Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Slim Boglim]

Ehhh I dunno man maybe he doesn’t have a poop fetish but like I said before he was following a fart fetish tiktok account and actively said the fake gothie video of a goth chick farting was sexy. He also came up with multiple weird fantasies about popping with women. Remember when he gave an example of toxic masculinity about a man and his girlfriend having a fart competition and the girlfriend lets out a much better fart than the man and, not to be outdone by a mere woman, the man really forces an epic fart but accidentally shits himself?

 

[Bogliacci]

I know we've all seen horrifying things on this website, but I think Cobes just has a very juvenile sense of humor. I think his poop/fart jokes are just that, dumb jokes and not an obsession or sexual thing.

Maybe, but there have been times when he's lusted over farting women. Such as when someone told him some fart fetish vid was a vid of GothicDee

 

[fentanyl tester]

I know we've all seen horrifying things on this website, but I think Cobes just has a very juvenile sense of humor. I think his poop/fart jokes are just that, dumb jokes and not an obsession or sexual thing.

Counterpoint: Josh popping a boner to Dee's farts https://youtu.be/3KB2d58aNEA?si=kOCd57ygvXsszva9&t=159

 

[Manifest_Destiny]

Ehhh I dunno man maybe he doesn’t have a poop fetish but like I said before he was following a fart fetish tiktok account and actively said the fake gothie video of a goth chick farting was sexy. He also came up with multiple weird fantasies about popping with women. Remember when he gave an example of toxic masculinity about a man and his girlfriend having a fart competition and the girlfriend lets out a much better fart than the man and, not to be outdone by a mere woman, the man really forces an epic fart but accidentally shits himself?

Didn't he say that if a girl has a bf who pees in the shower, they should either fart on them or poop on them? I forget which it is, but either could be true with this dude.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Biffed it
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We aren't all born knowing when the thread will go to the next page, trole. But I digress.

Ehhh I dunno man maybe he doesn’t have a poop fetish but like I said before he was following a fart fetish tiktok account and actively said the fake gothie video of a goth chick farting was sexy. He also came up with multiple weird fantasies about popping with women. Remember when he gave an example of toxic masculinity about a man and his girlfriend having a fart competition and the girlfriend lets out a much better fart than the man and, not to be outdone by a mere woman, the man really forces an epic fart but accidentally shits himself?

Just listen to the lyrics of WAF. I never thought I'd hear "consensual sex" and "Taco Bell" in the same line.

 

[Maldron the Assassin]

1. Reddit literally doesn’t exist anymore so I don’t know what you’re talking about us going there

2. We don’t sit there and decide “oh today I’m gonna browse Reddit a get upset”. Usually something happens with cobra that tips us off to check it out and see what they’re doing to fuck with him.

3. We’re not two sides of the same coin. We dislike Reddit not because of what they posted but because of their actions. We enjoy cobras content. They actively try to ruin it. They just now got him banned from YouTube for two weeks. I was enjoying his crab cooking videos yesterday and wanted to see hiw it turned out and for him to eat them but fuck me I guess right?

5. It’s like if some seething vegan came over and smacked a hotdog out of my hand because “meat is murder” and after I get mad at them because I wanted to eat my fucking hotdog you sit there like “You’re both mad! You’re literally the same!”

6. You’re a gay retard

That's funny, what's funnier to me is that you're the exact person I had in mind when I posted that. Friendly reminder on every page of this forum: "Be civil. Don't get angry over Lolcows. If you need to tell people you're better than someone, you're probably not." But okay. You said it doesn't exist anymore, it's not a problem. Let's see.

 

[vanta pilled]

I know we've all seen horrifying things on this website, but I think Cobes just has a very juvenile sense of humor. I think his poop/fart jokes are just that, dumb jokes and not an obsession or sexual thing.

I'm going to agree with this. Remember that clip of him laughing hysterically while watching family guy? He can only understand low-brow humor.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

There is so much gold in his old Facebook posts. This is on his public account his parents and grandparents can see btw.

Spoiler

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Didn't he show off the green spandex underwear on FB too?

 

[anliteralidiot]

I'm going to agree with this. Remember that clip of him laughing hysterically while watching family guy? He can only understand low-brow humor.

Yeah, and to be fair, this:

Remember when he baby talked his toilet to eat his poopies so it’d grow up big and strong like all the other toilets?

That's very Family Guy-esque humor.

 

[hector85]

What the fuck is up with NALs dolphin noises it's such a recurring thing

she should glom onto acerthorn if this thing with jawshee doesn't work out. imagine the beautiful music they'd create between his turkey noises and her dolphin noises.

 

[Slim Boglim]

That's funny, what's funnier to me is that you're the exact person I had in mind when I posted that. Friendly reminder on every page of this forum: "Be civil. Don't get angry over Lolcows. If you need to tell people you're better than someone, you're probably not." But okay. You said it doesn't exist anymore, it's not a problem. Let's see.

