Oh my fuck man this is just too funny, this braindead fucking goof still doesn't get it. He can get unB&'d instantly all he has to do is say the truth, that he is sorry for real(And will never do ONE THING AGAIN nor SAY ONE THING AGAIN((that he constantly says all the fucking time)) he just needs to do TWO THINGS). But no BMJ puts Niggers&Jeets to shame when it comes to logic, clearly the man that has no idea how to gamba. Claiming his MLG gamba stratz are the best in the world, is a 420 IQ individual, thats why he is emailing stakes&kick clips of everyone on the platform who has called someone a faggot or said worse/more racist/hateful shit.
Kick&Stake is literally trying to teach BMJ a lesson on logic and humility, and what is this stupid nigger doing? THATS RIGHT ONEMOREONEMOREONEMOREFUCKBRODOUBLEDOUBLEONEMOREONEMOREFUCKINGBULLSHITONEMOREONEMOREFUCKITALLIN ITS GONE I LOST IT ALL BROS ITS ALL GONE IM SUCH A FUCKING LOSER BROS. Yup our beloved retard is doubling down on his retardation, instead of going WHOA WAIT A SECOND THIS IS THIS IS REALITY!!1!111!! I'm sorry Kick&Stake for constantly saying your service is completely rigged and garbage. I am completely sorry I let my emotions completely take over and I start threatening to kill myself and or harm myself. This is not something I should be throwing out their like its nothing. I completely understand why I was given the 30 day ban, after racking up two lesser bans for the very samething in the span of 30 days. I am going to seek up to learn how to control my emotions and I understand threating self-harm&suicide is completely moronic&selfish. These actions destory lives harm people ruin families and friendships, I shouldn't be saying things like this because I lost. Threatening to harm myself or start hitting myself on stream in hopes people pity me and give me more donations. This is completely stupid on my part, you should have given my a 30 day ban instead of the 7 day ban when I started punching myself in the head. I am letting my emotions completely get the better of me and am saying very strong words&actions, as if its nothing. I am being a child a selfish stupid child thank you for giving me this reality check kick&stakes. I should be very happy I am given the opportunity to get paid a massive amount of money doing nothing. But sitting on my ass GAMBING with insanely long hardcore seshes of 1-7 mins 5-18 times a day. While 99.9999999999999% of western society is forced to work jobs they most likely do not like or enjoy with long hours. While you have given me the wonderful opportunity to get paid a massively insane amount of money doing the only thing I love in life my true passion and calling the thing that makes me wake up in the morning. Inane cretinous gamba seshs where I bet 10-30% of my total capital with 35:65 in coin flips or 1:12 to 3X my bet in kino, I am even more happy that stakes gives me better odds as a streamer with the average being 30% better. I am happy stakes overrides their gamba system and rig's the game for me with crazy wins streaks. turning 23$ into 8k in the span of 10mins only for me to lose it all, intensenly on stream bringing in massive viewers and youtube clip videos. As I refuse to put a cent away or use basic gamba logic instead betting massive amounts and doubling it up on a losing streak which causes stakes system to reset the odds to further the losing streak which makes me go all in. Meaning in the span of 40-90 seconds I lose it all going ONEMOREONEMOREISWEARONEMOREDOUBLEONEMORENOOODOUBLEDOUBLEITONEMORE clicking bets from anywhere to 2-7 bets a second.
I am in the wrong I am very very sorry for making kick&stakes look very bad, as I have said I am working on controlling my emotions and have entered a community help center for indaviduals that have the same problem as me. Threatening suicide and self-harm is selfish I am so sorry it has taken so long for me to realize this, it was only after speaking to my discord community. When X amount of people told me about their suicide attempts and the problems it led to afterwords and all their hardships from it. It is beyond wrong for me to do this I have a problem controlling my emotions, its my medication that enlightens said problem, said medication constatnly makes me say and do things without realizing what I have done. I am going to speak to my doctor about switching medications(meth instead of crack I am white I should not be smoking crack I should be smoking meth) or lowering the dosage or maybe switch to a medication that calms me down instead (fent).
Please do not ban me for 30 days I have learned my lesson, and do not want to lose this wonderful opportunity. That you kick&stakes have given me, I am not a social person and live in a small town, I do not understand how the real world works please understand the culture here is very different what I do is the norm here I do not mean to offend or cause harm. The fact you are allowing me to live out my life with my greatest passion and make a living from it, its its its the most wonderful thing to ever happen in my life. I don't want to lose it it means everything to do, this whole ordeal is so surreal to me it doesn't seem real and I take it for granted not realizing what I am doing.
