Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[BPD Gunt Rider]

As a long time DSP detractor, I'd be just fine replacing Philip with Josh in a main forum slot. I would argue that Cobes has become the Top Lolcow as of 2024. There's plenty of lore and characters to make a good amount of threads on Josh.

 

[Molly Millions]

im giving this whole being broken up thing about a week or so. NAL will just pull cobes back in and demand he cut all contact with courtney since she sees her as competition. it will be interesting to see how things play out because of his ODD cobes might not take being told not to do something very well. wendys pussy or not NAL has to choose her words carefully or she might just annoy cobes so much that he stops talking to her.

She's drunkenly ranting about how much she loves him right now

 

[Quandale Octavius Dingle]

There is so much gold in his old Facebook posts. This is on his public account his parents and grandparents can see btw.

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Been posting shit like this for over 10 years and people are still worried he'll be banned off there.

Ending the coof is MDWU btw utoobz.
I should have saved it from the Trannit page, but I know there was one that made me wheeze laugh of him proclaiming "Hey everyone. I just had sex. That's all." (presumably with Stephanie or Summer, I forget the time frame) on his public page and the only responce being from Clint asking "Did we really need to know that Josh?"

 

[AnOminous]

It's rad. Cobes music is rad. Retarded. And awful. But rad.

The only way he could be better is by going black metal instead of goth.

 

[ChromaQuack]

Probably because they thought it was funny and your forum rules aren't real outside of this website.

Want to know about a thing that isn't real? the King Cobra Subreddits.

 

[Buffalo Chicken Sandwich]

The only way he could be better is by going black metal instead of goth.

He had a Burzum t shirt that he wore a ton back in the good ol day, but I'm almost certain he's never listened to any. In fact, if he ever learned about Varg I bet we have a video responce saying "FUCK THIS NAZI SICKO DOOD!"

 

[Todd Weiss]

One thing not mentioned yet about the toilet humor is that Cobes had his pay for play era a few years back, which included many fart vids. Iirc, it started with some stupid weens, then Cobes owned the troles by actually making fart vids for cold hard cash. He did it all for alcohol money. It was during the long dark dry spell. The Gothic Bad Boy had no money, no love, no Wendy’s smell, and too many troles. He made do, toobz. He may or may not have a fixation, but he definitely made trolls pay for his alcohol. Cobes cope or weens tryin’ hard, perhaps both. It was a detail in the long, convoluted, story of the Boglim.

Poot gang represent.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

He had a Burzum t shirt that he wore a ton back in the good ol day, but I'm almost certain he's never listened to any. In fact, if he ever learned about Varg I bet we have a video responce saying "FUCK THIS NAZI SICKO DOOD!"

Doubt he'd call Varg a Nazi he'd more likely say he was a sicko for Cobes murdering Euronymous

 

[Kool_Aid_Jerry]

The single line of text in the bog witch crying video chat, of cobes explaining why he wasn't giving her attention, with the reason that he was "working on some music" is high art.

Baconators and Bingo Wings EP coming this summer.

 

[Orkeosaurus]

Generated this AI song about Cobes slaying sickos and it's actually weirdly listenable tmdwu

 

[Pitckus]

Cobes murdering Euronymous

The mental image I had of that made me laugh really hard

 

[whogoesthere]

Cobes murdering Euronymous

So Varg was innocent, it was the BogLord all along!

Keep in mind when wondering which Burzum album he liked, he is a casual fan of Cradle of Filth (not even the better earlier albums pre midian, just the shit ones).

 

[Pascal's Wagie]

Cobra and DSP really have the best troll artists, both physical and musical.

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[Bogliacci]

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It's amazing how close to reality this is lmfao

 

[Jobama]

This really good animation got posted on the subreddit before it got deleted. Fortunately, the guy who made it posted it to YouTube. Figured I’d post it here because I haven’t seen it here yet.

It reminds me a lot of Cboyardee’s Dilbert videos.

 

[Slim Boglim]

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man that’s so fucking good unreal

 

[anliteralidiot]

This really good animation got posted on the subreddit before it got deleted. Fortunately, the guy who made it posted it to YouTube. Figured I’d post it here because I haven’t seen it here yet.

It reminds me a lot of Cboyardee’s Dilbert videos.

oh yeah, it's based on PilotRedSun's Grinch's Ultimatum

 

[AnOminous]

Doubt he'd call Varg a Nazi he'd more likely say he was a sicko for Cobes murdering Euronymous

Varg did nothing wrong. Euronymous had it coming.

Keep in mind when wondering which Burzum album he liked, he is a casual fan of Cradle of Filth (not even the better earlier albums pre midian, just the shit ones).

If he actually did listen to them at all, he's probably a casual like me and it's Filosofem, which is unironically actually a solid album.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

NAL is live and doing tweaker dances with a bong.

 

[Ogier]

To clear it all up for those who need to lurk moar: part of Cobes’ sense of humor is the poop thing. Look at his YT shorts. Even if he was a scatman, he wouldn’t even fit his own definition of a sicko. NAL isn’t leaving soon, bad feature. Now, to the real topic. Is Clint a bad father?