Yeah, you’re right I apologize the last bit doesn’t add any value to any discussion. The point I’m trying to make is that the reason why we don’t like them and dox them and all that is because they are ruining our good time. We like to watch and discuss cobra and they make it a point to do things that make it hard to do that.

That’s why we frequently discuss them here, because it’s relevant. We’re not just complaining about them for the sake of it. Last night we weren’t discussing them, we were laughing and having a good time watching him ruin crab legs. Then they went and got him banned so he couldn’t post anymore of the content we were enjoying and instead he posted content that was discussing his ban and the people who did it. We’re not derailing the thread like people seem to think because it’s literally on topic.

had they not done that we’d probably be joking around about crab legs still. People get annoyed we derail the thread to discuss alogs but what else are we supposed to discuss? They just made it so that there’s nothing new to discuss. “How come you guys are talking about redditors and alogs again?” Cause they just killed the content we were discussing and potentially any future content to discuss two weeks and we’re pissed off about it?

>Cobra uploading videos about crab legs
>kiwis joking about crab legs
>cobra stops uploading, posts a video about how he’s banned from posting for two weeks
>kiwis are mad and annoyed at people who reported him and killed the content
>”how come you guys are still seething about Reddit alogs and derailing the thread?!”
??? Because it’s relevant?

And no I don’t believe their sub getting shut down will make things better if anything it has potential to make it even worse.

 

[ASeabear8952]

Cobra for sure has more going on than DSP and Chris Chan and they both have their own subforum. Cobra has arguably become the most popular lolcow these days so giving him a subforum seems like a given. Having separate threads for NAL, Cobra alogs, back ups of reddit memes, or general speculation threads and whatnot like the other subforums would be very nice.

I’d be all for a subforum. I know I’m repeating the same thing others have been saying but ever since the bogwitch came into the picture interest in Cobes has reached a new high, with the Gorl World people starting to follow him and all. Not to mention the civil war going on between the a-logs in the subreddits (and the deletion upon deletion of copycats). Hell the Reddit A-logs thread in the PG was meant to talk about a-logs of all different cows but 99% of it has just been Cobes.

@Null thoughts?

 

[Manifest_Destiny]

For me, the Reddit provided something, another avenue of interaction from M'lord and his orbiters. Clint posted there, his sister allegedly posted there, Josh would actually read it and see people talking about him. It was a constant entity he fought against. I don't see him coming to kiwifarms, ever, or any of his family. Which is a shame, it added some unpredictability to it all.

 

[Cane Skretteburg]

I don't see him coming to kiwifarms, ever, or any of his family. Which is a shame, it added some unpredictability to it all.

Cobes getting on the forum is not out of the cards. People who frequent this thread seem cool and not antagonistic. It’s got to be better than dealing with Reddit losers.

 

[Tetragrammaton]

My sides are in orbit

Jessica is tard sobbing about Courtney while a frantic Cobra calls
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im giving this whole being broken up thing about a week or so. NAL will just pull cobes back in and demand he cut all contact with courtney since she sees her as competition. it will be interesting to see how things play out because of his ODD cobes might not take being told not to do something very well. wendys pussy or not NAL has to choose her words carefully or she might just annoy cobes so much that he stops talking to her.

 

[3MMA]

Ehhh I dunno man maybe he doesn’t have a poop fetish but like I said before he was following a fart fetish tiktok account and actively said the fake gothie video of a goth chick farting was sexy. He also came up with multiple weird fantasies about popping with women. Remember when he gave an example of toxic masculinity about a man and his girlfriend having a fart competition and the girlfriend lets out a much better fart than the man and, not to be outdone by a mere woman, the man really forces an epic fart but accidentally shits himself?

One thing not mentioned yet about the toilet humor is that Cobes had his pay for play era a few years back, which included many fart vids. Iirc, it started with some stupid weens, then Cobes owned the troles by actually making fart vids for cold hard cash. He did it all for alcohol money. It was during the long dark dry spell. The Gothic Bad Boy had no money, no love, no Wendy’s smell, and too many troles. He made do, toobz. He may or may not have a fixation, but he definitely made trolls pay for his alcohol. Cobes cope or weens tryin’ hard, perhaps both. It was a detail in the long, convoluted, story of the Boglim.

 

[bonified retard]

drink combo

Dank crab legs update: he ordered a pizza from taco john's

 

[Ocean's 9/11]

Predicting that Cobes gets sick of her after about another week or 2, then does a full 180 and swears off relationships entirely from the combined mental anguish of having to restart his quest and the absolute lunacy she's subjected him to.

Intentional dryspell arc coming in nicely toobz.

 

[AfghanBlue]

The single line of text in the bog witch crying video chat, of cobes explaining why he wasn't giving her attention, with the reason that he was "working on some music" is high art.

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]