after Liar Thomas, Xitter stopped being a hugbox, and these troons have been trooning out for long enough that they're now feeling malaise about their decisions. It could also be that they're trying to appear "true trans"/"based trans" both because they know that society has run out of goodwill for them and because they need to tell themselves they're "actually trans" and not just a heckin' valid tucute. I think that for Kevin, he doesn't want to appear dated on tranny Twitter (even though he is since the Tranch is no more and his only laurel is a 2017 tweet) and he wants to tell himself that the ambody wasn't a mistake.
 
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Kevin forehead update:
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This time, the forehead isn't the whole story. Look at his head, it's rectangular.
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It's so big, so orc-ish, so male, and so old-looking. If I didn't know he was under 40 I wouldn't believe it. HRT is magic y'all.
 
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White-Kettle Shufflepunk said:
It’s always a bit weird when Kevin goes from presenting himself as a walking collection of increasingly abstract fetishes to seething about AGP. Most of the time he’s going on about how sexually exciting he finds the Cartoon Network fall schedule, but on this one subject he acts like a church lady being asked if she’s into piss play.
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AGP isn't a fetish-- it's a transphobic lie birthed by a cis-het white man and born aloft by the smoke of Nazi book burning rallies and the voices of the TERVN-- so Kevvie is correctly upset about it.

All troons seem to have the ability to operate within a pervert-provocateur mindset while maintaining moral authority. I think it's because transness excuses and legitimizes everything they do and unites it as self actualization (if that's the right term). The phrase "unapologetically trans" is unintentionally perfect.

Watching Kevin air out every revolting thought that manages to congeal in his synaptic cesspool is pretty hilarious no matter what form it takes. Fully inhabiting his blithe bimbo mode and breezing past the seething cis or going into his high-dudgeon-in-the-sex-dungeon routine over some perceived micro aggression about his piss fetish. Egg cracking trans elder, Big Girl voice bellower, neurotic public aid recipient: at all times Kevin is unapologetically trans with a certain flair the other troons just can't match.
kazuhiro said:
Kevin has been toyposting.
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His thick neck, scowl, and cleft chin give him an especially brutish look here. Nice angle though, almost makes me forget that I'm looking at lumbering 6 foot plus goon-troon. :tomgirl:

Seeing Kevvie's collection is always gross because it's such a perfect expression of his greedy, dirty, childish nature but it's so interesting. How much of it did he loose in the move from the Tranch?
 
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Poonocchio said:
Holy shit I can't believe he thought this was a good photo of himself to post to the public. Wow. I think that's the most obviously male looking I've seen him/a lot of troons.
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Remember: he has comically large, uneven boobs under that Minecraft head, too.
 
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CoolFool said:
but I'd watch lots of True Crime documentaries and stuff. At least for me, it made me feel like I had a sense of control. For women, the fear of being kidnapped, raped, and killed is always in the back of our minds, and watching those documentaries felt like learning "secrets" on how to avoid having those awful crimes happening to you. It makes you feel like you can catch the signs of a predator or potential bad situation before it's too late, unlike those unlucky victims.
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This is exactly why I like it too, for that fleeting feeling of control or feeling like you can predict certain things about people based on their psychology. I don't like the speculative communities that think they can solve cold-case murders because it often tips into dragging uninvolved people into it, but a good Forensic Files episode just feels like "problems can be solved, and never tell anyone how much your life insurance is worth."

Maybe women are more likely to be parasocial than paraphilic, which are both maladaptive but take different routes in getting too involved in stories or images, respectively. Just a thought.

Back to Kevin: He wants FFS. His face will probably need to be dynamited to look feminine.
 
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Stupid Sexy Flanders said:
It'd certainly have to include the Websleuths / Sherri Papini drama in addition to the obsession some people have over "Angel Babies" (ie murdered children like Jon-Benet that they like to create horrible photoshop art over) :thinking:
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Sherri Papini is a personal cow.


Look up "Baby Ember" if you want a 10/10 ride.

"Baby Olive" is also 10/10 but the more lurid parts did not make the papers. Like people bum-rushing the coroner's in order to lay hands on the kid.
 
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KiwiFuzz2 said:
Sherri Papini is a personal cow.
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Papini was funny because she ended up epitomising what a lot of the Websleuths crew thought - that middle aged white women get kidnapped for trafficking purposes. So all discussions pointing against Papini's story was aggressively banned until... it wasn't. Then they just stopped and never acknowledged they were wrong. They still go on with people like Amy Bradley (who likely just fell off a cruise ship).

White middle-aged women must be trafficked at all costs apparently.

Sorry I went on a tangent.
 
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Damn beat me to this, I was amazed at all the commodity production for exchange. When Kevin's historically guaranteed victory comes (unlike him, he doesn't have sex) we're just going to throw all this in a hole we've made him dig. Although maybe we'll keep it and put it in a museum as a horrifying warning about capitalism.
 
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S.C.U.D. said:
Kevin forehead update:
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We have reached the point where we can now feasibly play Hon Noughts and Crosses, my sides are orbiting Jupiter as I speak.

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Kevin continues to deliver just by existing, I hope his amhole never goes septic so I can have hours of endless entertainment forever just by reading his horrendous takes :story:
 
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