Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Quandale Octavius Dingle said:

Probably an unpopular opinion here, but I'm neutral on reportfags brigading his channel. He'll just move to "doin' his thaaang" on Facebook streams of a few people (all being clip/highlight channels) and the paypigs will have less avenues to throw money at him. There's never been a real shortage of content even in his other temp bans. The worst has come from Methica showing him that after 10 years you can turn off put a post-it note on the webcam and mute the stream. Now we don't get to see or hear him make an ass of himself in front of delivery drivers or his dad.

Cobra and DSP really have the best troll artists, both physical and musical.
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Can we get a pink triangle over here?
 
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Al Dente Alighieri said:
Without any sort of extensive display of that behaviour, I don’t think we can be sure that it’s normal, but I think you’re right that growing resentment is the cause for sometimes exacerbating her mental freak outs and responding that way.
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Caretaker burnout is a bitch (won't PL, but I unfortunately have experience), and I honestly can't wait to see how it manifests for Cobes after a few more months (minimum) due to his ODD insistence on keeping NAL around.

Hennimore said:
I honestly believe that Josh enjoys having a batshit insane girlfriend because it's the one time in his life where he has felt more put together than someone else. Finally Josh is the adult in a relationship. You can see this before her first trip where Josh broke up with her. He made that video calling her "honey" like he was scalding a child. "You're 40 still living with your parents honey."
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 Especially if part of the reason he's keeping her around if because of reasons like this. Sure, it feels good to his ego in the short term, but sooner or later it'll start grating on him and his patience/acceptance will start to wear thin (as it would for anyone); and I hope we see more of Cobes' simultaneously becoming more and more passive aggressive/sarcastic while trying to "grey rock method" her like he was in her most recent visit when he just wanted to cook/watch family guy/sleep. Because he sure as hell won't get rid of her, that would be letting the troles win.

Once cobes starts biting back (regularly) during her mood swings/spirals, the real BPDemon (the one that WANTS a fight) will come out, trust and believe.
 
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Westfalia said:
Trying to immerse myself into the cobraverse, so newcomer here.
That being said, shouldn't NAL have her own thread at this point? I've been seeing crossovers with her for over a year now iirc
Maybe I'm too influenced by how every retard in the sektur gets a thread
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I don't know too much about her pre-cobra history, but IMO, she's just not that interesting. Don't get me wrong, the insanity and problems she's brought into Josh's life have definitely been notable, but those have been from her being your average sloppy BDP whore, and not because of any trait or behavior specific to her. There are very few blind bi-sexual retards with an attitude like CoolTaste or transient schizophrenic sexual degenerates like Warlord, but there are plenty of middle aged sloppy BPD burnout whores like methica.
 
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The featured content is fake news, they are still a couple. Cobra doordashed her ice cream, coconut water, an energy drink and wet cat food

Grandma NALferatu got herself a gothic sugar daddy.
 
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Ogier said:
To clear it all up for those who need to lurk moar: part of Cobes’ sense of humor is the poop thing. Look at his YT shorts. Even if he was a scatman, he wouldn’t even fit his own definition of a sicko. NAL isn’t leaving soon, bad feature. Now, to the real topic. Is Clint a bad father?
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Of course he's a bad father. There's clips like the 90 year old father in court over speeding or driving without a license or something and he told him how he was taking his 70 year old son to the doctors for his cancer treatments or something.


Clint just gave up on Josh and is fine with his actual retarded son dying or being a abuse victim cuz "he's grown he's his own man"
 
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Irregardless said:
There are very few blind bi-sexual retards with an attitude like CoolTaste or transient schizophrenic sexual degenerates like Warlord, but there are plenty of middle aged sloppy BPD burnout whores like methica.
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Cobra really does have some great side-characters
 
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KEKleon said:
The problem with NAL content is she does these long ass streams doing fuck all, spending 4 hours prepping a cauliflower gratin dish and still saying next to nothing. There were a couple moments it looked like things would bring an ounce of content and then she just goes back to nothing. Her streams are a slog and I salute those who actually go through them in their entirety. Literally she is just streaming herself sleeping rn in a pitch black room and I'd rather be waterboarded than watch another one of her full livestreams.
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i have tried to watch her streams but they are just awful its like she just streams because she has some paranoid thought in the back of her head that someone is gonna try to kill her so she needs to record at all times to ensure this does not happen. but as a result she also ends up recording herself being a lunatic.

it could also be that she has such a strong desire for attention that she streams because she loves the feeling of knowing at least one person is looking at her and she can just check her phone at any time an get a quick hit of dopamine from that. i can only imagine what her internet bill would like if she did not have an unlimited data plan.
anliteralidiot said:
NAL is supposed to take it to an animal rescue tomorrow, but given she's going to fucking court for not vaccinating her 6 cats, I don't know... Feline AIDs and rabies are real dangers, and they're preventable with shots. With peace and love, it makes me MATI to learn she hasn't gotten them vaccinated.
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NAL would be the type of person to have a bird while living with cats. that being said she is exactly the type of person you do not want having animals. with her outbursts i can only imagine how scared and stressed out any animal she owns would be.
Halo Cipher said:
I'm curious about NALs past and if this is a case of nature versus nurture. What the fuck happened?
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her history seems to point towards a mix of her parents not doing much and NAL just being a lunatic. going by her drunken ramblings and what we do know about her there does seem to be a point in her life where she may not have been the best person in the world but she was not nearly as bad as she is now.

my theory is that whatever mental illness she has is one of the ones that gets worse as you age or drink or do drugs. given how big a fan of smoking weed and drinking she is i would not be surprised if she was just your average party girl type for most of her life and that combined with her very obvious mental illness just fucked her up.

it would make sense why she likes cobes since he is the closest she can get to that same lifestyle in her current state. as far as her parents are concerned its hard to tell how much they did or tried to do to help her. they allow her to live in their house but that might be for some other reason we do not know about and not because they actually care about her.

we know her dad is tired of her shit but again it could be he is finally just tired of putting up with her or he could be the root of all her issues. its hard to know for sure.

but overall NAL is just a mess of a person who will almost 100 percent either fully lose their mind or die on accident while taking a bath.
 
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Is it bad form to talk about NALs family? I think she has a brother who is a concert pianist. They kind of look the same.
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If it is indeed him, they are complete opposites, he's pretty good. NALs ears are strange, they look like that 'pinning' surgery that you get if you have ears like this guy.

If they are indeed related, NAL is like Einsteins retarded brother.

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e. Can anyone tell me why all the fucking photographs from soldiers in WW1 have these kinds of ears, and people don't now? It's been bugging me for over a decade.

e2. Yeah, she totally had them pinned. She spent her money on her ears and her brother bought a nice grand piano.
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