Please only keep me banned for just a few days, I promise I will never cause drama threatening to harm myself, speak of suicide, hit myself on stream or enable any sort of violence towards ones being. I promise I will try to keep my emotions in check and not constantly claim stakes is rigged for you to lose. Even tho I am given much much higher odds than everyone else and also have stakes staff enter my GAMBASESHS entering in sick wins and loses for streaming content enabling people to think THIS COULD BE ME I CAN WIN 5$ TO 18k IN LESS THAN A HALF HOUR IF BOSSMANJACK CAN GAMBA SO POORLY AND WIN CLEARLY I CAN DO BETTER BY USING LOGIC AND MONEY MANAGMENT!.
I am so sorry for my selfish and moronic outbursts I fully promise I am telling the truth and will never do this again. Please unban me within 72 hours, I fully do promise I will never do any of the above again nor will I ever speak bad or threaten any of my fellow kick streamers. If you were to unban me and I break this promise I ask that you would instantly termanate my kick&stakes contracts banning me forever from both platforms, meaning I will never be able to earn money from home doing my passion in life. This is how serious I am about this apology, I am so sorry for my selfish outbursts and stupidity making the kick platform look at if its only allowing morons who can say and do anything twitch would never allow. Or constantly cry how stakes is rigged and you are always stealing my money, when yes in reality stakes is rigged, its rigged by giving me better odds as a streamer. And I only lose it all because I do not know anything about money management or anything to do with gambling theory. I just go with the flow AND WIN BIG BECAUSE QUITERS GET NOWHERE AND ONLY VERMIN RATS STEAL&SKUTTLE AWAY!!! The only one to blame for this is myself, something I find it very hard to do ITS A CULTURAL THING EVERYONE HERE DOES THIS!!
I hope you read this email and understand how sorry I am and how honest and serious I am about you instantly revoking my contracts if I am lying about being a changed man. I swear on my mother&fathers(soon to be) graves I will not make kick or stakes look bad ever again
Yours truly BOSSMANJACK GAMBA EMPEROR
As you can clearly see with my long ass autistic post I wrote because I'm bored as fuck, if bossmanjack was not a stupid nigger with an IQ that makes most Jeets&Abbos&Niggers look like SARRS Isaac Newton. He would realize that this is reality ever action has a reaction kick&stake has let him get away with so much, yet he keeps fucking up and pushing the bounderies. While people have to work jobs they hate BMJ is able to get paid BANK gambling and streaming. A gift from the gods being banned repeatedly should be a wake up call, if I don't stop threatening to hurt myself hitting myself on stream and saying bad things constantly about the companies that pay me. They will take all this money away and I wont be able to pay my debts or ever get a high from gamba again as anything less than a 500$ kino/dice hit doesn't get me high. I can still scream about losing and how it sucks and how I can win it big and take all my money back from stakes. I just cant say its rigged hitmyself or threaten suicide if people do not donate after I lost it all for the 19th time that day when its only noon.
ITS THAT SIMPLE YET BMJ IS SO RETARDED HE IS DOUBLING DOWN ON HIS RETARDATION ITS EVERYONE ELSES FAULT ITS ABOUT CALLING SOMEONE A FAGGOT. Its all kick&stakes fault and its ESPCIALLY THE FUCKING RATS FAULT. I can do no wrong I'm bossmanfuckingjack the gamba king its because of me stake rakes in thousands of new players every week I'm one of the largest streamers on kick I'm making the site as popular as twitch THEY OWE ME MORE THEY STEAL EVERYTHING FROM ME ITS NEVER ENOUGHT FOR THEM I WILL GET IT ALL BACK AND THEN SOME. NO ONE CARES OR LISTENS THEY ONLY TAKE TAKE TAKE HAHA LETS HURT BMJ ITS FUNNY! I AM SO SUCCESSFUL FAMOUS AND ONE OF THE GREATEST MODERN GAMBALAS YET ALL THESE PEOPLE CAN DO IS TRY AND DESTORY THIS FOR ME ALL FOR A LAUGH!!! ITS EVERYONE ELSES FAULT IM FUCKING BOSSMANJACK KICK&STAKE OWES ME SO GOD DAMN MUCH HOW DARE THEY BAN ME THEY FEAR ME AND MY POWER!
/massive autistic retarded walll of text *hits crack pipe for the 24th time while writting this post* kick&stakes is trying to teach BMJ a lesson and yet the retard refuses doubles down on stupidity and doesn't realize he's about to lose it all for being a fucking loser retard. But like for real for real otehr platforms might even ban him if stakes does not wanting to deal with the drama he brings. Yet none of this is real its everyone elses fault not his.