All men are secretly gay

Men, masturbation is gay because you’re touching a penis in hopes of arousal
This is the true and honest reason

Men may say they love pussy but even if they get pussy, they STILL masturbate frequently. Touching a penis to make it coom. Yes it's their own penis, but it's still a penis and they are a man making it coom. That's gay. Nigga you gay!
 
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If all men are gay it makes you wonder why nature didn't just stick with asexual replication.

In high school one of the guys in my friend group was a bit too obsessed with dick jokes. The rest of us wondered if there was something deeper going on with him. We also wondered if there was a female version of that, and we did meet a girl who was a bit too obsessed with vaginas. She later came out as bi, so that was something.
 
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Extremely gay
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Men don’t apply “the wall is undefeated” logic to their fellow men because they find men more attractive than women. Therefore, men are gay
Jambled was like: "yo lemme bait the misogynists with this cougar article", then the people dunked on that mummified ho that dates 25s in her 50s (I shudder at the thought of what such an encounter would look like). And then Jambled was like "OMFG check this new hottake my brain came up with about male homosexuality, lemme bump that 2023 thread, my niggas!"
What's undefeated, dear ladies, is menopause and biology.
Sorry that you got a peculiar set of physiological characteristics that we males don't share.
Sperm around, lads!
 
Jambled was like: "yo lemme bait the misogynists with this cougar article", then the people dunked on that mummified ho that dates 25s in her 50s (I shudder at the thought of what such an encounter would look like). And then Jambled was like "OMFG check this new hottake my brain came up with about male homosexuality, lemme bump that 2023 thread, my niggas!"
What's undefeated, dear ladies, is menopause and biology.
Sorry that you got a peculiar set of physiological characteristics that we males don't share.
Sperm around, lads!
I'm a wait until I'm 60 years old. Then I'll start looking for a wife.

...but not in the US, obviously. 😜
 
Men don’t apply “the wall is undefeated” logic to their fellow men because they find men more attractive than women. Therefore, men are gay
>bumping your own dead bait thread
Shamefur.
But naw, you are right in a way. Men do love joking about raping each other, not because they're gay but because it's inherently funny for a man to be lowered to the position of a woman.
Lol, could you imagine?
 
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Jambled was like: "yo lemme bait the misogynists with this cougar article", then the people dunked on that mummified ho that dates 25s in her 50s (I shudder at the thought of what such an encounter would look like). And then Jambled was like "OMFG check this new hottake my brain came up with about male homosexuality, lemme bump that 2023 thread, my niggas!"
What's undefeated, dear ladies, is menopause and biology.
Sorry that you got a peculiar set of physiological characteristics that we males don't share.
Sperm around, lads!

Some men develop depression, loss of sex drive, erectile dysfunction, and other physical and emotional symptoms when they reach their late 40s to early 50s.

Other symptoms common in men this age are:

mood swings and irritability
loss of muscle mass and reduced ability to exercise
fat redistribution, such as developing a large belly or "man boobs" (gynaecomastia)
a general lack of enthusiasm or energy
difficulty sleeping (insomnia) or increased tiredness
poor concentration and short-term memory
These symptoms can interfere with everyday life and happiness, so it's important to find the underlying cause and work out what can be done to resolve it.

You do you just don't admit. You know all thos men mysteriously blow up their lifes when they hit middle age, troon out, get mistresses, get on drugs, suicide, divorce or cool new car . Male menopause my nigga

You testosterone drop low enough that there is a tip off and all of a sudden you are a granpa. No matter what you do you will age just like the rest of us .

Oh and i have witnessed it with few family members it just goes so fast that everytime the whole family is up in arms to take them to the doctor. The answer is always same nothing wrong just age .
 
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Jambled was like: "yo lemme bait the misogynists with this cougar article", then the people dunked on that mummified ho that dates 25s in her 50s (I shudder at the thought of what such an encounter would look like). And then Jambled was like "OMFG check this new hottake my brain came up with about male homosexuality, lemme bump that 2023 thread, my niggas!"
What's undefeated, dear ladies, is menopause and biology.
Sorry that you got a peculiar set of physiological characteristics that we males don't share.
Sperm around, lads!

What that would look like? Well, first, get Chris Chan and Barb....
 
“To say that straight men are heterosexual is only to say that they engage in sex (fucking exclusively with the other sex, i.e., women). All or almost all of that which pertains to love, most straight men reserve exclusively for other men. The people whom they admire, respect, adore, revere, honor, whom they imitate, idolize, and form profound attachments to, whom they are willing to teach and from whom they are willing to learn, and whose respect, admiration, recognition, honor, reverence and love they desire… those are, overwhelmingly, other men. In their relations with women, what passes for respect is kindness, generosity or paternalism; what passes for honor is removal to the pedestal. From women they want devotion, service and sex.

Heterosexual male culture is homoerotic; it is man-loving.”
― Marilyn Frye
I always thought that this quote was pathetic. RESPECT ME MEN OR YOUR ALL FAGGOTS lmao.
 
You testosterone drop low enough
No it does not, cause I know what to eat, what weight to have, and to exercise. My testosterone levels get tested yearly.
More and more men are sedentary fats, so that destroys their hormonal balance.
Gynecomastia, lmao.
FML I hate modernity.
 
This is the true and honest reason

Men may say they love pussy but even if they get pussy, they STILL masturbate frequently. Touching a penis to make it coom. Yes it's their own penis, but it's still a penis and they are a man making it coom. That's gay. Nigga you gay!
When @AgendaPoster masturbates it's not only gay, but it's also illegal because it's essentially a grown man with his hand on a child cock.
 
I'm surprised this thread didn't degenerate into the rating of mouthfeel yet so as someone who has was forced to suck the dick a total of 1 times I will now review the mouth feel.

Taste: salty, like coins
Texture: rubbery, like a hose
Feel: like you're choking on a hot dog and you can't bite down Becuase it's too far down your throat.
Trauma rating 4/5
 
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